Jennifer Schwalbach in Clerks 2 (Movie House Commentary)

Jennifer Aniston in the full screen version of The Break-Up. I wouldn't have considered this one of the best nude scenes of the year based on the theatrical version, but the full screen version of this scene is VERY sexy, with Aniston's bum always tantalizingly in view, but never fully exposed in focus. And she's Aniston - a big star with a very shapely figure. (Movie House Commentary)

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Sherrybaby. I don't expect anybody to beat Gretchen Mol for the nude scene of the year, but this is a VERY serious contender. (Three .avi's zipped together)

Kate Winslet in Little Children, another of the year's top 20 or so nude scenes.

OTHER CRAP:

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Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.

Vice Academy Part 3 (1991)

Although this film occurs less than halfway through the franchise, the series has already lapsed into self-parody. Ginger Allen has gone undercover in jail to watch Julia Parton, who escapes before her eyes, is sprayed by insecticide, and becomes "Malathion." Later, at a contest between prisoners and the Vice Academy girls, Malathion helps four more baddies escape, thus forming a gang. The Commissioner suspends the entire Vice Academy, but hires one of the convicts as a trainee.

Linnea Quigley has left the cast, and Elizabeth Kaitan has taken her part. Kaitan, Julia Parton and Toni Alessandrini all show breasts, in what is otherwise a complete waste of time, completely lacking in humor or action and stretching suspension of disbelief to the breaking point. This is by far the worst of the first three.

D.

IMDb readers say 2.5, which is certainly in the right neighborhood.

 

Britney Spears pooter and hooter extravaganza, continued

Tyra Banks, the runway years. The future talk show host flashes a superlative figure.

In a new book, "The Female Mind," psychiatrist Dr. Luan Brizendine confirms what many suspected: women talk a lot more than men.  The average woman says 20,000 words a day, compared to 7,000 for a man.  Women also speak more quickly; far more of their brain cells are devoted to talking; and when they talk, it unleashes a flood of brain chemicals that give women a rush similar to the high heroin addicts feel.  But in males, Dr. Brizendine says testosterone shrinks the parts of the brain responsible for talking and hearing, allowing men to be conveniently "deaf" to what women are saying; but they make up for it with the part of the brain responsible for sexual thoughts, which is twice as big in men as in women.

*  She's also writing "The Male Mind," but it's really more of a pamphlet.

PNC Wealth Management, which every year calculates the cost of all the gifts mentioned in "The 12 Days of Christmas," reports that the 2006 price rose 3.1 percent to a record $18,920, or $30,330 if you bought all the items off the Internet.  If you bought the gifts for all of the 12 days mentioned, it would total $75,122. The cheapest is the partridge, holding steady at $15, but a boom in
landscaping boosted pear tree prices by 40 percent. For the first time in years, labor costs outpaced inflation, so hiring nine dancers cost 4 percent more than in 2005.  But the eight maids a-milking remained unchanged thanks to no rise in the minimum wage.

*  But the damn Democrats are about to raise it and RUIN CHRISTMAS!!



Less than four months after Pamela Anderson married Kid Rock repeatedly in various locations, to demonstrate how committed the two were, she has filed for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. The New York Post quotes an insider as saying that Kid's explosive temper was to blame, and the last straw was when he allegedly blew up after a showing of "Borat," screaming, "You're nothing but a whore!  You're a slut!  How could you do that movie?"

*  He married the star of the "Pam & Tommy" video, and he thought "Borat" made her look like a slut?


                              
Chicago officials asked organizers of a German Christmas festival to reject ads for the movie "The Nativity Story" because it might offend non-Christians

* And Christmas festivals are just crawling with those


In the wake of the Michael Richards rant, Jesse Jackson called the "N-word" "unprotected" as free speech and called on the entertainment industry to bar its use in all forms

* And suddenly, rappers and Def Comedy Jam stars began defending Michael Richards.