And you think Clinton hasn't done much? The New York Post recently conducted a series of reader polls to establish some of the leading contributions of the millenium. Best writer, best musician, etc. My favorite was the "most evil person of the millenium". Here are the results in order Good to know that Bill and Hill were able to sweep away challenges from such lesser demons as Genghis Khan, Torquemada, Vlad the Impaler, the Marquis de Sade, and Hugh Grant. By the way, Bill and Hill weren't on the ballot. They managed to take spots #2 and #6 as write-ins. And Bill only lost to Hitler by a scant 39 votes for the #1 spot. Some speculated that this ill-feeling from New Yorkers might imperil Hill's Senate Campaign, but wiser heads pointed out that New Yorkers actually embrace evil, since it is much more chic than good. They banish "good" to Iowa or someplace out there - you know, one of those Midwest states that all look alike to New Yorkers. Remember, these are the same people who vote for Al d'Amato. Here are some of the other polls (top vote-getter in parens) |
Modernizing the bible The
Anglican Church is now engaged in a debate about
modernizing prayers and rituals. Church elders are
looking at options for updating the Lord's Prayer (Our
Father, ...) so that people actually know what they are
praying about. Here's my suggestion My Main Man, who got that apartment in the sky more deluxe even than the Jeffersons', you rule, Dude. Pretty soon now, you are gonna have it all, just like Bogie and Bacall. And I mean not just up there, but down here on the streets, too. You are so gonna be, like, totally every TV show on every station. So until then, let us get a decent reasonably-priced meal and a good buzz once in a while, and stay cool when we fuck up, and we'll also try to stay cool when assholes fuck us up. And don't constantly be throwing them hot bimbos and easy money real estate deals in our way, but show us how to avoid that kind of stuff, and maybe also tell us which of them miracle products on the infomercials really work and which ones are bogus. Because you da bomb, and you will stay da bomb forever. And dats da name o' dat tune. |
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Naked on the Beach This is Ginger, a Spanish babe, in the adult DVD, "Naked on the Beach". (Excalibur has it on their website, if you care to follow up. (excaliburfilms.com). First contribution from Unique 1. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5 , #6 , #7 , #8 , #9 , #10 , #11 , #12 , #13 , #14 , #15 , #16) |
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