NOTE TO ALL: Scoopy Jr writes the bulk of the commentary these days, while Uncle Scoopy continues to add his daily column, Contact junior by writing Contact Scoopy by writing Contact Tuna by writing Send submissions to

Search by keywords:
In Association with
Use this search device to seek additional information from about any of the books or movies you read about here.
Updates and such...
A few notes from Sleuth:

The topless shots of Cathryn {daughter of Noel} Harrison in yesterday's Fun House are from "Black Moon", starring Joe Dallesandro and directed by Louis Malle.

Also, the Pirelli calendar model in image #4 is Rhea Durham. I actually met--and was flirted with by--her older sister and fellow model, Patty Durham in Bangkok, Thailand about 15 years ago.


"Assault of the Party Nerds" (1989

Assault of the Party Nerds (1989) is slightly better than the sequel. IMDB readers have it at 4.5/10.The difference, for me, was one of the nerds, who was a career undergrad who had amassed $250k in student loans, and ends up with the student aid woman (Tantala Ray). Michelle Bauer again played Muffin, this time credited as Michelle McClellan. Bambi again stars Linea Quigley.

The Nerds decide to hold a huge party to interest people in pledging the giant fraternity. After conning the national chapter out of enough money, they hold the "biggest party ever in the world." Meanwhile, their arch enemies, the jocks from a rival fraternity, are discovered by Bambi and Muffin in bed with each other. There is a real advantage in watching the horrible sequel first. The original looks good by comparison.

  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails

  • Linea Quigley (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Michelle McClellan (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Tantala Ray (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)


    • A few words about "Going all the Way". Strange genesis, this one. The novel was written in 1970 about 1954. Dan Wakefield, never one to strike while the iron is hot, finally turned his novel into a screenplay 27 years later, so it's essentially a 1970 movie made in 1997. Pretty good one, at that, with topless scenes from
      • Amy Locane (1, 2, 3)
      • and that noted coppertone addict Rose McGowan (1, 2, 3)
    • TomCat did some assorted movies to add to the stew.
    • Malgorzata Feremniak in "In Flagranti" (1, 2)
    • Malgorzata Feremniak in "Daleko od siebie" (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Graphic Response
  • Diane Keaton, in "Looking for Mr. Goodbar".
  • Brainscan
    Proud to be an American comments by Brainscan:

    Merde. Per one of your humor items on Saturday, I know what merde means. More to the point I know the American English (there is such a language; we speak it on this side of the pond and it is spoken worldwide because... and I don't want to put too fine a point on this... we won. The wars, the games, everything. Second. Cold. Olympics. Economy. You name it, and if it isn't in Asia, we won it. Think anyone would would be speakin da English if the English were the major population of native speakers? Take away America and the folks who live there and tis more likely half the world would be using Russian as a semi-universal language, the other half Chinese)... where was I? Oh yes, the American English seven words that one was not supposed to say on television when we were as backward as the Brits and had only three channels. George Carlin routine, remember? I have said them all, repeatedly since finding that of my several posts to you yesterday only one made it through. S P C F CS MF and T. So let us try again.

    The theme? Movies and the women we love in them.

    Amanda Wyss Amanda caught my eye as Kevin Costner's bargirlfriend (a little German construction there) in Silverado fine movie, could have been a bloody sight better. Bloody hell and bloody yes.

    That's it, then: forget "like"! Substitute "bloody" and sound oh so much better educated. Don't you think English hooligans sound refined and proper as they rampage through one football stadium after another. And what is it about European football that when someone, anyone gets touched he must fall to the ground and whine as though he were a frogging baby? Cute little shorts, rules that say the feature of human evolution second on the list... the human hand... can be used by only two players, and whinning that would make a proper English nanny want to shake a kid to death, which they do with some frequency...well, all of that is why we who won it all don't watch frogging soccer unless our daughters are playing it. (A damn fine sport for girls).

    So these caps came from an mpeg pulled off the web. Me thinks it is Deadly Innocents.

    Kati Tastet Kati showed up in caps on the Funhouse last week. Those caps and this scan are all I have seen of her.

    Luma Oliveira
    (1, 2)
    Luma was in the Rae Dawn Chong movie, Boca. She was the woman Boca took with him to the garbage heap and had dance around topless among the peasant trash-pickers (For the Brits in the crowd, trash is what the rest of us throw away. We know you serve it for dinner. Jellied Eels, indeed).

    Luma is said to be married these days to a millionaire, yet she posed a couple of years ago for the Brazilian edition of the Hefmag. These scans were from her much younger days.

    Phoebe Cates Phoebe Cates is the answer. The question? Who would Funhouse readers choose as the woman they wish had done the nekkid thing much more frequently as a young movie star? I might be able to help there. One of the hired hands in the Brainscan shop found this scan and passed it along. All I did was clean it up a bit. Twas said to be Phoebe and it sho 'nuff looks like her.
    Sam Phillips
    (1, 2, 3)
    And then there was Sam, erstwhile Pet who failed to follow in the well-trodden path from Penthouse to porn but became, instead, something of a legitimate actress in B movies. The scans from yesterday and this triplet came from her Penthouse days.
    Victoria Abril Topless 'caps of the Spanish actress from "After Darkness".

    Paula Ann Bland Very nice topless exposure in scenes from the UK movie "The Fruit Machine".

    Chiara Caselli From "The Vivero Letter", a.k.a "Forgotten City". The movie was a straight-to special starring Robert Patrick and Fred Ward. On the plus side, Chiara sheds some clothing (as seen in these 'caps).

    Julie Graham Full frontal nudity from "The Fruit Machine"

    Ali MacGraw Topless scenes from 1980's "Just Tell Me What You Want"

    Lynette Walden Very cute brunette gettin' it on with Richard Greico in scenes from "Mobsters". These topless 'caps of Lynette are pre-boob job. If you cruise over to the 9/28 edition of the back issues you can see some post-boob job 'caps.
    A special section for those who prefer celebs with a little extra up top.

    Petra Verkaik
    (1, 2)
    Both of these sets are from the movie "The Last Road". Yup, I've never heard of it either. But to start..we do get to see Petra displaying the goods in a non-bunny forum. So that's got to be worth a few points.

    Julie Strain
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    Naturally, if the cameras are rollin' her clothes are coming off. In fact she even got nekkid as a cartoon in "Heavy Metal 2000". As always, lot's of topless action going on, plus links #4 and 5 have some frontal and posterior views.
    and ...
    Eva Padberg
    (1, 2)
    Lingerie pics, by Blackshine.

    Jane March I think this is my image of the day. Sure, we've all seen Jane March show her stuff in "The Color of Night". Nothin' new about that. But this collage by Dann is simply top notch. If I'm not mistaken, I think it features images from every one of Jane's nude scenes in the movie. Great addition to any collection of celebrity images.

    Annalise Braakensiek Scan of the net babe goin' topless.

    Ali Landry A B&W with some pokies from FHM.

    Katherine Heigl Once again teasing us all with some partial breast exposure, and just a hint of bum exposure too. Scan by Cavey.

    Kate Groombridge The all too familiar "arm over boobs" pose. But at least she's wet, and there is some partial nipple exposure.

    Linda Batista Topless 'caps from "Zwischen Liebe und Leidenschaft", by Celeblover.

    Elke Winkens More German goodies...Elke going topless in "Untersuchung an Mädeln".

    Jessie McDonald Topless, wearing next summer next big accessory...seaweed!

    Click Here!