Dangerous Cargo (1996) is listed at IMDB as a thriller, is supposedly not available for sale, yet is rated 7.8 with only 6 votes. It turned up on one of the bargain sets I mentioned last night. Rosemarie Belden wrote this, and stared in it. She is an older woman, who gets involved with a Russian immigrant who was brought to the us by the Russian Mafia, and is trying to break free and become a resident. He is coerced into getting her to invest in some shady shipment of winter coats, which are diverted in Moscow to the mobs warehouse.

The exposure is during the opening credits. Olga Vodin, as a Russian girl brought over by the mob for special tasks, seduces someone who is killed by the head of the Russian gangsters in the US. We see her tiny breasts, and most of her buns wearing panties in a dark scene. The acting is universally bad, the plot is drivel, the sound is nearly impossible to hear at times, and the part that Beldon wrote for herself clearly shows that she doesn't realize her age or lack of talent. This is awful in every possible way, including a bad transfer. F.

Here are the info pages from yesterday's pics

• Red Heat
• Serpico

UPDATES:

• Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated. Among his contributions this week are some international stars.
  • The eccentric American actress Anna Thomson, who is even more popular in France than Le Gran Jerry, does full frontal nudity in "Bridget". Bridget is directed by the same guy who directed Thomson in "Fast Food Fast Women" - see Tuna's column in yesterday's Fun House. That director, Amos Kollek, has more or less enlisted the delicately built, large-breasted Anna Thomson Levine as his designated star. She has also been in at least five (those two plus Fiona, Sue, Beirut) of his films since 1997.
  • Geraldine Chaplin stands there stark naked in her notorious frontal scene in "Welcome to L.A.". I guess Charlie has seen these two movies on DVD's from another region. I would like a region 1 DVD of Welcome to L.A., but it has been slow in coming.
• New encyclopedia volumes for: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Ann and Vicki Michelle, Julie Michaels, Shirley MacLaine, Mason Marconi, Ann Margret, Lori Dawn Messuri, Eiko Matsuda, Marlee Matln

OTHER CRAP:

• the lost episode of Friends - under hypnosis, Phoebe believes she is a gynecologist
• The Sun says Iraqis are hiding chemical and biological weapons at home. The Sun? Why is The Sun interested? Are the Iraqis naked or playing soccer? Actually, they're not hiding them from inspectors. They're just hiding them from the kids to avoid messing up the Christmas surprise. Come x-mas, they'll be under the tree. Oh, dad, thanks. My first weapons of mass destruction. Can we go out with them later and take a hostage? Can we? Please. Please. Although international sanctions have cut into Iraq's economy, years ago many Iraqi kids grew up in 2-hostage families. And who among us can ever forget the look of pride in the eyes of an Iraqi mom when her boy takes his first hostage.
• French filmmaker looks at loveable Uncle Saddam. "Saddam loves to eat fish, especially ones he caught himself. Fishing with grenades seems to do the trick." I didn't make that up, by the way. That's what the story says. "Uncle Saddam" airs November 26 at 7:00 p.m. Eastern on Cinemax. Is this for real? Sure seems like a put-on.
• new tape may indicate that Al Gore is alive
• Mystery solved. JFK assassination film to be digitally remastered. DVD to include director's cut, deleted scenes purportedly show LBJ blazing away at Kennedy with twin six shooters, screaming "yippy-ki-yo. Who's the president now, motherfucker?" 
• Charles Barkley reaming out an ass.
• Mark Wahlberg goes berserk in Paris hotel room
• the new trend in spousal abuse. Scott Stapp, of rock group Creed, gets the ever-lovin' stink beat out of him by his ex-wife
• Tom Cruise to marry Penelope Cruz. I got lost on that one. I thought they broke up ages ago.
• Turns out it was a woman who called Bush a moron, the Canadian communications director. Prime Minister Chretien refused to accept her resignation. Chretien insisted that Bush is still not a moron. Chirac? That's another story.
• Cool - the political humor archives
• Iraqi nuclear sub set to strike US from Lake Michigan. Don't panic just yet. It's from Weekly World News.

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

• Elizabeth McGovern, breasts and bum are in plain view, plus there is a subtle bit of bush as well in scenes from her Oscar nominated performance in "Ragtime" (1981).

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

A little variety today. First we have Sybil Danning, Lynda Wiesmeier (What a chest), and Lori Sutton all showing their stuff in Andy Sadaris's "Malibu Express". Then today's "Babe in Bondage" is Melissa Brown in "Carnage Road", no nudity but if your squeamish skip the last cap as she gets a blade through the head. Don't waste your money on this movie.

• Sybil Danning, breast exposure and bikini views. (1, 2)
• Lynda Wiesmeier, the former Heffer (July '82) topless! (1, 2)
• Lori Sutton, topless in a love scene. (1, 2)
• Melissa Brown (1, 2, 3)

Nothing special (no nudity)...just one of my all-time fav models, so i had to scan her :)

Here's the breakdown:
Link #1...metal bikini
Link #2...a full body nude pose with hands covering up the goods south of the border, and silly lighting making the breasts hard to see.
Link #3...bare bum and a side breast view
Link #4...extreme see-thru breast exposure.

BLAME CANADA! CANUCKLEHEAD CALLS BUSH "MORON"
She Must Be French-Canadian - Thursday, an aide to Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien reportedly called President Bush a "moron" for expecting NATO to back military action against Iraq. It backfired: Chretien hurriedly said Bush is his friend and is not a moron, other Canadian politicians condemned the aide for harming relations with the U.S., the aide may be fired, and on top of all that, NATO agreed to Bush's request.