Thursday

Our Top Story Tonight

A contributor rises to the heights of Olympus. Turtle joins Sing, Publisher, Crow, and a few others in the "just happened today" category. According to Turtle, Drew Barrymore is in England filming "Charlie's Angels". Yeah that makes sense. An American in England to film a movie about Los Angeles detectives. Perhaps they had to go to Cambridge to consult with Dr Steven Hawking on some plot details. Anyway, I guess she changed clothes on the set, thinking no outsiders would see, and - well, I think you can guess the rest. Lord bless the U.K. Tabloids - page three girls and Drew Barrymore naked in public. Those guys are my heroes! I'm humming "Rule, Britannia" as I type this.

Drew's bottom

Many other fine body parts

Running a close second

FR got this edited just right. Geri Halliwell presenting at that EuroMTV thing, and .... well, check out the bottom left image for example, and you'll see that Geri probably won't be the next wonderbra girl, although she may be working with Hawking on that Charlie's Angels script

Members' bonuses. "Fright Night"

The campy vampire classic, "Fright Night" is now out on DVD, and I saw it at Blockbuster, so I gave it a quick capture or two. It's an amusing horror/comedy movie from 1985, but for our purposes it is most important because it represented Amanda Bearse in a see-through gown. The following three collages used three different light-editing techniques, in an attempt to gie you many different opportunities to see through. I like #3 best, for a lightness without too much distortion. I'm not sure, but it seems that she may have on some kind of prosthetic device either over her breasts or holding them up. Again, don't quote me on that, because I just don't know, but if they are real they are about the best breasts I've ever seen - note the bottom left image in #1 - and I just don't remember Marcy being that impressive. (In case her name doesn't mean anything to you, it's Marcy from "Married with Children"). If I remember right, Miss Bearse is "out". (#1 #2 #3)

The other one from Fright Night is a one-timer according to The Bare Facts, and also never made another film, per IMDb. But, what the hell, I had the movie running, and she's a looker, so here she is. Irina Irvine

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One Fish, Two Fish

has Valentina Vargas in The Tigress! Some of the others are more beautiful images, but #2 is a collage of frontals, which should prove entertaining! (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5)

Today is the third day of ultra-thin Collette Pechekhonova. If you don't have time for all 11, check out #7 and #10 fpor the most exposure. #7 is also the goofiest. Speaking of Kate Winslet being the size of Belgium (yesterday's discussion here, some Norwegians wrote to tell me that Kate whas been banned from traveling through central Norway because there are a couple of places where she can't fit between the end of the fjord and the Swedish border. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5 , #6 , #7 , #8 , #9 , #10 , #11)

Wednesday (Nicola #1 , #2 , #3 , #4)

Plus

Fred likes to point out that the clean-cut image of the Page Three babes is manufactured, although even Playboy has fallen into the trap of accepting the illusion. This is more of Laura Anthony, who has done Page Three and Hef-Stuff, but seen here in other lustful pursuits with Emma Cesari.

Here are two more of Emma. (#1 , #2)

Here are four of the model "Jordan", working here somewhat more explicitly as Katie Price. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)

Cave Dweller

The first cave to explore is Ahmo Hight in "Hotel Exotica", a request from the Johnny Web Board. The captures are pre-DVD, but quite good quality (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5)

Jimmy the Saint

Speaking of the UK, His Holiness is back from a self-imposed exile with some rare material (I added 100% - all four - to my personal collection.)

Myka Dunkle Nadia Fossier in "A Strange Heritage" Natacha Lindinger in "A Strange Heritage Samantha Janus in "A Murder of Quality"

Members' bonuses. "Shagged"

"The Spy Who Shagged Me" will soon be done by everyone in the world, and there's no nudity, so I didn't spend that much time on it. If you like Mike Myers, as I do, you'll find close to a dozen additional scenes in the deleted stuff, and some of it is very funny. One quite funny bit was Austin Powers shaking hands with Gia Carides, and he keeps shaking her hand more and more vigorously in the hope that her boobs will pop out. She asks "are you about done", he says "not quite", pumps some more, and apparently climaxes while watching her boobs bounce. Maybe they were afraid of risking the PG-13 with this one. Carides never did fall out, but she sure came close. Look here.

The other one from "Shagged" is a quick Rollergirl collage. Is she cute, or what? Heather's beach scene parodying Ursula Andress, and then the scene where she lifts up her skirt and shows a bit of her butt when she and Austin are teasing the Beefeater dude.

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