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I hope someone out there will be vidcapping "That 70's Show" Tuesday night!
Apparently Donna (Laura Prepon) does a stripper scene in one of Eric's dreams. The previews are very cleavage intensive!

Also, did anyone vid cap Saturday Night Live this past weekend? It was a re-run of the show Britney Spears hosted. It had some nice cleavage shots and also featured her breasts moving around!!!



Goldfinger was Connery's third outing as Bond, and he had the part cold by this time. The film is chuck fill of memories. Shirley Bassy singing the title song, the sight of a gold plated Shirley Eaton, and the character name Pussy Galore are icons of western culture. Odd Job, the body guard with a practical hat, and Gert Fröbe as Auric Goldfinger made great enemies. Bond discovers a plot to detonate a nuclear device inside Fort Knox, contaminating the US gold supply, and making Goldfinger's holdings worth 10 times as much. The film has gadgets, chases, action, women, Q, M and Moneypenny, a great title song and score, and interesting opening credits.

The critics love this one, with Berardinelli and Maltin giving it 3 1/2 stars, and Ebert a perfect 4 starts. IMDB readers have it at 7.7/10. Made for $2.5m, it grossed $124.9m worldwide. Who am I to disagree? This is indeed one of the best Bon's, and Bond is the best long running series.


This concludes my Bond project, which took over 100 hours for the 19 films, and produced 507 images made from over 2,000 frames captured. While the films were light on exposure, they were heavy on attractive women in sexy costumes, and many came from a period when there was not much nudity around in mainstream cinema. It is ironic that the worst Bond, Lazenby, stared in one of my favorites, On Her Majesty's Secret Service. My favorites: Goldfinger, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, and Octopussy. The worst, Thunderball, Goldeneye and The World is not Enough.

For me, Moore got a bad rap as 007. He followed an enormously popular star, and made his films during a period that saw an explosion of action films. He did continue past his prime, but turned in some good performances in the middle. I thought Dalton did a credible job, and had the sophistication part exactly right. As you know by now, I am not a Brosnan fan yet. My favorite Bond girl goes all the way back to the beginning -- Dr. No. Ursula Andress oozes sex appeal, and set the standard for all future Bond girls.

Brosnan has a contract for a total of 4 Bond films. I assume we will see a new bond after that. The writers have many challenges. All the great villains are killed off, M and Moneypenny retired, and Q, sadly, has died. Felix, after Licence to kill, is missing a leg. Despite these challenges, I am sure we will see many more Bonds, and that all of them will make a profit. The series has survived bad Bonds and bad scripts, and will continue to work due to the formula. As Maltin says, "Not every man wants to be James Bond, but every boy does." I would add that there is a little boy in every man.

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  • Honor Blackman (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
  • Margaret Nolan (1, 2, 3)
  • Mei Ling (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Nadja Regin (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Shirley Eaton (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Y'know, it appears that we finally have a president, although Al Gore has sworn to keep protesting and whining until they make him King, or drag him away kicking and screaming. Thankfully, Bush has given his word of honor that he'll be as ungracious in victory as Gore is in defeat. It makes you kinda proud, no matter which one you voted for.

    Did you see that Sargent Shriver joined Cher and Alec Baldwin at the airport? He said he's had enough years of Bush presidencies, and is going to spend the entire Bush presidency in France. Personally, I'm not worried about Bush's term(s). After all, James Baker ran the country just fine for his dad, and he can do it for Dubya as well. Somehow, I suspect that Dubbie's presidency will be like in that Revenge of the Nerds sequel when they made Stan (the good looking quarterback guy) the dean of Adams College. He'll find that it's tough to practice chipping in the Oval Office, because of the odd angles.

    My liberal friends say that the whole thing is a right-wing plot. Not just to steal the election. That's only a tiny part of it. But the Cheney thing is a set-up. Bush nominates a nice, safe, guy like Cheney, who is acceptable to the voters. Then after they win the election, the old boy pretends to have a heart attack and is replaced by the typical right wing nutbag that Bush wanted all along. Yeah, I think Italy may have some spare Mussolini's that they don't need at the moment.

    Enough politics.

    The film du jour is The Wings of the Dove, a fine adaptation of the Henry James novel, and one of the most beautifully styled and photographed movies I've ever seen.

    For our purposes, the most important element is that it features a beautiful woman who is also an acknowledged great talent, she's stark naked, and the camera shoots right up her wazoo. Helena Bonham Carter's open-leg shot must be one of the most explicit exposures ever done by an honest-to-god actress.

    Given the beautiful photography, the beautiful woman, and the unusually high level of exposure, I did a mountain of collages from this film (Well, it's a mountain for me. For Tuna, it would be an anthill.)

  • Helena Bonham Cater (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

    Jr. Here, with my political thoughts....
    Let's face it, regardless of who actually gets the keys to the Oval office, they're going to be a completely ineffectual one-termer, and the American people will never take them seriously. This presidency will always be referred to as being won in court, rather than decided by the people.

    Sadly, one part of the American culture has basically been legitimized by all of this...

    If you don't like something, take someone to court. Why not? It worked for our president, and he's the voice of the American people!

    While it sounds a corny, I still think that one of our greatest powers as individuals in this country is the right to chose our own leaders and to create our own government. I see that forever tainted. Looking ahead, I have this vision of these past few weeks being played as a fluff piece during Decision 2004. I can even hear the commentator now...

    "Hey, remember 4 years ago when the people spoke, no one could understand what they said, and the candidates sued to be president? How nutty was that?!"

    My solution:
    If we're going to make new law regarding the presidency (which will happen as a result of this law suit crap), I say 4 more years of Bubba!
    Think about it....With Bubba we would get 4 more years of status quo leadership! No rocking of the economic or political boat! That should allow enough time for for the legal process to figure out who won this election. I figure by the time they actually decide on a winner, it should be time for a new election anyway. By that point, the people will vote again, and this time vote for neither one of these goofballs!

    Assuming of course our MTV attention spans actually remember any of this and learn our lesson.

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    Ana Alicia

    Dana Plato

    Gloria Reuben

    Keri Russell

    Portia di Rossi

    Heidi Klum
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Got ahold of the Celebrity Sleuth from last December; the Sleuth is one righteous dude whose sales I would not want to step on, but I figure he has reaped rich rewards from this old issue. erego and therefore and thus I pass along some of the better pics from that edition.

    Jessica Sobel
    (1, 2, 3)
    To finish up the post from the 12/1999 issue of Celeb Sleuth:
    Jessica Sobel may require some explanation, since she presses the envelope of what we might define as "celebrity." It seems she is working girl who was Bill Maher's escort at some publicity function; the tabloids got the pictures of them together and the story of her chosen profession. The Sleuth went a step further and got these here pictures. Gotta love that Sleuth boy.

    Carol Vorderman Carol Vorderman is a member of Mensa, composer of puzzles and host of a television show in the UK. Here she is synthesizing vitamin D from just about every inch of her dorsal surface.

    Liz Hurley Loved the Liz Hurley pics that you posted last week; cleaned up the B & W scan a bit in case you wanted to re-run that momma.

    Mel B And what with the recent hub-bub over the Spice Girls as they perform together one last time (Picard would say, "Make it so!"), thought it time to put together the best of Mel B's paparazzi pics in one package. Killer arse that girl has.

    Nina Georgala Nina was Miss Greece for 1996; the top left pic of the collage has her handing off a torch to the Miss America of that year, Ali Landry. Had to cut Ali for the sake of space, but folks it will come as no surprise to all y'all that Ali is just a teensy bit better looking. Just as Bill Gates is just a teensy bit richer than I am.

    Ana Paula Araujo

    Farrah Summerford

    Two more fashion models round out things for now: Ana Paula Araujo clothed in what we can all hope is the latest beachwear for this and all subsequent years (by the way, Junior, is it true that roughly half the women in Brazil are named Ana Paula? Or is it just the good looking ones of non-German ancestry?), and Farrah Summerford in a couple of really nice pics, if on the cute-as-a-button side.

    Jr. here...More importantly than the name issue, is it true that the women in Brazil all have phenomenal bums? Sure seems that way!

    Salma Hayek Found this pic of Salma and could not resist even though those annoying fabric things are covering her goodies. What a mega-babe.

    Yuliya Mayarchuk Loved the UC99 caps of the latest Tinto Brass movie (which begged the question of how that old fart of a director gets babes like Yuliya Mayarchuk and Katerina Vassilisa to strip and get seriously down and dirty); gave serious thought to buying the flick so I logged onto the appropriate site annnnddd.. found these pics. Cleaned em up and glued em together.

    Dona Nieto And we end with what I will argue is the oddest thing submitted to the Funhouse. Dona Nieto is a poet and performance artist who goes topless to stop loggers from cutting down and carting away trees. She was in the news a couple o' weeks ago and this is the best I could do to find a pic of her in the altogether. Perhaps it is for the best.
    Blake Pickett Scorpion stings big! Looks like Scorpion spent his post-Turkey time vidcapping a plethora of Skinemax babes instead of watching grown men tackling and patting each other on the ass. Good choice if you ask me!

    First up...Blake (a.k.a Josie Hunter and a bunch of other names) in scenes from "Lust the Movie". Didn't see it in the IMDb, but that's no surprise. What is a surprise is that there are some close up frontal views...including one frame from the Gyno-Cam! Excellent stuff for late night movie buffs.

    Gabriella Hall
    (1, 2)
    #1 is also from "Lust the Movie". #2 is from "Love me Twice". Sorry, topless only this time.

    Griffen Drew
    (1, 2, 3)
    More from the Gyno-Cam! #2 and #3 are from "Uncut". Again, no sign of it in the IMDb, but who cares! This is great stuff for fellow Skinemax fans! Oh, and #1 features some topless scenes from "Phantom Love".

    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    Just plain Julia. Lots of simulated lovin' from "Veronica 2030". Starting and ending with a dude (#1 and #5), but in the middle there's a ton of lesbo action with Nikki Fritz!

    In case you're one of the billions who has never heard of Julia, here's some info...

  • Fake blonde hair
  • Big, very fake boobs
  • Bald down under.

  • Julie Strain Boobs, bum, and a far off frontal view from "Night Visions".

    Kim Dawson Fully nude with upper and lower visibility, but the Gyno-Cam wasn't quite there for us this time around. More scenes from "Lust the Movie".

    Monique Parent
    (1, 2, 3)
  • #1, Full frontal from "Lust the Movie"
  • #2, Simulated sex from "Love me Twice"
  • #3, Topless only from "Night Visions"

  • Nicole Fornier
    (1, 2)
    #1 is has full frontal images plus views from the Gyno-Cam in scenes from "Virtual Encounters 2". #2 is has some full frontal, plus simulated gettin' it out from "Casting Couch".

    Nikki Fritz Showing all the goods from "Veronica 2030".

    Regina Russell From "Passion's Obsession". Tame topless nudity.

    Sam Phillips The former Pet doing something she rarely did on "Hot Springs Hotel"...show off those big, ultra-fake boobs! Vidcaps of Sam from "Passion's Obsession".

    Sandy Wasko Full frontal and Gyno-Cam images from "Southern Shore Auditions".

    Wendy Davidson and Sany Wasko 3-way action with Sandy Wasko and some dude in scenes from "Veronica 2030".
    Deborah Tranelli Topless scenes from "Naked Vengeance"

    Pam Grier Pam's last nude scene...vidcaps from 1985's "On the Edge".

    Stephanie McMahon Cleavage from WWF Smackdown.
    and ...
    Christel Braak
    (1, 2)
    From Scanman...vidcaps from the 1979 Dutch film, "Kort Amerikaans".

    Tingue Dongelmans Full frontal views. Also from "Kort Amerikaans", by Scanman.

    Vanessa Kelly
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
    8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
    I believe this is her whole 2001 calendar.
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  • For the next level down (partials, slips, see-thrus, etc.) try #5,6,8,10,11,12
  • For Bikini pics click #2 and #7

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