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A few words from The Sleuth
Did any super-scanners cap Mo Collins of Mad TV {who's already got one entry in the Encyclopedia} last Saturday night, when she parodied Lil' Kim by wearing the famous one bare-breast dress with the pastie? You got to see the entire shape, and it was clearly bare...with just the pastie over the nipple. Would be a good addition. And Debra Wilson, from that same show {which is 10 times more clever than SNL, in my opinion} has perhaps the best bod on TV.

Thanks & Best,
The Sleuth

"Tomorrow Never Dies" (1997)

Tomorrow Never Dies is the second outing for Brosnan as Bond, and is clearly the best of the first three (he is under contract for one more). A media mogul, a thinly disguised Bill Gates, sinks a British frigate to steal a nuke. His intent is to start a war between Britain and China. In exchange, he gets a 100 year media exclusive in China, making him the one who controls the flow of information worldwide. Bond is sent to sort out the puzzle. Teri Hatcher plays the moguls wife, and ex Bond lover. Michelle Yeoh is a Chinese agent that ends up working with Bond. Bond is in bed with Cecilie Thomson, who is supposed to be teaching him Danish, when he is summoned by M.

The opening sequence is one of the better ones, wherein Bond crashes an arms auction, destroys most of the weapons, and flies off in a Mig with two nukes aboard. There are stunts and action aplenty -- especially the helicopter/motorcycle chase, the remote control car, and martial arts from Yeoh -- and less emphasis on special effects. The title screens are rather interesting this time. Maltin was unimpressed at 2 1/2 stars, Berardinelli and Ebert agree with me at 3, and IMDB readers say 6.5/10. Made for $110m, it had nearly half a year where each weeks gross exceeded the budget. The film won numerous minor awards.

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  • Cecilie Thomsen (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Michelle Yeoh (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Teri Hatcher (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    "Class" (1983)

    Class begins with Jonathan (Andrew McCarthy) getting tricked into going outside in a bra and panties by his room mate (Rob Lowe) his first day at an exclusive prep school. After a suitable revenge, the two become best friends. Jonathan is very bright, but a little shy, and everyone decides he needs to loose his virginity. On the first attempt, he impresses his date from a local girls school by barfing in the car. Later, he is part of a dance committee, and manages to break a vase, cover the headmistress with hors d'oeuvres, and rip the blouse and bra off of his former date, Virginia Madsen. He is banned from the girls school forever.

    His friends send him to Chicago to get laid, and he gets lucky with an older woman (Jacqueline Bisset). It is much later that she realizes he is underage, and he realizes that it is his best friend's mother. When I first saw this, I saw it much differently than this time. Originally, I thought about how lucky he was to get broken in by an older woman who knew what she was doing. Now that I am older, what impressed me was that she had a drinking problem, poor self-image, and a bad marriage. Even though she knew he was much younger, she went for it, and nearly ruined his life and cost him his best friend.

    Don't get me wrong, it is a very amusing film, and the breast exposure from Madsen is a real plus. Bisset looks great for her age. Maltin only gives it 2 stars, and the few IMDB readers who have seen it have it at 5.1/10. I have seen worse films with higher ratings. The DVD is not especially well done, with no special features and a weak transfer.

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  • Jacqueline Bisset (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Virginia Madsen (1, 2, 3)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Amid all the dialogue and dispute between our regulars about the Bond films, I though I'd chip in my two cents on the series. When Tuna finishes his series, I'll flesh this out some more, but here's some charts and trivia you may enjoy.

    Who was the oldest man to play Bond? The youngest? I got them both wrong. (I guessed David Niven in Casino Royale and Connery in Dr No.)

    Which Bond film got the best reviews? The worst? The best imdb score? The worst? Which was the most successful? How much was it worth to sign Connery or Brosnan instead of a replacement?

    Oh, yeah, I have some pictures as well. Another episode of The Hunger. This one is on the "Soul for Sale" DVD - Karen Elkin.

  • Karen Elkin (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • UC99
    Yuliya Mayarchuk
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
    9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14,
    15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
    21, 22, 23)

    Francesca Nunzi
    (1, 2, 3) these names mean nothing to you. In fact, for the average dude they're basically unpronouncable. But not to worry! UC99 has out done himself with this amzing collection of 'caps for you. From Italian movie "Trasgredire", directed by Tinto Brass (best known to many of us as the director of 1980's "Caligula"...wel, before Bob Guccione out his hands on it anyway.) Whether or not these ladies are celebrities is irrelevant. All that matters in this batch is that we see two babes with superb bodies, showing off everything they have! Topless, frontal, posterior, lesbo scenes, lesbo shower scenes, sex scenes, and many gyno-views to choose from! I am positive you will not be disapointed with these!
    This week...German actresses

    Iris Berben Topless scenes nad some posterior views from "Das Teufelsweib"

    Tatjana Blacher Brief topless exposure from "Chill Out"

    Katharina Böhm This time around the movie is German, "Zwischen Liebe und Leidenschaft", but the actress is actually Swiss.

    Catherine Flemming Brief bum and topless sightings from "Einmal Himmel und retour".

    Dominique Lorenz From "Siska".

    Joana Schümer Topless in "Balko".
    Ana Claudia Michels
    (1, 2, 3)
    I'm not really into fashion models, but Zenguru always puts together a great package. Excellent scans as usual, plus the unigue, 3 of a kind technique. As for the nudity...Anna lets a nip slip in #1 and #2, all of the rest from Zen are see-thru only.

    Astrid Munoz

    Inna Zobova

    Trish Goff

    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    But at least there are several see-thru nipple sightings. Only scans this time, no collages. I guess that honor is for super models only.

    Comments by ZenGuru:
    These are my latest scans. They are from a fashion editorial from Depeche Mode Magazine from France. The Model is unknown but surely they're quite interesting.

    Click Here to pay Zen a visit.

    and ...
    Nikki Cox
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Vidcaps from her new show called "Nikki". Naturally, she's scantilly clad. #1 is from DAI, links #2-4 ar from Mr. T.

    Marie-France Pisier
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    From Scanman...vidcaps from 1977's "The Other Side of Midnight". All feature topless exposure, and #3 also has a brief frontal scene.

    Helen Baxendale
    (1, 2, 3)
    Sorry "Friends" lesbo scenes from Helen today. Hopefully this topless nudity by Scanman from the UK movie "Truth or Dare" should tide you over.

    Madeleine Stowe Naked bum and a hint of side breast exposure as well. Vidcaps by Watty from the movie "Stakeout". It's been a while since I've seen this one, but I suspect a stunt butt. If for no other reason because I just can't see her face. However, I'm not really up to speed on my Emilio Estevez movies, but then again who is. So I could be way off, and this migh be legit.

    Click Here!