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"Cet obscur objet du désir" (1977)

Cet obscur objet du désir (1977) is the last film by Luis Buñuel (some would say thank God), and is a 103 minute film about the world's greatest cock tease, and the old guy who puts up with everything she dishes out and comes back for more. I must caution you that it is politically correct to like this film, as Luis Buñuel is one of THE great directors. That being said, I was alternately bored and bewildered through most of it. There is a recurring theme of international terrorism, but I could never figure out why. Then there is the fact that Buñuel used two actresses to play the same role at the same age. Carole Bouquet played Conchita in France, and Ángela Molina played her in Spain.

The story opens with our hero, Fernando Ray, checking out of his room, boarding a train, then pouring a bucket of cold water on a woman on the platform. For the rest of the film, he relates their story to the other people in his compartment, which include a judge, a woman with her daughter, and a midget Psychologist. I am nearly certain that there is a lot of symbolism in this film, or at least that my High School English teachers could have found some, but I understood nothing but the tale of the old fool and the cock tease.

Bouquet shows breasts in several long and well lit scenes, and Molina showed pretty much everything including full frontal in a famous nude Flaminco dance scene. Maltin dutifully awards three stars, and IMDB readers have it in the high rent district at 7.6/10. The upcoming Criterion release is a good transfer, and lots of special features. If you have ever had lovers nuts, you might relate to this film. In French with subtitles. C+.

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  • Angela Molina (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Carole Bouquet (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    I'll get some longer review pages up for these tomorrow. I'm running a little behind. 

    Aimee & Jaguar is based upon a true story about a lesbian love affair involving good Wehrmacht wife with several children who risked much to have an affair with a free-thinking Jewish woman and, inevitably, lost her because of the very power of the love that drew them together. The wife was still alive, 84 years old, when this movie was released.

    Although Maria Shrader did most of the nudity, including two full frontal scenes, most of our European colleagues were more impressed by the more babe-alicious Heike Makatsch (a Jeri Ryan lookalike) and Johanna Wokalek. In our balloting for "best nude scene of 1999", both of those women made the top 30 for their work in this film, even though they only showed their breasts. Shrader, on the other hand, was shut out in the balloting! Actually, the best breasts in the film belong to Elisabeth Degen, but, well, her face isn't very appealing.

    It is a pretty good movie, but you don't want this region 1 DVD. The whole damned thing is blurry.

    Deathstalker is one seriously dumb movie. It has the exact same plot as all other grade B fantasy sword & sorcery flicks. Complete and absolute power can be obtained by re-uniting the three pieces of the Holy Cow, thereby granting the possessor the Full Rizzuto. The musclebound Good Guy has to prevent the Bad Guy from obtaining all three pieces. You want to write your own Conan movie? There you go. The only redemption for this ultra cheapozoid film, in which all the scenes are too dark and go on too long, is that there is nudity from two big-busted principals, and many, many extras. Which is good, because of a flick like this had no nudity, what would be the point in making it?

    • Lana Clarkson (1, 2)

    • Barbi Benton. Barbi wasn't just any Playmate, but the absolute queen of the hutch. She was Hef's live-in girlfriend for seven years. Her film career was somewhat less impressive, and she never caused much career trepidation for Streep or Emma Thompson, but she took the time to whip out her jumbo jacks here for our entertainment. I think those distinctive and familiar breasts (large, dark aureolae) are the real thing. (But I'm no expert on that subject) (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated

    Graphic Response
  • Helen Shaver, topless and partial rear views in "Rowing Through" (1996).

  • Mariel Hemingway flashes her breasts a couple of times in scenes from 1985's "Creator".

  • Virginia Madsen also shows her breasts in scenes from "Creator". I got a kick out of the not so flattering look on her face in the bottom left hand side.

  • Victoria Hamilton, topless in a love scene from "Mansfield Park" (1999).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

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    Catherine McCormack Very lovely breast exposure in scenes from "Dangerous Beauty" (1998). Scoop and I both enjoyed this movie. Not just for the obvious reasons seen here, but it's a very well told story, with excellent production values and a great cast. Here's Scoop's review.

    Clotilde Courau
    (1, 2, 3)

    In scenes from the French movie, "Le Poulpe" (1998). Clotilde is topless in links 1 and 2, and then goes full frontal in #3.

    Corinne Touzet Flashing a nice pair of breasts in scenes from the 1985 French movie "L'Amour propre ne le reste jamais très longtemps".

    Marianne Basler Brief breast exposure, also from "L'Amour propre ne le reste jamais très longtemps".

    Maya Sansa Maya and a a few other unknowns bare their breasts in scenes from "La Balia" aka "The Nanny" or "The Wet-Nurse".

    Phyllis Major Topless in scenes from "Il était une fois un flic" (1971).

    Virginie Ledoyen Breast exposure in the movie "Fin août, début septembre" (1998)

    Today's rare goodies....

    Jayne Mansfield nude! The former hef-babe (1955) and sex symbol of the 50's and 60's making a topless appearance (plus one frame with a bare bum in link #6) in the movie "Promises! Promises!" (1963).

  • Mansfield (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Today's more freaky stuff...

    Hankster's "Babes in Bondage" series continues with these 'caps from "Stripteaser II" (1997).

  • Stacey Leigh Mobley..topless in all but #3. By the way, in link #4 she's covered in movie blood so if that's not you're thing, skip it. (1, 2, 3, 4)

  • Lisa Ann Brown...showing off her big ol' robo-hooters in her only IMDb credit. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Additional comments from the Hankster...
    ICMS is so right. I must have been drunk when I made those 'caps from "Don't go in the House". Here are they are again with the correct id. Here is Johanna Brushay topless and full frontal as she is tied up and torched.

  • Johanna Brushay (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

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    Isabella Rossellini
    (1, 2, 3)

    Topless and frontal nudity in "Blue Velvet". Vidcaps by Donbun.

    Mia Kirshner
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Brand Spankin' new bootleg 'caps of the Canadian actress topless in scenes from "Century Hotel". (remember, bootleg is not always the best quality).

    This puppy just opened up in very limited theatrical release in Canada yesterday!

    Estella Warren
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Another Canadian beauty....this time posing topless on the pages of Ice Magazine.

  • Links 2 and 5 have very clear breast exposure
  • Link #1 has a slight bit of nipple
  • The others are sexy non-nude scans

  • Marta Santamaria A variety of topless scenes from western flick "South of Heaven, West of Hell" (2000). This indie film stars and was directed by country singer Dwight Yoakam. Dwight must have some really good friends in Hollywood....he managed to get Vince Vaughn, Billy Bob Thornton, Bridget Fonda, Peter Fonda, and Pee Wee Herman to co-star. Click here to read reviews by Scoop and Tuna.

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  • A request from a reader...regarding nudity in sweeps did anyone get any 'caps of a nude scene by Paige Turco in CBS's "The Agency" from Thursday night.

  • More Lena Stolze please
    There is a German actress named Lena Stolze who I have developed quite a crush on. I saw her in a really good little German film called "The Nasty Girl". It isn't what it sounds like, it's a quality film about a German girl researching her hometown's involvement in the Holocaust. She has a very short full-frontal nude scene toward the end of the film where it shows her jumping backward into a pool. This scene is not in the encyclopedia. You have one photo of her in the encyclopedia, bottomless frontal nude, in something called "The Writing on the Wall".

    I'm thinking that a European actress who has done frontal nudity in two films must have done it in others. Would you please track down more nudity from Lena Stolze? I think one of the regular contributors to the site concentrates on German actresses, he may know something. Thank you very much.


    An interesting request. If anyone has any 'caps or info, send me an email.

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