"The L Word"

The L Word Episodes 3 and 4 (2004) moving hardly along with the carpet muncher soap, a tennis pro still in the closet has a thing for a soup chef at the club, Katherine Moennig is being stalked by a jilted lover, Mia Kirshner is having trouble admitting that she is gay, or at least bi, and stuck on Karina Lombard, and Jennifer Beals and Laurel Holloman are still trying to get pregnant. Gaydar, or the ability to tell if someone else is gay is explored. Ho Hum.

Breasts from Kirshner, a sexy underwear shot from Moennig, and full frontal from photographers model Nahanni Arntzen round out the exposure in these two episodes. So far, the best thing I can say about them is that they are short.

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  • Katherine Moennig
  • Mia Kirshner (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
  • Nahanni Arntzen (1, 2, 3)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Gettin' ready for the big event:

    It's just about time for the big annual balloting for the Best Nude Scene of 2004.

    Please review the list below to see if I have missed anything important. If I have, e-mail me here


    Ali Larter in 3 Way
    Amanda Swisten in The Girl Next Door
    Angel Boris in Boa vs Python
    Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives
    Blanchard Ryan in Open Water
    Charlie Spradling in A Midsummer Night's Rave
    Charlize Theron in Head in the Clouds
    Chloe Russell in Suspect Zero
    Chloe Sevigny in The Brown Bunny
    Claire Danes in Stage Beauty
    Dana Ramirez in She Hate Me
    Diane Kruger in Troy
    Elena Lyons in Club Dread
    Emily Mortimer in Young Adam
    Emmanuelle Beart in Strayed
    Eva Green in The Dreamers
    Frances O'Connor in Iron Jawed Angels
    Izabella Scorupco in Exorcist: the Beginning
    Jacqueline Sullivan in The Butterfly Effect
    Jennifer Jason Leigh in The Machinist
    Jessica Boehrs in Eurotrip
    Jewel de Nyle in Pauly Shore is Dead
    Jordan Ladd in Club Dread
    Juliette Lewis in Blueberry
    Kari Wuhrer in King of the Ants
    Karimah Westbrook in Baadasssss!
    Katie Lohmann in Dorm Daze
    Kerry Washington in She Hate Me
    Kim Basinger in The Door in the Floor
    Malin Ackerman in Harold and Kumar
    Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil: Apocalypse
    Mimi Rogers in The Door in the Floor
    Molly Schade in Eurotrip
    Natalie Portman in Closer
    Neve Campbell in When Will I Be Loved?
    Nicole Kidman in Birth
    Rosario Dawson in Alexander
    Roxana Zal in 3 Way
    Sara Foster in The Big Bounce
    Sara Rue in Gypsy '83
    Sienna Miller in Alfie
    Sung Hi Lee in The Girl Next Door
    Tanja Reichert, in Club Dread
    Tilda Swinton in Young Adam
    Toni Collette in Japanese Story
    Yekaterina Golubeva in Twenty Nine Palms
    Caroline Dhavernas in The Tulse Luper Suitcases
    Ludivine Sagnier in La Petite Lili
    Tiffany Shepis in The Hazing
    Vera Farmiga in Iron Jawed Angels
    Jessica Collins in The Ranch
    Kim Poirier in Decoys
    Samantha Ferris in The Ranch
    Leonor Watling in Son de Mar
    Shana Moakler in Seeing Other People
    Julie Strain in Blood Gnome
    Jeanie Cheek in Dark Harvest
    Elisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door
    Jenya Lano in Stealing Candy
    Natasha Melnick in The Hillside Strangler
    Brandin Rackley in The Hillside Strangler



    • Charlie's French Cinema Nudity Site is updated


    Alexander (2004):

    Haven't seen it, but it would be easy to review. You can even write your own. Take my review of King David and do a search/replace, and you're 90% there.

    • Wherever it says Richard Gere, replace with Colin Farrell

    • Wherever is says Dave, replace with Al

    • Wherever it says King David, replace with Alexander the Great

    • Wherever it says Alice Krige, replace with Rosario Dawson

    Highlights of the result.:

    "The only historical source that refers to Alexander the Great as Al."

    "No good reason to see it except Rosario Dawson's nude scene."

    • Rosario Dawson (crap quality, but better than zero, which is what we had yesterday.)



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    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
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    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS

    Kommt Mausi raus (1995)

    Hello dear Scoopy !
    Allow me to continue my bush theme by exposing a Busch. Well at least a German one. In the film "Kommt Mausi raus ?!" (1995) Inga Busch gets very cosy with her girlfriend Julia Richter. Both actresses seem to be busy bees in Germany and you can find collages of both women in the Encyclopedia and the back issues. Here are four clips from this film ; the first part of clip #1 shows Julia with an unknown actress, the rest is all Inga and Julia. Inga is the smaller breasted girl who also briefly shows her last name while Julia only allows us a view of her breasts.


    That's all for now.
    Yours faithfully,

    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the Ghost...'caps and vids from the 1990 James Belushi comedy "Taking Care of Business".

    Jack Snow
    Another batch of 'caps featuring the latest skin from German TV.

    Anja Nejarri Showing breasts and buns in a recent episode of "Alarm für Cobra 11".

    Anna Larreta The Spanish actress showing very nice breast exposure, and also just a bit of the other 2 B's in scenes from the 1984 German movie "Das Autogramm".

    Doreen Dietel
    Doreen Jacobi

    Here are the two Doreens (much better than the two Coreys!) joining each other in the shower on the TV-movie "Intimzone Schwiegereltern". Dietel shows some side toplessness while Jacobi keeps her shirt on.

    Heike Warmuth
    (1, 2)

    Scenes from the mini-series "Die Kirschenkönigin". In part 2 of the mini-seriess she had a full frontal scene (link #1). In part 3, there was a side breast view (link #2).

    Franka Potente "The Bourne Identity" co-star briefly baring a breast in a scene from one of her early movies, "Coming In" (1997).

    Here are a couple of assorted video clips from Triple A.
    • Barbara Hershey zipped .avi. In this clip from "The Stunt Man" (1980), Hershey shows breasts and bum while lying fully nude in bed.

    • Lucy Gutteridge zipped .avi (a big clip, about 12 megs) As AAA pointed out in his email, this clip just may feature all of Gutteridge's screen nudity. It's from "The Hitchhiker", episode: "In the Name of Love". By the way, most folks will probably recognize her from the 1984 comedy classic, "Top Secret!".

    Jessica Alba
    (1, 2)

    One of the most beautiful women ever. Here she is a deleted scene from the movie "Honey". In this scene we see her in a blue bra as she changes shirts in the back of a taxi. As for the movie itself...if you're a die hard Alba fan, you'll probably enjoy all of her skimpy outfits and sexy dance moves. But I would suggest watching with the sound off. The plot and dialogue are dreadful.

    Melinda Dillon
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)

    Señor Skin 'caps featuring Dillon topless in scenes from the 1977 Paul Newman movie, "Slap Shot".

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    At Least Free His Pants! - At the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, the hit new balloon was SpongeBob SquarePants. At one point, it got wrapped around a lamppost, and as handlers struggled to free it, the crowd chanted, "Free SpongeBob! Free SpongeBob!"

  • Watching on TV, President Bush muttered, "Damn bleeding-heart New York liberals!"
  • Being New York protesters, some stripped to their bikini bottoms.
  • The experience left SpongeBob feeling totally wrung out.

    But The Real SpongeBob Was In New York! - In Little Falls, Minnesota, someone sole a 10-foot inflatable SpongeBob from a Burger King. Police suspect teenagers, since they left behind a ransom note demanding "10 Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes" and signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton.

  • So it was either teenagers or Plankton.
  • They suspect teenagers with terrible acne.
  • What was he doing at Burger King, anyway? He belongs at the Krusty Krab.