• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.








New York Cop



New York Cop is a weak undercover cop story staring Toru Nakamura, who is expected to infiltrate an unknown crime group and solve some unknown crime situation using his martial arts skills and his extremely poor grasp of English. He manages to piss of members of the correct gang almost immediately, then wins the heart of the white leader of the Puerto Rican gang by screwing his Mexican sister, a sculptress, who obviously has a weakness for homeless Japanese men. The rest of the story concerns everyone mistrusting everyone else and double crossing them. It is little wonder that IMDb readers have this at 3.7, and with only 82 votes. There are much better things to do with your time, such as watching televised yacht racing.

Theresa Lynn













Mary-Louise Parker, from this year's episodes, again in HD.

Season 4, episode 7. The spanking scene and the aftermath. Samples below.

Season 4, episode 8. Sample below.

Season 4, episode 13. Her bathtub scene. Samples below.







This section will present Defoe's film clips to accompany Charlie's collages, which are found on his own site.

Today's clips:

Two from The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: Agathe de la Fontaine and Marina Hands

Two from Doom Doom: Mayane Delem and Claire d'Anthouard






Notes and collages

Up and Under


Samantha Janus

The EastEnders babe about a decade ago, showing the full monty.

Well, maybe about 97% of the monty.








Elizabeth Hurley filming a scene from Aria.

Film Clips

Theresa Scholze in Fleisch. Samples right.

Anna von Berg in Jahrestage: Teil 4. Sample right.

Leah Cairns in 88 Minutes - HD

Audrey Tautou in Hors de prix - HD

Isabelle Huppert in Eaux Profondes

Barbara Carrera in Spanish Rose