"Inside Out 2"

Inside Out 2 (1992) is the second of four collections of made for TV short soft-cores. Think Twilight Zone meets Skinemax. We have 9 tales, eight of which have exactly one woman who shows breasts.

Here is the summary;

Mis-Apprehended -- a man is stranded when his care dies in the middle of nowhere. He is picked up by a practical joker, and his wife, Tane McClure. You will have to watch to see who the joke is finally on. This was, for me, the best short of the nine.

I've Got a Crush on You -- was clearly inspired by the Mills Brothers classic "Paper Doll,: which end, "I'd rather have a paper doll to call my own, than a fickle minded real live girl." The girls, this time, is Dawn Brackett.

The Freak -- a post apocalyptic space invasion piece, where the human face is considered obscene. This was very dark, and not very coherent. Female lead was Sherrie Rose

There's this Traveling Salesman, See -- a man caught in a traveling salesman joke. Rather cleaver. Breasts by Brenda Swanson

Double Vision -- a woman performs the first successful eye and optic nerve transplant. Her patient falls for her, then wonders where she got the donor eyes. The doctor is Saxon Trainor

Busty Gutsy -- is a mockumentary of a "tit queen." staring Kitten Natividad. No nudity, no images, but a rather clever short.

Some Guys Have All the Luck -- A woman, Lisa Whitcraft, conspires to get a hunk in bed, but he has his own conspiracy going.

The Hitchhiker -- Linda Carol suckers men into stopping to pick her up on the side of the road, and eventually leads them to their destruction.

The Right Number -- Lisa London works doing phone sex, and makes a love connection.

All in all, this was an entertaining set of nine shorts. The quality ranged from pretty good color, to dark black and white, and the acting was all over the board, but some of the stories were worth the effort. C.

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  • Brenda Swanson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Dawn Brackett (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
  • Linda Carol (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)
  • Lisa London (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Lisa Whitcraft (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Saxon Trainor (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Sherrie Rose (1, 2, 3)
  • Tane McClure (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


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    Love Actually (2003)

    "I got a part in the Nativity play. I'm a lobster."

    "Oh .... um ... is that a good part?"

    "Well, yes. I'm the FIRST lobster."


    Love, Actually is a Hugh Grant movie currently in theaters.

    That would normally be a sufficient amount of commentary, since all Hugh Grant movies are alike, and in a typical case I would just be pointing you toward my comments about Two Weeks Notice rather than re-typing those remarks, but this particular Grant film requires some elaboration in that it is actually all Hugh Grant films. Yup, every single one. They have taken About a Boy, Four Weddings and a Funeral, and Notting Hill, and all of the others, condensed each of them into a ten minute tidbit, then wound all of those individual stories together around a Christmas theme.

    Since Mr Grant is not known for the great differentiation between his characters, it would be too confusing to have him play all nine of the male leads, even given a wide selection of disguises and an assortment of floppy hair colors. He is therefore assigned only to play a pseudo-Blair version of the Prime Minister, while various other lads are assigned to play the Hugh Grants of Christmas Past, Present and Future. By far the best of all the Hughs is Bill Nighy, the Ghost of Hugh Grant Yet to Come, who plays a character very much like Keith Richards, a 50ish rock star who is completely ashamed of a commercial holiday jingle he has recently recorded from one of his older songs which wasn't that good to begin with. As a man in the later portion of his life who has taken every shot and survived, and no longer cares what people say about him, he throws all caution to the winds and tells the truth about everything, often in politically incorrect ways, and he absolutely steals the movie from the rest of the highly talented cast.

    "So kids just remember this message from your Uncle Billy:

    Whatever you do, don't buy drugs ....

    Just become a pop star and people will give them to you for free."

    Hugh is, of course, playing the part of Hugh Grant. In fact, it is getting to the point in his career where there is really no need for his characters to have a different name from film to film. They may just as well call them all Hugh Grant. Like Pia Zadora, he is always playing himself. Except, of course, at a somewhat higher level than Pia Zadora. Well, that and the fact that Pia's a "her". But I digress.

    Hugh does quite a good a job playing the Prime Minister the way the British would like him to be: warm, human, and unwilling to let the single most important country in the development of the world be treated as a 51st state by America. (Billy Bob Thornton plays the American President as a slick but boorish cross between the worst aspects of Presidents Bush and Clinton, melding Clinton's personal amorality with Bush's geopolitical amorality.)

    Not everything works in this film. Some of the eleven thousand sub-plots deliver absolutely nothing to the film, and some of the situations dissolve into high schmaltz. Critics were split. Nonetheless, I praise it whole-heartedly. It's great to see somebody deliver a romantic comedy that is rated R because the people in it actually speak and otherwise behave like adults and not like some Disneyfied Hollywood version of how adults should behave in front of children.  And I don't mean that comment to be entirely about sex, language, and nudity. I mean that the characters think in all respects like mature adults, and behave accordingly. They speak from the heart, and they are often witty. Sometimes they regret what they say and do. Sometimes their souls reach lofty heights, and sometimes they screw the pooch.

    It is a film which manages to be both warm and edgy, a difficult combination to manage.

    In short, it is a romantic comedy which is both funny and romantic while also remaining intelligent. Since there are so few films which accomplish that, we need to forgive its faults and love it unconditionally.

    "You mean there was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?"

    "Well ..duh"

    And nudity to boot!


    The Brown Bunny (2003)

    Bonus: Chloe Sevigny nudity from the trailer for The Brown Bunny. This is Vince Gallo's controversial film which provoked such a negative reaction at Cannes. Sevigny performs oral sex on camera in this film, although not in this particular capture.




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    Hubba Hubba - The London Daily Telegraph reports that much of the case against Michael Jackson will hinge on explicit love letters and poems he allegedly wrote to a 12-year-old boy. A source said the boy claimed Jackson's pet name for him was Rubba and he told the boy "he was my rubba rubba friend."

  • It was innocent fun! They played with rubba duckies!...In the bathtub together!
  • If his poetry is anything like his song lyrics, they won't be able to prove that it means anything.
  • Michael will argue that those love letters were actually written to a rat named Ben, so it's perfectly normal.

    I Know! I'll Get Plastic Surgery! - The British tabloid The Daily Mirror claims that Michael Jackson freaked out on his way to turn himself in and had to be sedated. They claim he demanded that KFC chicken be delivered to the plane before he'd take off, and then was so afraid of jail, he demanded the pilot take him and his three kids to South America. His lawyers talked him out of it.

  • It's summer in South America; his face would melt.
  • He wanted to go someplace where he'd blend in and not be noticed, but the plane couldn't fly to Mars.
  • This story is ridiculous! They expect us to believe that Michael Jackson EATS?!

    Is LaToya The Only Sane One? - Jermaine Jackson told Barbara Walters that the child molestation charges are part of a racially-motivated vendetta, and pledged that the whole Jackson family would rally behind Michael, adding, "If you handcuff my brother, you handcuff the whole family."

  • And about time!...Then, force them to sit down with a family therapist!
  • With Tito behind him, how can he lose?
  • This is just more racial violence against the white man!

    When In Rome, Act Like An Idiot - Michael Jackson fans in Paris, L.A., Rome and other cities gathered for candlelight vigils to show their belief in his innocence. One held a sign reading, "Accused but not guilty!"

  • Actually, that was a Frenchman who thought he was at the pro-Saddam Hussein rally.
  • The tabloids should hire that guy: he's obviously been watching Michael Jackson 24 hours a day.
  • Proving that people who use candlelight like to remain in the dark.

    There's One Born Every Minute - Liz Taylor declared that she believes her pal Michael is "absolutely innocent"...But then, she believed each of her eight marriages would last for life...Liza Minnelli agrees with Liz, but then she believed her husband was straight.

    But Where Will Ben Affleck Go?! - Friday, the Los Angeles City Council rescinded a ban on lap dances at strip clubs. They scrapped the rule which barred contact between dancers and customers, but the clubs will have to do away with VIP rooms for private dances. Some anti-smut activists accused the council of caving to the adult industry and said they should have put the ban on the ballot. But one councilman said if they let the voters decide, they might lose all power to regulate strip clubs.

  • Darn those voters!...They just don't appreciate the effort it takes to protect them from getting lap dances!
  • If they let the voters of L.A. decide, you'd be able to get private lap dances right in the voting booth.
  • Plus, they suddenly realized the lap dance ban applied to city councilmen, too.
  • It also would've destroyed L.A.'s economy by throwing thousands of aspiring actresses out of work.

    SURE, They're Not Gay! - British writer Mark Simpson, who was credited by the New York Times with coining the term "metrosexual" in 1994, has apologized. Metrosexuals -- straight-but-sensitive affluent urban males obsessed with things like image, fashion and moisturizers -- have become a media cliche after "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" hit. Simpson said, "If I'd known that metrosexuals would take over the world and make everyone wear fake tan and use glutinous hair care products, I would have written about baseball instead."

  • Too late: baseball players are now getting pedicures.
  • He must be the only British male left who's NOT a metrosexual.
  • He'll write a formal apology as soon as he can find the perfect shade of pastel stationery.
  • Until he came along, "Metrosexuals" were just guys who got turned on by Geo Metros.

    A Headline Unique In All Of History! - A woman in Murcia, Spain, won a dream prize from the Chamber of Commerce: a three-hour shopping spree valued at over $7,000 (US). But when she was told she'd won, she said she'd have to think about it, then failed to show up to claim it. She said she was "too busy to waste the morning" shopping. So the prize went to the runner-up.

  • ...Who sent her personal shopper.
  • A woman who'd rather work than spend money shopping? I have one question for her: "Will you marry me?!"
  • Some women would rather do anything than try on swimsuits.

    More Like The Turd In The Punchbowl - Over the weekend, "The Cat In The Hat" topped the US box office with a take of $40.1 million, despite scathing reviews, one of which branded it "kitty litter." A spokesman for Universal said, "It's not about entertaining parents or reviewers. It's about entertaining kids."

  • Kids who really enjoy a good penis joke.
  • If your kids like this, you should make THEM change the cat box.