"Truck Turner"

Truck Turner (1974) is a blacksploitation film staring Isaac Hayes, who also did the score. He plays "Mac Truck" Turner, former football player, and bounty Hunter. When he and his partner go after a particularly nasty pimp/drug dealer, they end up in a shootout, and kill him. His girl, played by Annik Borel, runs out topless, and stabs Hayes' partner with a pair of scissors, providing the only exposure. The pimp's lead lady takes out a contract on Hayes for shooting her man. The film is all action, with car chases, gun fights, and some fist fights, as Hayes defends himself against an army of pimps with guns. NOTE TO PIMPS: stick to peddling ass, and, if you need Isaac Hayes killed, hire someone who can shoot straight.

IMDB readers have this at 6.3 of 10. This is about right for what it is, a passable genre effort. C.

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  • Annik Borel (1, 2, 3, 4)

    "Tequila Body Shots"

    Tequila Body Shots (1999) according to director/producer/writer Tony Shyu, was inspired by the myth of Orpheus descending into hell to rescue his wife. He peopled it with 1980's LA air headed college students, and then set it in a Mexican town during the Day of the Dead. Three friends head down for a Halloween party, but two of them get sick from fish tacos, and meet the doctor, who is a spiritual healer, who uses magic tequila to cure them, and to give lead Joey Lawrence the power to overcome his shyness and relate to girls. When they get there, they meet up with three chicks they had been hitting on in an LA club, and a total geek guy also shows up. Add Stephanie Arellano, as a cocktail waitress/giver of tequila Body shots/servant of the devil, and two assholes who show up to beat the crap out of our three friends, and you pretty much have the cast, other than the ghost.

    Seems an army officer caught his wife with another man, killed them both, and then himself. Each year, he gets a chance to lure a re-incarnation of his wife to hell with him. Of course, this year, it is one of the three LA air headed women, and not just any one of them. It is the one Lawrence is falling for. The film gets pretty silky in act two, and degrades completely in act three. Arellano shows her breasts after giving Lawrence a Tequila Body Shot, which entails salt on the neck, and lime on the lips.

    IMDB readers say 3.8 of 10. It evidently had at least two showings in the US, and is now available on DVD. It was obvious from the begining that this was a bad movie. The acting was terrible, the plot was silly, none of the characters were very likeable, and special effects and camera work were over-done. The set decoration in Mexico was far too colorful as well. Oddly enough, however, I ended up watching it without hitting the fast forward. It had enough bad movie energy to entertain me. As a film, it is D-, but, as a bad movie, some of you might also get a laugh out of it.

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  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    Trapped is an expensive thriller with Charlize Theron and Kevin Bacon. It was in theaters a couple of weeks ago. So why haven't you ever heard of it? Good question. The studio must have known that it had major problems. They released it without pre-screening it for critics, and waited until summer was over. They distributed it broadly to 2200 theaters at once, without any prior limited release in the big cities. They did everything possible to keep the word-of-mouth under control. It failed. It's difficult to control sources like IMDb and internet chat boards. People kept talking and writing to one another about audiences screaming "this sucks" at the screen, and laughing at the most dramatic moments. After a full two weeks in 2200 theaters, it did no better than $6 million dollars. Assuming four showings per theater per day, that's fifty bucks per showing.

    Even the nudity sucked. The camera is right on a topless Courtney Love in good light. So what's wrong? The ol' bubble bath trick - Courtney moves around, but those bubbles never budge! There is another scene in which Courtney takes off her bra and puts on a robe. A minute later, the robe opens, we expect the goodies, and the bra is back on! Charlize stays dressed altogether, but there's a pretty sexy scene in which she pulls a scalpel out of her panties.

    • Courtney Love. (1, 2)

    Scotland, Pa is a wacky comedy and a modern interpretation of Shakespeare's Macbeth. Nudge-nudge. Say no more. Breath mint, candy mint.

    Actually, I thought it was a fairly good comedy, despite the almost certain contrary omens - modern-day Shakespeare, James LeGros, Andy Dick. You would bet against it, even giving odds, but you'd lose your bet. It isn't bad at all, although it looks like it was filmed with a home camcorder and Dogme 95 lighting rules. The nudity is a rip-off, however. It is rated R for "some nudity", among other things.  I guess "some" must mean this, which would probably not get this girl arrested on a beach where nudity is illegal.

    • some nudity (1, 2)




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    'Caps and comments by Hankster:

    Back to the sixties today for a look at Stacey Walker.The first cap is an image from "The Notorious Daughter of Fanny Hill", just to show you her gorgeous beauty. Then Stacey becomes a "Babe in Bondage"in a short subject from the DVD called "Stacy Walker, Dreamgirl".

    This looks like one of the old time b & w bondage loops, it looks a little fuzzy at times as it was a dream sequence showing Stacy tied up, stripped of her clothes and whipped.The Final 4 caps are again of Stacey in glorious color in "The Notorious Daughter of Fanny Hill".

    • Stacey Walker tied up and whipped in "Stacy Walker, Dreamgirl" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    • Stacey Walker topless in "The Notorious Daughter of Fanny Hill" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Lee Anne Beaman Skinemax 'caps of Lee Anne topless and gettin' it on in the pool in scenes from "Tropical Heat" (1993).

    Athena Massey An arty B&W pose with Athena posing nude. Partial breast and bush sightings.

    CC Costigan
    (1, 2)

    The Hawaiian born Skinemax babe in some non-nude poses. #1 has partial breast exposure as she poses as some kind of late-night vampire or goul. #2 is a B&W bikini pose.

    Erin Gray Sci-fi geeks of course remember her and her skin tight jump suits as Colonel Wilma Deering from the 70's TV series "Buck Rogers in the 25th Century". In this scan she shows a bit of leg.

    Glori-Anne Gilbert An excellent full frontal pose of the busty B-movie babe. My favorite of her movies..."Killer Sex Queens from Cyberspace". She played a Virtual Hooker.

    Glori-Anne Gilbert
    and Melissa Wolfe
    Full frontal nudity from both ladies as they pose together.

    Jennifer Garner
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Great 'caps by Mr. Nude Celeb! Jennifer Garner showing about as much skin as possible on network TV! Vidcaps from "Alias".

    Pink A see-thru nipple scan of the pop singer.

    Elisabetta Canalis
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

    Fantastic scans of the Italian model, and future Mrs. Scoopy Jr. We've seen versions of all of these images in the past couple of weeks, but I think this batch of scans by Nero is the best so far. Links 1-12 are from her 2003 Calendar. Links 13-16 are from MAX magazine.

    Layla Roberts Brief breast exposure from the former Heffer in scenes from the real stinker of a flick, "Beowulf".

    Lexa Doig

    Lisa Ryder

    Dann takes a look at the latest of the Friday the 13th movies, "Jason X". It takes place a few hundred years in the future, and Jason is still slashing everyone he can. Call me nutty, but I think he should have met his revenge killing limit a few movies ago.

    Doig and Ryder of course are best known as the co-stars of the syndicated series "Andromeda", but unfortunately don't show any goodies...Well, actually Ryder does show breasts, but they are prosthetic.

    In the Doig collage, Kaye Penaflor and Tania Maro appear topless as virtual co-eds.

    Catalina Larranaga
    and Anna Kaminskaia
    (1, 2)

    Breasts, bum, bush, gyno-views, and some serious lesbo lovin' in scenes from "Word of Mouth" (1999). 'Caps by Drac.

    Heidi Klum The supermodel shows a little cleavage as she guest stars on the series "Yes Dear". Thanks to Applecot.

    Emily Procter One more from Applecot...and this time with even more cleavage! Vidcaps from "C.S.I.: Miami".