My favorite joke: Clinton is walking on the beach when he finds a old Arabian lamp. He rubs it and a genie appears. Genie says. "Because you have set me free, I will grant you a wish".

Clinton says "ONE wish. I thought genies gave three". Genie replies, "nope ... used to, but you know, downsizing, inflation, cost control consultants, union organizers ... we had to cut back to one".

Clinton thinks about it, says "OK, I think the one thing that could save my place in history, and turn me from a bad joke to a distinguished statesman is permanent peace in the Middle East".

Genie says, "Let's work on it", and teleports them to the CIA intelligence files, where the genie starts reading up on the history of the region. After a few hours of absorbing everything ever written on the topic, the genie is bent over a map of the Middle East, and he shakes his head and crumbles the map up in anger.

"I can't do it, he says. I'm only a genie, I'm not God. This is something that can never be settled. It is too big a wish. Some things are beyond my power. Take your fucking map, and make another wish".

So Clinton thinks again, and he says, "I wish that after I retire from public office, that Hillary could continue in the public spotlight, that everyone could love and respect her, not just as a great first lady, but as a great American".

Genie thinks about it for a minute or two, and says "lemme see that fucking map again"

PAL tries to go through the Encyclopedia and submit only those pictures which add to or improve the collection:
  • Elizabeth McGovern in "Racing with the Moon"
  • Ingrid Thulin in "La Cage"
  • Patti D'Arbanville in "Modern Problems"
  • Samantha Janus in "A Murder of Quality"

  • One Fish, Two Fish
    Two movies, one of the greatest of all the screen beauties, Ursula Andress:

    The Sensuous Nurse (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4) Slave of the Cannibal God (#1 , #2)

    Today is Blinky's second day of Gisele Bundchen. ( #1 #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8)

    Ashley Judd, "A Normal Life"

    (#1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9, #10, #11, #12)

    Friday (Nikki #1 , #2 , #3 , #4) Plus Fred's finds for the day:
  • Amber Newman. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5)
  • Manon Kelley (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5)

  • Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint is back after only a day's absence. That was one fast crusade. He scourged some infidels, fed the hungry, gave shelter to the homeless, and smote some idolators. Luckily for us, there is one beatitude he ignores. The one about "clothing the naked". I always thought they should rewrite that one anyway. Some of the naked should be clothed, in mercy to them and us. For example, if you see Rosie O'Donnell or the oompa-loompas naked, you might want to cover them up. But clothing Kelly LeBrock, for example? I can't believe the Lord would want you to do that.

    Isabelle Pasco "le droit a l'oubli" Isabelle Pasco Alexandra Kamp-Groeneveld in "Morgen gehort der Himmel dir" more of Alexandra Kamp

    all commentary by ICMS
    Tag der Idioten

    Here I am again, very soon for my standards I must add, but I think you probably will be interested in these collages.

    I noticed there are a lot of pictures of former Bond girl and current Gérard Depardieu love interest Carole Bouquet in your encyclopedia, but none of them have her full frontal.

    Here are 2 full frontal collages of her in the 1981 German movie "Tag der Idioten" (#1, #2). In this film Carole isn't happy with the world and thinks she will be better of in a mental asylum. Therefore she starts to act weird and eventually she ends up where she wanted to be. But look what happens further in this asylum. Uncle, are you sitting in a stable and firm chair? Are you ready for some sordid pictures? Yes? Then have a look at the Tamara Kafka file. And before you have a go at me don't forget that this film obtained the 1982 Bundesfilmpreis! Is this fit for the Fun House? It seemed fit for German TV! This was aired last night at around half past midnight. They could have warned me for this at least. I went to sleep after this scene and had terrible nightmares with ugly, naked and crazy women peeing on me and I couldn't flee because Depardieu was holding me.

    One more thing. On this whole issue of Eva Cobo vs Tina Sportolaro, here is an article about Sportolaro that sheds some light on the topic.


    AP Today's film is "Intimes Gestaendniss"
  • Sara Cosmi
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  • Gabriella Barbuti
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  • FR FR only has one today, but you have to love it. His version of the Drew Barrymore paparazzi pics. One guy wrote me that the movie Charlie's Angels isn't even finished casting yet, so the tabloids seem to have misassociated this picture with that movie. At any rate, she seems to be naked in a hotel parking lot in Southern California. The picture shows that doggies and pussies can get along without fighting. And if they can, perhaps some day we will too.


    Mr Skin

    Mr Skin has two films for us today. The movie clips require RealVideo (.rm format).

    First, Christina Applegate in the 1989 movie "Streets". still vidcap still vidcap still vidcap movie clip another movie clip

    Second, Idy Tripoli in 1978's "Audition". still vidcap still vidcap still vidcap movie clip movie clip

    Diamond Edge

    "Scoop. Hardcore film called "Forever Night". Not quite as good as se7en, but not bad considering it was vhs. This is the first submission of this type for me. Probably my last. Don't really like those kind of movies, but for some reason I love the caps se7en does. Wish he did more. Did these a long time ago. Just now getting around to sending them in. Probably will not be sending any new stuff in for a while. My first kid is due Tuesday and he will take up a lot of time. I might have a few I have not sent you yet and I will get those sent, but probably wont be doing new stuff."

    Yup, a new baby will do that. How well I remember. The nine months of pregnancy don't make any real time demands on us guys, but once that little one is there - your life will change. Good luck. (By the way, Edgy did a nice job at incorporating some beauty into the naughty action.) Stacy Valentine Stacy Valentine Stacy Valentine Jeanna Fine

    A lot more

    (**** for special members recommendations)

  • From BadAx: non-nude of Demi Moore, young, pre boob job, autographed
  • From Dann: Coco Cobra in "Suck it and See"
  • From Dann: Roxy and Belle in "Suck it and See"
  • **** From Don Juan: excellent find! An escaped nipple from Salma in "The Velocity of Gary"
  • **** From Don Juan: one more Salma
  • **** From Capman: Yasmine Bleeth on Letterman. Must-see
  • From Crow: Claudia_Schiffer, "Friends&Lovers"
  • From Crow: Claudia_Schiffer, "Friends&Lovers"
  • From Crow: rasselbabe Torrie Wilson on Nitro
  • From Crow: Cindy Margolis, "In Your Dreams"
  • From Donbun: new Bettie Page vidcaps (non-nude)
  • From Slarti: Valenska Hanel in "Just Married"
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