Jennifer Schwalbach in Clerks 2 (Movie House Commentary)



Jennifer Aniston in the full screen version of The Break-Up. I wouldn't have considered this one of the best nude scenes of the year based on the theatrical version, but the full screen version of this scene is VERY sexy, with Aniston's bum always tantalizingly in view, but never fully exposed in focus. And she's Aniston - a big star with a very shapely figure. (Movie House Commentary)



Maggie Gyllenhaal in Sherrybaby. I don't expect anybody to beat Gretchen Mol for the nude scene of the year, but this is a VERY serious contender. (Three .avi's zipped together)



Kate Winslet in Little Children, another of the year's top 20 or so nude scenes.




This Week's Movies
  • Turistas - 1500 theaters - 63% positive reviews.
  • Nativity Story - 2800 theaters - 17% positive reviews.
  • Van Wilder 2 - 2000 theaters - unreviewed


The Weekend Warrior's box office analysis for the upcoming weekend.

  • He thinks that the three uninspired new releases will do little to disturb the movie cosmos in a laid-back weekend.


Sarah Silverman: "Michael Richards Is a Fucking Idiot!"


Celebrity D.U.I. Hall of Fame


Everyday things shown in ultra-slow motion


New for Christmas this year in Japan - the Paris Hilton Doll


25 Fascinating Facts About the Dead Sea Scrolls


Handy Bookmark: WhatDoesItMean.Com: "World's Largest English Language News Service with Over 500 Articles Updated Daily"


Colbert Report, Monday, November 27


The Daily Show, Monday, November 27


"In the United States it has been found that several companies offer polonium for sale over the internet for as little as $69."


City of Liverpool says its Google Earth images are five years old


Which age group buys the most music?

  • Surprise - it's old geezers!


What's the worst job in England?

  • The story features a picture of some guy whose job is cleaning up anteater poop, complete with anteater! And he's a former Prime Minister.


Reverend Jesse Jackson called for a boycott of the latest Seinfeld DVD as a way of exacting economic punishment for Michael Richards's racist meltdown.

  • Can I just watch Costanza and ignore Kramer?
  • Kramer has also been publicly condemned by the REAL Kramer (Kenny Kramer)


Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock are already getting divorced

  • Yes, it's tragic, but they gave it everything they had for four full months. That's all anyone can do.
  • I wonder if they are planning to have divorce ceremonies in several places around the world.


Two trailers and a new clip from Perfume - The Story of a Murderer, the new film from the director of Run, Lola, Run



Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.





Vice Academy Part 3 (1991)

Although this film occurs less than halfway through the franchise, the series has already lapsed into self-parody. Ginger Allen has gone undercover in jail to watch Julia Parton, who escapes before her eyes, is sprayed by insecticide, and becomes "Malathion." Later, at a contest between prisoners and the Vice Academy girls, Malathion helps four more baddies escape, thus forming a gang. The Commissioner suspends the entire Vice Academy, but hires one of the convicts as a trainee.

Linnea Quigley has left the cast, and Elizabeth Kaitan has taken her part. Kaitan, Julia Parton and Toni Alessandrini all show breasts, in what is otherwise a complete waste of time, completely lacking in humor or action and stretching suspension of disbelief to the breaking point. This is by far the worst of the first three.


IMDb readers say 2.5, which is certainly in the right neighborhood.



Julia Parton



Elizabeth Kaitan



Toni Alessandrini










Today the Time Machine is off to 1973 and Tiffany Bolling in "The Candy Snatchers".

Caps and a zipped .wmv clip of a sexy topless Tiffany being roughed up by a baddie.








Notes and collages

The Celebrity Shower series continues


Holly Hunter in Thirteen



....her character is strung-out in this scene so I created a collage to keep that sense...



Mimi Rogers in The Rapture



...the top row of this collage is DVD; the bottom row is VHS (which shows nipple)

This film is about "the Rapture" prophesied in the New Testament of the Bible. DO NOT rent this film expecting a happy ending. I like the film for what it is and the ending is poignant.

....oh and Mimi Rogers does show a lot of skin in various scenes though you may have to hit the pause button...







Britney Spears pooter and hooter extravaganza, continued

Tyra Banks, the runway years. The future talk show host flashes a superlative figure.



Pat's comments in yellow...

In a new book, "The Female Mind," psychiatrist Dr. Luan Brizendine confirms what many suspected: women talk a lot more than men.  The average woman says 20,000 words a day, compared to 7,000 for a man.  Women also speak more quickly; far more of their brain cells are devoted to talking; and when they talk, it unleashes a flood of brain chemicals that give women a rush similar to the high heroin addicts feel.  But in males, Dr. Brizendine says testosterone shrinks the parts of the brain responsible for talking and hearing, allowing men to be conveniently "deaf" to what women are saying; but they make up for it with the part of the brain responsible for sexual thoughts, which is twice as big in men as in women.

*  She's also writing "The Male Mind," but it's really more of a pamphlet.

PNC Wealth Management, which every year calculates the cost of all the gifts mentioned in "The 12 Days of Christmas," reports that the 2006 price rose 3.1 percent to a record $18,920, or $30,330 if you bought all the items off the Internet.  If you bought the gifts for all of the 12 days mentioned, it would total $75,122. The cheapest is the partridge, holding steady at $15, but a boom in
landscaping boosted pear tree prices by 40 percent. For the first time in years, labor costs outpaced inflation, so hiring nine dancers cost 4 percent more than in 2005.  But the eight maids a-milking remained unchanged thanks to no rise in the minimum wage.

*  But the damn Democrats are about to raise it and RUIN CHRISTMAS!!

Less than four months after Pamela Anderson married Kid Rock repeatedly in various locations, to demonstrate how committed the two were, she has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. The New York Post quotes an insider as saying that Kid's explosive temper was to blame, and the last straw was when he allegedly blew up after a showing of "Borat," screaming, "You're nothing but a whore!  You're a slut!  How could you do that movie?"

*  He married the star of the "Pam & Tommy" video, and he thought "Borat" made her look like a slut?

Chicago officials asked organizers of a German Christmas festival to reject ads for the movie "The Nativity Story" because it might offend non-Christians

* And Christmas festivals are just crawling with those

In the wake of the Michael Richards rant, Jesse Jackson called the "N-word" "unprotected" as free speech and called on the entertainment industry to bar its use in all forms

* And suddenly, rappers and Def Comedy Jam stars began defending Michael Richards.