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    "License to Kill" (1989)

    License to Kill has Timothy Dalton in his second appearance as Bond, and he did a decidedly great job. Desmond Llewelyn as "Q" had his largest part ever, and Robert Brown and Caroline Bliss made their last appearances as M and Moneypenny. The story is not typical Bond. James attends Felix Lieter's wedding. When a drug kingpin kills the bride, and feeds one of Felix's legs to a shark, Bond swears revenge. M visits and demands that he go to Istanbul for his next assignment, and Bonds quits. M demands his gun and says he is no longer licensed to kill, but does not try very hard to prevent him from escaping. Sometime later, Q turns up "on holiday" to see if he can be any help, and Bond is told at the end that M has a job offer for him. My read was that M couldn't approve the activity, but was on Bond's side.

    He partners with a CIA operative, Carey Lowell, in pursuit of Robert Davi. He also takes the time to charm Davi's girlfriend, Talisa Soto. Here we have a determined Bond with much less humor who relentlessly chases Davi. There is a wonderful cameo appearance of Wayne Newton as a televangelist who actually is a front for the drug trade. The action highlight is a downhill chase with gasoline tanker trucks.

    I loved this one. The major critics agreed. (Maltin 3, Berardinelli 3, Ebert 3 /12), but it did not do well at the box office. Made for $40m, it only brought in $156.2. IMDB readers have it way too low at 6.1/10. It came out at a time when there were lots of action films, which probably accounts for it's poor showing.

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  • Cary Lowell (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
  • Priscilla Barnes (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Talisa Soto (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    The film du jour is Angel's Dance

    You never heard of it, right? Well, guess what? It's the first film in I don't know how long that I can recommend both for the content and the nudity. James Belushi is the Mr Myagi of hitmen - he does the whole "whacks on, whack off" thing with his little grasshoppers, and they have to kill a random person to show they are cold-blooded enough to be icemen.

    The latest guy makes a bad choice in the phone book. Poor mousy, suicidal Sheryl Lee, once she finds there are assassins after her, figures she has nothing to lose. She transforms herself into a Home Study Femme Nikita, and fights back - with impressive results and a great ending!

    The casting director gets an A+ for choosing Belushi and Sheryl Lee. They were perfect in their roles.

    The film also features frontal nudity from Lee, and some various other topless eye-candy scenes. (Gisella Peters is an unknown, but beautiful, and took her clothes off in very good light.)

    I tried an experiment with the Lee frontal collages, since she was far from the camera. The three frontals include one at actual size, one at 2x, and one at 3x (three different frames), and the one at triple size is not half bad - almost as good as a VHS image.

    TomCat also outdid himself today, with Steaming, the 1985 film adaptation of Nell Dunn's play about naked women of various social classes, sometimes unable to get along, but bound together by their desire to preserve an old-fashioned London Spa that they like. I haven't seen the film, and it is not available on tape or VHS that I know of, but I do know that everyone is naked pretty much the entire time. This includes Sarah Miles, Vanessa Redgrave, and various supporting players. Vanessa was 48 at the time, and looked even older, but Miles was in great shape as always, and is well worth looking, although 44 when the film was made. With everyone naked throughout, I wonder how many collages Tuna could make from this movie if it were to be made available on DVD. I hope he gets a chance to find out someday.

  • Sheryl Lee, "Angel's Dance" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Gisella Peters, "Angel's Dance" (1, 2, 3)
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  • Vanessa Redgrave, "Steaming" (1, 2, 3)
  • Sarah Miles, "Steaming" (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Patti Love, "Steaming" (1, 2, 3)
  • Unknown, "Steaming" (1, 2)
  • Felicity Dean, "Steaming"
  • Brainscan
    Comments by Brainscan:
    We span the globe to give you the best in sports.

    Klaudia Koronel
    (1, 2)
    From the Philippines...actress Klaudia Koronel, who is a real cutie.
    Izabella Scorupco She's known to one and all as the good Bond girl in Goldeneye, which... excuse me... I liked a whole lot and think that Pierce Baby is just fine as Bond James Bond, thank you very much. Swedish, yes? Foxy? Yeessss.
    Magdalena Graaf ...of the Hungarian Graaf sisters. Not a singing group but much better looking than most.
    Maria Vazquez Maria appeared in Interviu magazine not so long ago, which advertised her as the Spanish girlfriend of Julio Iglesias Jr!!! Gadzooks, what is that? Second celebrity twice removed. But okay in the looks dept.
    Rania Lykoudi From Greece; showed up in the Greek mag Out a while back. Why, other than the fact she is nice to look at, I do not know.
    Nicole Simmons
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Nicole was quite the prominent nude model in the UK just a few years ago and, I do believe, a Penthouse Pet. Gotta love the lack of inhibitions.
    Tally Chanel
    (1, 2, 3)
    And finally--
    Was introduced to Tally when Skinemax ran Warrior Queen oh so long ago. Ran into a Mongoose vidcap of the scene she has JJ Jones (Miss Bahamas in the 1970's) and thought about those scans of hers I had on the hard drive, 'cuz you see Tally posed for Penthouse looong ago. Sooo, to complete the package I give you the American gal, Tally.

    And that just about does it for Geography class.

    Jimmy the Saint
    Jane Horrocks
    (1, 2, 3)
    The British actress in a few topless scenes. Links #1 and 2 from "Alive and Kicking" and #3 is from "Bad Girl". Yanks may remember her as Faith in the movie "Memphis Belle", or as the voice of Babs in "Chicken Run".
    Véronique Genest Full frontal nudity from the French actress. Not too sure of the source.
    Diane Keen Topless scenes from the 1977 Brit movie, "Sweeney!".
    Franka Potente Topless images of the German actress from the movie "Easy Day". She's probably best known to Fun House visitors as Lola from "Run Lola Run".
    and ...
    Shannon Elizabeth
    (1, 2, 3)
    Hot new scans of Shannon taking it all off! Sadly, she's teasing us by only revealing her lovely bum, and hiding the rest. But trust me, these pics are still worth the download. Especially #3! A very special thanks to Sknib for these scans from Front Magazine.

    Elizabeth Hurley
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    Great collection of by NMD. Link #1 is a 'new to me scan' of Liz working the pole like a professional dancer. Link #2 has Liz in a bikini featuring an Ill-fitted top. (thank goodness!) They rest I believe we have seen before.

    Gwyneth Paltrow
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Breast exposure from "Shakespeare in Love". By DaGroove

    Eva Herzigova
    (1, 2, 3)
    3 very dark scans of Eva. (I'm pretty sure the darkness is part of the original "artistic vision") #2 has very clear breast exposure. The others require more imagination.

    Katie Price aka "Jordan
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    Popular UK model and former Page 3 babe. #1 is from earlier in her career, the others are "post surgical enhancement". According to the email, Links 3-5 are from her new calendar.

    Yasmine Bleeth Lot's of bikini views from Wednesday's episode of "Titans". Vidcaps by DAI.

    Athena Massey From Dann, vidcaps of a very topless Athena from the movie "Undercover".

    Rena Riffel Also showing off the goodies from "Undercover". Once again, thanks to Dann.

    Diana Pang About a week or so a go a few 'caps came in from a couple of Hong Kong movies. Here's one more for the pile. She may not be a celeb in the states, but based on what I see here, she has all the makings of a first rate Skinemax babe. Vidcaps from "The Imp".

    Stella Kobs The former German bunny babe in topless scenes from "Leise Schatten", by UC99.

    Denise Crosby Topless 'caps of the former Trek-babe from 1995's "Dream Man", by Watty.

    Lysette Anthony One more from Watty...The British actress in a love scene from the movie "A Brilliant Disguise". Nice topless exposure, a few pics of her bum too.

    Helen Baxendale "Friends" co-star in scenes from "The Investigator". The plotline according to the IMDb is..."A military police woman is given the job of tracking down and removing lesbians from the army."

    Woo-Hoo! Yup, you guessed it, not only does she track 'em down, but apparently she also gets it on with 'em! I guess she has to make sure they're lesbians first, and naturally the best way to prove it is to have sex with them!

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