• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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BreadCrumbs is a horror film about a group of people travelling to a cabin in a woods to film a porno (what other reason would you go to the woods?). At the woods, they meet a creepy brother and sister who seems to have a Hansel and Gretel complex. At nightfall, the brother goes on a rampage and starts killing various members of the group one by one. Famous porn star Angie Hart (Marianne Hagan) is sympathetic to the sister as she seems harmless, but it seems she is not so innocent. But when the children confuse Angie as their mother, Angie may just get out of the woods alive. Maybe... Nothing much to this horror film. Literally all the killing happens in the second act and the third act is so preposterous that I'm wondering how the hell it made the final cut. The girl who played the sister is creepy looking though. And the porno looks absolutely terrible, even for a porno. Meh, not enough killing, not enough tits...

Film clips of Zoe Stone







Deborah Francois in Le Moine (2011)

Dagmar Leesch in Unter Den Haenden (2011)

Donnabella Mortel in Born Bad (2011) in 720p

Amanda Ward, also in Born Bad

Emma Suarez and Martina Garcia in La Mosquitera (2010)

Julia Vandoorne in Gnaw (2008) in 1080p

Sibel Kekilli in Gegen Die Wand (2004) in 720p. She once was a porn actress, but now has a role in one of the major plot threads of Game of Thrones

Mel Gorham in Blue in the Face (1995) 1080p


Melanie Laurent in Beginners (2011)

Sandy Greenwood in Killer Elite (2011)

Dutch fashion model Noah Steenbruggen

Ileana Douglas in Cape Fear (1991)

Pat Anderson in TNT Jackson (1975)

Jeannie Bell in TNT Jackson (1975)