"The Hunger"

The Hunger (1983) was Tony Scott's first feature film after a lot of work making commercials, and was an early use of an MTV style of film making. It was also notable for a then eyebrow raising lesbian love scene between Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon. The first 20 minutes are pure Scott, and almost surrealist imagery, but slowly something of a plot develops. Deneuve is centuries old, and feeds on human blood -- the blood hunger. She lives with her current soul mate, David Bowie. Sarandon is a doctor researching the aging process. While Deneuve's soul mates are indeed immortal, at some point in their lives, they begin an accerated aging process that makes up for the several hundred years of no aging. When Bowie starts to age, he seeks Sarandon's help, thinking she might have a cure.

Sarandon ends up being Deneuve's replacement for Bowie. We have clear breasts from Sarandon during the lesbian scene, and breasts from Ann Magnuson in the beginning of the film. Deneuve's character shows headless breasts and buns, but Scott admitted in the commentary that this was a double.

Critics despised it, and the public stayed away in droves. IMDb readers have it at 6.1 of 10. Proff indeed of the fact that it has gained a real cult following. The style is no longer as jarring, as it is commonplace and it does have very strong imagery. The makeup effects were also very good. Although set in Manhattan, it was filmed in London. This is a C as a cult film.

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  • Ann Magnuson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Susan Sarandon (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    • There are about 300 new pics in volumes C, D, and E. Updated volumes are highlighted in yellow.


    "The L Word" (2004):

    Today the last 30 collages from The L Word. The other collages from Episode 1 are in Friday's edition, and the Mia Kirshner collages from the other episodes are in Saturday's page.


    Other Crap:


  • How To Steal Wi-Fi - And how to keep the neighbors from stealing yours.
  • A collection of vintage video game commercials
  • Box Office Mojo - Friday estimates - Nic Cage squeezes Sponge Bob
  • Ain't It Cool News - first review of the new Mike Judge comedy
  • STUFFMAGAZINE DOT COM - Nikki Cox pictorial.
  • Now you can save $2,501 on The Criterion Collection Holiday 2004 Gift Set. Unfortunately, that still leaves $4,999 for you to come up with.
  • Probably Too Late for Christmas Department. It seems that Target will be offering an anal massage in 4-8 weeks.
  • Jay Leno interviews the President
  • Four new clips from Christmas with the Kranks
  • Some videos of the Pistons/Pacers brawl/game.
  • Thong captures from "Closer" are presented by the "no wisecrack necessary" department. Dude, four words: Natalie Portman's bare ass.
  • These paparazzi pictures of tennis champ Serena were obviously taken by a ... um ... crack photographer.
  • Letterman's "Top Ten Things Overheard At The Opening Of The Clinton Library". "Don't forget to try the snack bar's impeachment cobbler"
  • Letterman's Top 10 punchlines to dirty election jokes. "That's not the voting lever, but don't stop pulling."
  • The Smoking Gun presents the Michael Jackson Candelabra Complaint: "Another day, another lawsuit for the King of Pop. A Los Angeles antiques dealer yesterday sued Michael Jackson for allegedly failing to pay a nearly $180,000 bill for merchandise he purchased earlier this year."
  • Four free short videos from Playboy's Beach Babes!
  • Playmate Gallery - Victoria Fuller, January 1996 - Courtesy of!
  • Oliver Stone's new film, aka Queer Eye for the Macedonian Guy. This film had a $160 million budget, and the studio boys are worried that the male/male scenes will be box office poison.
  • Larger Than Life - very large stuff - giant baseball bats - golfballs - statues, etc.
  • Robert the Haunted Doll
  • The British Lard-Cam. A fresh, live image of lard refreshed every 10 minutes.
  • Worldwide Electronic Mind Control via 'Cell Phone' Towers.
  • URL says it all:
  • Bert's Quarter Shrinking and Can Crushing Gallery. Fascinating! The submitter described it as follows:
    • "Just for fun, a company called Storeridge Engineering uses powerful electrical bursts to actually shrink coins. This involves putting the currency into a metal coil and then blasting it with more than 100,000 amps. The surge causes the coil to explode violently, leaving a coin that's been compacted at the molecular level. A Kennedy half dollar loses about half its size and gains mysteriously beautiful radial lines. There are even more hilarious results with bimetal coins and coins with a hole in the center, such as Japanese yen. The site has a great explanation and much larger pictures of all this frivolity."
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    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.


    Closer (2004)

    What else can you say after "Natalie Portman's bare bum"? I suppose this will become the most-capped film in recent history, and will rival The Gift in popularity as a multiple DVD watch for young male audiences.


    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.


    Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS

    Die Serpentintšnzerin - 1992 (?)

    Today we've got clips from a not that well-known German actress (only one collage in the back issues) in an a strange movie. I'm talking about Karina Fallenstein in "Die Serpentintšnzerin" from 1995 according to the IMDb, from 1992 according to the end credits. If I remember correctly it is about a travelling circus in the early 20th century trying to boost its attendance rates. I think it's clear how they tried to achieve that, the method is still effective a century later.
    Crimson Ghost
    NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.

    Today from the clips from the Cheech & Chong movie "Still Smokin" (1983). Linnea Quigley is joined by several other nekkid babes as Cheech & Chong spend time in spa. Quigley is topless in all 3 vids, plus she bares her bum and briefly shows pubes in clip #2. There are also a total of 7 topless babes in clip #3!

    • Linnea Quigley and friends (zipped .wmvs) (1, 2, 3)

    Big Story o' the Day
    Coming to theaters December 3rd!

    Here's an advance preview of Portman playin a stipper in the upcoming Mike Nichols film "Closer". Recently there have been mixed reports about possible Portman nudity, but one thing is certain...she does wear a thong!

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "Tricks" (1997) (TV)
    Mimi Rogers movie starring dozens of topless showgirls. Too many to individually identify but many of them are professional dancers and not the obligatory strippers. A glaring continuity error is Mimi's dance double in a flashback sequence has much smaller boobs.

    • various topless showgirls. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
    • Suzanne Zelmer: topless as Mimi's dance double. Mimi's face superimposed on the poster fooled no one.

    Rescue Me: Inches
    Episode similar to Seinfeld's The Contest but it's who has the longest firepole. The dead guy wins at the end.

    Da Vinci's Inquest: season one finale
    Double episode The Hunt/Capture featuring a then unknown Corner Gas' Gabrielle Miller in her skivvies.

    Cold Squad
    Various episodes.

    Mutant X
    Various episodes.

    Counterstrike: Til Death Do Us Part
    Something you don't see in many network television episodes. One of the lead actresses in a wet t-shirt and later braless chasing a nun. Only by a French actress.

    Cleaning up my harddrive...

    • Nancy Sorel: nice pokies in an episode of Da Vinci's Inquest
    • Lisa Ryder: lesbian kiss in the movie Blackheart.

    Catherine Zeta-Jones WOW! Many thanks to The Rock for this one! This is probably the best single frame we've ever posted of this scene. Here is Zeta-Jones wearing an ultra-skimpy starfish/clamshell bikini in her very first movie, "1001 Nights" aka "Sheherazade".

    Charlotte Bicknell

    Rosie Fellner

    Davinia Taylor
    (1, 2)

    Vejiita takes a look at the UK Horror Series "Urban Gothic".

    Charlotte Bicknell bares her breasts and Rosie Fellner goes full frontal. Davinia Taylor also shows her breasts, but we only see brief nipple exposure.

    Mandy Moore The young pop-star turned actress looking terribly cute and wearing a very low cut dress at the American Music Awards.

    Audie England
    (1, 2)

    Lori Lively
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Señor Skin 'caps from the wonderful comedy for sci-fi movie geeks, "Free Enterprise" (1998). If you haven't seen it, it's worth checking out for a couple of reasons.

    1.It's a decent gen-xers-turn-30-and-are-forced-to-kinda-grow-up romantic comedy.
    2.Nekkid chicks. England goes topless. Lively is topless in original cut and shows even more skin in the deleted scenes.
    3.Shatner! Shatner is at his, pre-bubble bursting best! He parodies himself throughout the movie as only he can...110% over the top!

    Click here to read the full review