Happy Thanksgiving

Note from Stone Cold:

"Yo, Scoop. What makes you think I care 'bout no African Angel? Who gives a fuck? You got to separate substance from marketing. If they choosing the first twenty people to get donated livers, I'll count the brothas. But let's face it, these Angels weren't chosen for making the best movie, but for selling the most tickets. Wouldn't make no sense to those littledick marketing poindexters to add a sista. Ain't a prayer no brutha gonna buy a ticket to that mofo, so don't try to market to 'em. You think we all lined up for Mod Squad to see that bro?

She-it, you could show Tyra Banks doing accordion practice on her clitoris, and no brotha get caught in there.

So they pick some ethnic diversity to appeal to their true target audience. One for the rich frat boy crackas, one for the white trailer trash tattoo crackas, and an Asian babe for all the remaining crackas. Plus, most of this nostalgia she-it is white boy stuff, anyway. We not pining for the good ol' days of the 1960's and 70's, though we gotta admit that time was better for us than the 1860's and 70's"

Members' bonuses. Some Jakes

Both Chinatown and its sequel, The Two Jakes, are new to DVD. Chinatown, the brilliant noir directed by Roman Polanski, features a very brief peek and a very modest camera angle on Faye Dunaway's chest. Still, it is Dunaway.

The sequel was directed by Jack Nicholson. Although there was no explicit nudity, Madeleine Stowe was sexy as can be. There is an interesting "up nightie". Is that her crotch we see?

Faye Dunaway in "Chinatown" (#1, #2, #3)

Madeleine Stowe in "The Two jakes" (#1 #2)

Members' bonuses

One Fish, Two Fish
Tuna's revisits his "Classics of Porn" series.

Amber Lynn "Let's Get it On" Lynn Annette Haven (and Constance Money ) in "Anna Obsessed" more of Haven and Money

Brand new vidcaps from Helcrom.

Rachel Crawford, "When Night is Falling" Pascale Bussieres, "When Night is Falling" Crystal Cass, "Disturbing Behavior" Maria Celedonio in the immortal cinema classic, "Freeway 2: Confessions of a Trickbaby". I guess Helcrom must have taped this off PBS. Here's another great one that I keep missing on American Movie Classics: Jennifer Thomas in "The Sexecutioner" Loryn Miller in "The Sexecutioner"

Tuesday's girl: Jamelah - #1 , #2 , #3 , #4)

WhyScan commented that Jodie is one of his favorite page Three beauties, and he'd love to see if Fred can do a Page Three Plus on her.

PLUS Fred's report today features Brigitte Lahaie, who was Uma Thurman's "other self" in the sexual fantasy sequence in "Henry and June".

(#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12, #13, #14, #15, #16, #17)

nmd doesn't usually have nudes, but he usually features rare foootage.

Stacey Keanan in "Step by Step" Tiffany-Amber Thiessen Tracey Gold in "Face of Evil"

  • Whitney Houston at that Bambi 99 thing, from FR
  • Houston
  • Jeanne Balibar, "Das Verbrechen des Monsieur Stil"
  • runway model Courtney Herron in a Greek magazine
  • Marion Mitterhammer in "Julia"
  • Two from Slarti. Sonsee Arahya Floethmann in "Tell me there's a heaven"
  • ... and Natalia Woerner in "Children of the Night"
  • Robin Tunney in "End of Days" (Rookie)
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