Monday
  • Silliness: New Paula Jones stamp.
  • Silliness: Harry Lime sent this in. This woman has more hair between her legs than the average St Bernard. Harry asked if anybody can identify her.

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    Last Tango
  • From Johnny Web: Last Tango in Paris. Not really a sexy movie, and kinda slow, but a spectacular performance by Brando, one of the greatest and most depressing ever put on film in English. (I don't know about the French part ... he speaks French through about half the movie). It's not really about his relationship with Maria Schneider, but about his grief over his wife's suicide. The scene between Brando and his wife's dead body will reduce you to tears. Anyway, here's #1 of Maria Schneider, whose mammoth chest provided the haven within which he sought temporary shelter from his despair. This is a collage
  • From Johnny Web: The bathroom/shaving sequence .
  • From Johnny Web: The Scene where he bathes her .
  • From SE7EN, the same scene as above. Looks like the above version is from the widescreen version, and this one from the standard.
  • From Johnny Web: Extreme close-up, as Wayne and Garth would say.
  • From Johnny Web: Extreme close-up.
  • Movie Madness with Johnny Web
  • From the sublime to the ridiculous. From Johnny Web: The shower scene from that sensitive, somber, intellectual masterpiece, "The Seventh Seal". Oh, sorry, these are from "Porky's". I always get those two confused. No shower scene in "The Seventh Seal". Death doesn't look that good naked.
  • From Johnny Web: Kaki Hunter in the shower in "Porky's". Hope she invested wisely. She was the female lead, but the Porky's flicks were the death-knell to her already wounded career. Porky's Revenge was the last movie she made, and no other sign of her since 1985.
  • From Johnny Web: Kaki Hunter enlargement.
  • From Johnny Web: Kim Cattrall ... the frame with her pubes exposed. Thank heaven for DVD. ...and little girls ... and 7-Eleven. Now that I think aboiut it, those are the only three things you need in life. (By little girls I mean legal young women, of course, and not by Alabama standards, either)
  • From Johnny Web: Kim Cattrall buns.
  • From Johnny Web: a young Sally Kirkland in "Fandango". Maybe. A scan, not a vidcap.
  • From Johnny Web: A scan, not a vidcap. Identified by the source as Katarina Thalbach in "the Tin Drum"
  • From Johnny Web: A scan, not a vidcap. Another alleged Thalbach in "Tin Drum". Great picture of her, wherever it originates.
  • From Johnny Web: this scan is said to be Thalbach in "Domino"
  • From Johnny Web: this scan is said to be Helena Bonham Carter in "La Maschera". Boy, whoda thunk she'd get naked. Next you're gonna tell me Greta Scacchi, Rosanna Arquette, and Sonia Braga have done nude scenes.
  • Movie Madness with Helcrom
  • From Helcrom: what can I say? He's seen the worst live actor movies ever made, but he's a bad movie junkie, so his unrelenting quest for a fix, for even wilder kicks and higher highs has taken him to naked cartoons. This one is Fatal Fury
  • From Helcrom: This one is Ghost in the Shell
  • From Helcrom: This one is Ninja Scroll
  • From Helcrom: This one is Voltage Fighters
  • From Helcrom: This one is Wicked City
  • Helcrom has his own site. I don't think there are any more cartoons, but he has tons of other material from movies struggling to make the "B" list. Many of them have "bikini", "car wash", or "drive-in" in the title. With his wide-ranging eclectic tastes, he also has caps from some very serious movies like "Last Temptation of Christ". Free. Click here.
  • Movie Madness with A.P.
  • AP seems to have spent some serious time on The Devil's Camp for Lost Women. Maybe I could get me one of those kinda camps. I wonder if Satan would consider selling it. Pretty thoughtful and un-Satanlike of him to be thinking about those lost women. I don't remember seeing him on that homeless fundraiser with Whoopi and Billy Crystal. Here's Brigitte Stein
  • The Devil's Camp for Lost Women. Brigitte Stein
  • The Devil's Camp for Lost Women. Brigitte Stein
  • The Devil's Camp for Lost Women. Barbara Rey
  • The Devil's Camp for Lost Women. Patricia Adriani
  • The Devil's Camp for Lost Women. Patricia Adriani
  • The Devil's Camp for Lost Women. Patricia Adriani.
  • Movie Madness with Starnet
  • Beautiful work from Kruger. Joan Severance in "See No Evil ..."
  • From Kruger. Elizabeth Daily in "Valley Girl". Like, gnarly to the ultimo.
  • From Kruger. Jill Shoelen in "The Stepfather".
  • From Kruger. Ele Keats in "Lipstick Camera".
  • From Kruger. Sarita Choudhury in "Mississippi Masala".
  • From Kruger. Talisa Soto in "Don Juan DeMarco".
  • From Elliffen. Charlotte Rampling. I think this one is from "Little Fauss and Big Halsey", but I have't been able to find a print of that movie. RDO also came up empty on that search.
  • Movie Madness with RDO
  • R. Daneel Olivaw is the internet's resident celebrity nudity research department. He comes up with some rare finds. Here's Sheryl Lee in "Bliss".
  • RDO. Sheryl Lee in "Bliss".
  • RDO. Sheryl Lee in "Bliss".
  • Movie Madness From Charlie
  • Charlie is the king of French Cinema Nudity. Some nice additions this week. Sophie Marceau in "Beyond the Clouds" (Par-delà les nuages).
  • Charlie. Clotilde Coureau in "Marthe".
  • Charlie. Clotilde Coureau in "Marthe".
  • Charlie. Florence Pernel in last year's "Violetta".
  • Charlie. Pauline Laffont in "Le pactole".
  • Charlie. Pauline Laffont in "Le pactole".
  • Movie Madness From Flurk
  • Flurk. Mylene Farmer in "Ainsi soit je"
  • Flurk. Mylene farmer in "Libertine II"
  • Flurk. Pamela Gidley in "Freefall"
  • Flurk. Patsy Kensit in "Bitter Harvest"
  • Flurk. Jennifer Rubin in "Bitter Harvest"
  • Flurk. Winona in "Dracula". I don't think there's anything to see, but damned if I can tell in that lighting.
  • More Movie Madness
  • From Slartibartfast. Christiane Paul in "Workaholic"
  • From ??? (I can't read his font). Marcia Cross in "Female Perversions"
  • From Don Juan. Leslie Easterbrook in "Police Academy 4" and "Private Resort"
  • From Exeter. Enlargement of Jennifer Lopez in "U-turn"
  • From Rookie. Enlargement of Angelina Jolie in "Foxfire"
  • From Swain. Katherine Ross in "Le Hasard et la Violence". I wonder why she never became a bigger star. Had a monstrous career start in "The Graduate" and "Butch Cassidy", then faded. You wanna feel old? She'll be 57 in January.
  • From CHUD. The ubiquitous Madonna in "Body of Evidence"
  • From R?ddler. Lea Thompson in "All the Right Moves"
  • From Hugo. Enlargement of Natasha Henstridge in "Species 2"
  • From MacHero. Jennifer Nitsch in "Schock"
  • From ScanMan. Teri Polo in "Quick"
  • From ScanMan. Teri Polo in "Quick"
  • Jumbo B&W still of Marina Sirtis in "The Wicked Lady"
    • Sunday's Stuff
    You might be from the Southern U.S. if
    • The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
    • You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
    • You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
    • You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
    • You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
    • Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
    • Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
    • You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
    • Your Junior Prom had a Daycare.
    • You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines."
    • You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
    • You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
    • You dated one of your parents' current spouses in high school.
    • Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."

    Paparazzi From Johnny Web

  • A little change this week. Save the movies until tomorrow, and look at the posed and candid shots today. First up, Minnie Driver with her entire right breast hanging out of her gown, and quite a large one it is.
  • Frances Fisher, the money-grubbing mom in "Titanic", and Lucy in the "Lucy and Desi" movie, seen here with her entire left breast having escaped from her dress.
  • Celine Dion at the 1993 Grammy Awards, wearing a lace dress with nothing beneath except string bikini panties.
  • Sharon Stone, wearing nothing beneath her gown except another kind of string. Hey, Sharon, you're a big star now, you can afford some underpants. Boy, did the tampon manufacturers miss their chance on this one. Imagine Sharon doing the TV ads.
  • Here are two new-to-me angles of Uma Thurman's famous nude romp. This one is especially embarrassing.
  • #2 of the new-to-me angles of Uma Thurman's famous surf romp.
  • I've seen this one before, but more of Uma Thurman's famous surf romp.
  • This picture of Cher is alleged to be 25 years old, but I've never seen it before. It is supposed to be right after her first of several boob jobs.
  • Rosie Perez slipping out of her dress. Thank heaven for dark aureole.
  • Rosie in a semi-transparent t-shirt. This girl has, as they say in the vernacular, a great rack.
  • Rosie's lovely figure exposed by paparazzi flashbulbs.
  • in the same theme, Whitney Houston exposed by paparazzi flashbulbs. This one is not from Johnny Web, and has been around forever.
  • Fergie upskirt, caught in New York, published in Germany, showing les dessous de la royaute, English Queen not amused. Fergie looks terrific.
  • Most of the above from Celebrity Sleuth. He has a new free gallery posted of issue 11,9, none of which are in this collection, including a pretty hot (albeit clothed) Mira Sorvino pic. This is my favorite magazine, and I never miss an issue. If you love the Fun House, you will love it. It is amusing, literate, informative, advertising-free, and digs up plenty of new stuff every month. I've purchased most of his back issues from used book stores, but he'll sell you direct mint copies if you pony up.
  • Posing as normal people
  • The old picture of Cameron Diaz emerging topless from the water, blown up almost lifesize by a guy named "Huge" (appropriately enough)
  • How good can a woman look at 48? Pretty darned good, if this picture of Sally Kirkland is any indication.
  • Sybille Rauch, from AP.
  • Jenny Elvers from MacHero.
  • pop singers 4 Unique. From AP.
  • Speaking of odd. Cloris Leachman posed stark naked at age 70 to demonstrate the benefits of a vegetarian lifestyle. OK, it is impressive for a 70 year old woman, but she is 70 and it is Leachman. (Phyllis, the next door neighbor from the old MTM show).
  • Cloris Leachman #2. This one even has her ancient pubes.
  • Here is Charmaine Sinclair. She is a British adult film performer who had an admitted relationship with Bobby DeNiro, and a rumored one with Jack Nicholson.
  • Charmaine Sinclair.
  • Charmaine Sinclair.
  • Dutch singer, Esther Oosterbeek.
  • Esther Oosterbeek. Both scans by Freakie 2
    • From Magicman
  • Fresh from the newsstand, more scans from Maxim. We did run a few of these images about a week ago, but I really like what Magicman has done with them. He made an already fantastic image of Claire Forlani even better!
  • Claire Forlani #2. I believe this is a new one for the Fun House.
  • Maria Bello, of "E.R." fame, in some very tight, and sexy leather pants! Sorry, guys, that's one of my weaknesses. Few women can really fill leather pants the right way. So far, it looks like Maria is doing just fine!
  • Last but not least from Magic, the very lovely Vivica A. Fox. On a side note, I know a few of our viewers are in showbiz, so maybe you can help...Would somebody please tell HBO to stop showing "Booty Call"!
  • The Anonymous Guy
  • First, two huge scans of Valerie Lehman.
  • Next up, is "International" minor league celeb, Roberta Weiss. Roberta has a very diverse filmography, including a few American TV shows, some Canadian movies, even a French movie called "Comment faire l'amour avec un nègre sans se fatiguer" (that translates to "How to Make Love to a Negro Without Getting Tired"). But in my book, her greatest achievement is co-staring in a flick with Grizzly Adams (aka Dan Haggerty). Thanks to Don Juan for these caps from an episode of "The Hitchhiker".
  • Kudos to The Anonymous for this little gallery! These next few 'caps of Jill Whitlow feature scenes of Jill from almost every movie she's ever made! Only three are missing! Pretty good job. The nudity is limited, but I see this as more of a visual filmography. First, here are 'caps from 1987's "Adventures Beyond Belief".
  • Next, here's Jill looking very cute in her first movie, the comedy classic, "Porky's".
  • From 1986, here's Jill showing off some of the goodies in the movie "Night of the Creeps".
  • Fully clothed in these 'caps, this is Jill in 1987's "Hollywood-Monster", AKA "Ghost Chase".
  • Finally, here's Jill Whitlow from her last credited role in 1988's "Twice Dead". For those of you who have never heard of her, that's OK, neither have I. However, I know most of the Fun House fans have seen her! Remember a little 80's classic called "Weird Science"? She played Susan, the perfume girl!
  • Graphic Response
  • Recently, Graphic focused his attention, and brought back a few of his usual, amazing tribute collages saluting performances in the Robert Altman movie "Short Cuts". No to worry! None of these show Huey Lewis' full frontal scene! First up, here's Frances McDormand.
  • Next up, here's Julianne Moore, sans pants.
  • Here we have the poor man's Daryl Hannah, Lori Singer.
  • Finally from "Short Cuts", here's Madeleine Stowe.
  • Bonus Madeleine Stowe 'Caps! From the movie "Tropical Snow". If you're a Stowe fan, than you may have seen a ton of 'caps form this movie in the Encyclopedia. Personally, I think this collage is best I've seen from the movie.
  • Fun House Variety
  • For the really twisted folks, here's a clear, and magnified upskirt shot of sweat shop overlord, Kathy Lee Gifford.
  • From Elliffen Graphix, here's Kim Cattrall in a love scene from the movie "Masquerade".
  • Next, here are two of Francesca Neri from the movie "Live Flesh". Sorry about the subtitles in this one.
  • From Don Bun, one more look at Francesca Neri from "Live Flesh".
  • Finally today, I guess this is very timely, since either part one, or part two have been on cable about every 10 minutes this month, here's Tia Carrere from "Wayne's World".
    • Cool Places To Go!
  • My new choice as the best web site ever. The Captain James T Kirk singalong page. In 1968, Shatner recorded an album, and this site has realaudio clips. You will tell all your friends. I recommend listening to Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds and Mr. Tambourine Man. This is bizarre beyond imagining. The clip from Hamlet is also a classic. Requires RealAudio, but a must-visit. The site will even sell you the album