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DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION
Last name: ________________ First name:
(Check appropriate box)
(_) Billy-Bob (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_)
Billy-Jack
Age:
____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
(Check appropriate box)
(_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser
(_) Un-employed (_) Dirty Politician
Spouse's
Name:_____________________
2nd Spouse's Name:_____________________
3rd Spouse's Name:______________________
Lover's Name:_________________________
2nd Lover's
Name:_________________________
Relationship
with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
(_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle
(_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son
(_) Daughter (_) Pet
Number
of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: ______
Number that are yours: ______
Mother's Name: _______________________(If
not sure, leave blank)
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade
completed)
Do
you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)
___ Total number of vehicles you own ___
Number of vehicles that still crank ___
Number of vehicles in front yard ___
Number of vehicles in back yard ___
Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms
you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom
____ kitchen ____ shed
Model
and year of your pickup: 196_
Do you have a gun rack?
(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines
you subscribe to:
(_) The National Enquirer (_) The Globe
(_) TV Guide (_) Soap Opera Digest (_)
Rifle and Shotgun
___
Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in
a UFO
How
often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable
Color
of teeth:
(_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown
(_)Black (_)N/A
Brand
of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man
How
far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know