The Cook
(2008)
I think it's pretty fair to assume that if you watch a comedy/horror
flick named Zombie Strippers, you're looking for lots of boobs, butts, and
some dumb horror comedy, and this 2008 effort won't disappoint on that
front. It even has a story of sorts.
Set in the near future, the good citizens of the U.S. have changed the
laws and elected George Bush to his fourth term, with Arnold
Schwarzenegger as his new Vice President. George now has us in wars with
Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran, Libya, Venezuela,
France, Canada, and Alaska. Desperate for more troops, the government is
researching a virus to reanimate dead soldiers who can then return to the
fight.
Things get out of hand at the research facility and a team of crack
soldiers, the Z Squad, is sent in to destroy the zombies so they can't
escape. Unfortunately, one of the squad is bitten by a zombie, and fearing
death from his fellow soldiers, he flees to a strip joint where he bites
the star stripper, who then spreads the virus to her fellow strippers.
This is not a good time to be a strip club patron.
Just as lame and silly as it sounds, you'll get exactly what you expect
when you watch this, a lot of no-brainer fun and plenty of nudity. And
yes, the girl swinging wildly on the pole in Roxy Saint's collage is
obviously a stunt double, although it was hard to tell in the full-speed
video, but I included her anyway because it was a cool sequence.
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| Jenna Jameson |
Roxy Saint |
Shamron Moore |
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