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"Percy" (1971)

Percy (1971) was a sex farce with a very promising premise that just didn't deliver. An antique dealer in an unhappy marriage is delivering a chandelier when another man jumps from his lovers window to avoid her husband thinking there was a balcony and lands on our hero. The naked jumper dies, and Hywel Bennet is Bobbitized by the chandelier when the other man lands on him. This is great news for Denholm Elliott, a local surgeon who has perfected penile transplants, and has been looking for a donor and a recipient. The attached organ is known as Percy. Percy's new owner becomes obsessed with finding out who the donor was, and then meeting all of the donor's ex girlfriends.

Good news includes breast of Elke Summer, breast of Antonia Ellis, breast of Janet Key, and as much leg as I have ever seen from Tracy Crisp, original songs written and performed by The Kinks, a good DVD transfer, and a nostalgic look at "mod." On the other hand, there was precious little that was genuinely funny, and the whole thing was rather boring and predictable. Maltin says 1 1/2 stars, and I give it a C-, partly based on the production value.

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  • Antonia Ellis (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Brit Ekland (1, 2, 3)
  • Janet Key (1, 2)
  • Tracey Crisp

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    NEW DVD RELEASE: Almost Famous: the bootleg cut. This is not to be confused with a director's cut. Cameron Crowe got the film he wanted into the theaters. This is basically just a longer version. 39 minutes of footage in the cut, then another 20 minutes in the deleted scenes (including one incredibly boring 12 minute scene), then another additional six songs from Stillwater on a CD, plus the theatrical cut, plus a zillion features. There are two DVD's and a CD, and this package will do everything except deliver the band-aids to your house.

    I think the theatrical cut was better. It got to the same place in a shorter time, but this does add some detail to scene connections that were not so clear before, making the characters' motivations clearer in a couple of cases.

    There is just the slightest bit of additional subtle Kate Hudson nudity

    • Goldie Jr. collages (1, 2)

    NEW DVD RELEASE: The Amy Fisher Story is one of the three network movies of the week that aired in 1992 on the same topic - a sensational shooting in Long Island. A teenager shot the wife of the man she was obsessed with. His sexual involvement with her, or lack thereof, was never established. 

    The DVD marketing is a scam - they talk about footage too hot to be shown on TV that has now been put back in. The sex scene is pretty hot, but the nudity is an extreme close-up of a breast, and extreme close-up of a butt, and an extreme close-up of a pubic area. In all medium shots, Barrymore is wearing a dress during sex, and it covers everything! 

    Drew did a good job in the role, painting a complex picture of the character, making her neither very likeable nor a monster, explaining her actions, but never justifying them.

    NEW DVD RELEASE: Sheena is one of those female Tarzan things - a comic book from the 40's brought to the screen many times. Based on the IMDb comments, the DVD seems to have much more nudity than the versions shown on TV, and Zobda's scene isn't even mentioned in The Bare Facts. In fact, it has a remarkable amount of nudity for a movie rated PG!

    • Tanya Roberts (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    • France Zobda (1, 2)

    Halle Berry The topless, black undies and bent over scenes from "Swordfish".

    Valeria Golino Kinda dark breast, frontal and partial rear nudity from "Spanish Judges" aka "Ruthless Behaviour" (1999).

    Angela Grant Full frontal nudity in the Skinemax flick, "Bare Deception".

    Virginie Ledoyen Topless in "The Beach".

    Tane McClure Big fake boobs, and her bare bum can be seen in this sex scene from "Bare Deception".

    Stella Porter Full frontal, rear nudity, and a little lesbo lovin, also from "Bare Deception".

    K.C. Powe Breast and bum in a sex scene from "The Substitute 4: Failure Is Not an Option".

    Regina Russell Full frontal and dorsal nudity in "Bare Deception".

    Lisha Snelgrove Rear and topless exposure in scenes from "Heaven's Tears" (1994).

    Lisa Throw More goodies from "Bare Deception" including all 3 B's, a little lesbo lovin' and a 3-way.

    Michelle von Flotow Still more robo-hooters and pseudo sex from "Bare Deception".

    I think Nicnac has decided to rent a room at the Hotel Obscurity. Actually today's batch isn't too off beat, and even has a few movies and names that you will recognize.

    First up...vidcaps from the movie "Road Trip".

  • Bridgett Wise and Erica D'Amaro both topless

    The locker room chicks...

  • Aliya Campbell and Jaclyn De Santis topless
  • Jaclyn De Santis, an up close and personal breast view.
  • Unknowns showing full frontal and rear nudity.

    Moving on to the less familiar...

    From across the pond, and back in time to the 80's. Gabrielle Reidy and Moira Harris both showing some skin in "The Fantasist" (1986).

  • Reidy goes topless. (1, 2)
  • Harris shows breasts and bum

    From 1978's "The Seniors". This is prime another example of crimes against the DVD community. Why? Because it's available and great movies like "Better off Dead" are not.

    The IMDb Plot summary: Four students open a bogus sex clinic for cheap thrills and then are amazed to see it blossom into a profitable business.

    Of course there is some nudity, but the user comments basically say this about the movie..."dumb and boring".

  • Priscilla Barnes, far off toplessness
  • Assorted breasts and bums
  • Two topless unknowns, and one really bad boob job
  • Other various actresses

    Other oddities....

  • Hayley Mills of "The Parent Trap" and "Pollyanna" fame going topless and showing her bum (possible stunt butt?) in scenes from 1974's "Deadly Strangers". (1, 2)

  • Jennifer Mayo, topless in "Scarred" (1984) (1, 2)
  • More assorted breasts from "Scarred"

  • Kati Rák, the Hungarian actress seen topless in a love scene from 1990's "Daughter of Darkness", one of Anthony Perkins' final movies. Directed by Stuart Gordon who is most famous for "Re-Animator", and the Lambert classic, "Fortress".

  • Tara Fitzgerald, full frontal nudity in her first movie, "Hear My Song".

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    Britney Spears WOW! If you're a fan of the pop diva you will love this image from her Live in Vegas concert!

    Monica Bellucci The Italian beauty showing brief breast and bum exposure in scenes from "Under Suspicion".

    Edie Sedgwick One of Andy Warhol's regulars during the 60's (seen Poor Little Rich Girl" and "Vinyl" to name a couple). Here she is topless in her final movie "Ciao! Manhattan" (1972) (she overdosed in '71).

    Gloria Guida The former Miss Teenage Italy (1974) in a full frontal nude scene from the movie "L'Affittacamere" (1976).

    Ji-hyeon Lee Fully nude with breast exposure in a lover scene from "Mi in" aka "La Belle" (2000).

    Assorted babes Assorted breasts and bras in "10 Violent Women".

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    They call this 1982 movie a "Cult Classic". I call it dumb as a bag of hammers. Some nudity and a bunch of bra and panty scenes, plenty of unintended laughs; it's probably worth watching if you don't take it seriously.

    Dina Meyer
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Caps and Comments by IcedT:

    This was the very first DVD I attempted capping. I've got better equipment now, so I figured I'd give it another go. I've always really liked Dina Meyer. She was the only reason I started watching 90210. (Wish I had a teacher like that.) She's not the prettiest and her body isn't the greatest, but there's just something about her that does it for me. A shame her career didn't take off more. I thought she might hit it big. But, sandwiching one decent movie between mega-stinkers like La Bamba's "Bats" and Keanu's opus "Johnny Mnemonic" isn't exactly the recipe for success.

    Tara Strohmeier
    (1, 2, 3)

    I call this "Hankster Lite" since there is no bondage, only nudity. Topless 'caps from the comedy classic "Kentucky Fried Movie".

    The Funnies by Number 6

    From: bin Laden, Osama
    Sent: Monday, October 22, 2001 8:17 AM
    To: Cave-mates
    Subject: The Cave

    Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is hilarious.

    However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

    First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't want to be stung, and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.

    Second, it's not often I make a video address, but when I do, I'm trying to scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that, while we're taping, please do not ride your Razor scooter around in the background. Just while we're taping. Thanks.

    Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene, especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

    Fourth: Food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

    Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise, trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar, and Dave.

    Love you lots.


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