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I feel violated. Because Tuna was so excited about it, I went out and got a copy of Hideous Kinky. All the things he said were true. It's not a good movie, but it is filled with colorful images in good clear daylight, including Winslet's breasts. But here's where I felt ripped off. After Windlet rolls over to the side of this guy, the closest I could get to any nipples was this. But look at the collage that some guy posted to the board today. Right here. Look how far down the camera goes! What happened? On the USA DVD, in order to maintain the original aspect ratio, they simply cut the video print at the top and/or bottom and added matting. Complete bullshit. I'm all for widescreen if it is the original print of the movie, but don't give me something with black matting on the top and bottom just to recreate the aspect ratio, because frankly i don't care about the aspect ratio. Just get it as close to the theatrical look and feel as you can, boys!. Here's three more of Kate in the other portion of the scene. Kate is very large in this movie. Any larger and she'll get the title role in the next sequel of "Free Willie!"
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    One Fish, Two Fish
    has 6 collages of Diane Lane in this year's "Walk on the Moon". The waterfall scenes (#1 and #4) are especially beautiful images.

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    It's Esther DeJong today. Scoop's picks: Esther looks most beautiful in #16, but no nudity. She is all but naked in a truly silly outfit in #14 and #15. She might as well be topless in #3 and #4. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5 , #6 , #7 , #8 , #9 , #10 , #11 , #12 , #13 , #14 , #15 , #16 , #17)







    Forms

    "Forms" is a book of photographs by Patrick DeMarcheller. I think you seasoned experts will have seen all of these already, but I think you want to see them anyway, since they are all re-scanned and re-edited by Maelstrom's Eye, and they represent four of the most beautiful women on the planet, beautifully photographed, suitably undraped. Casta. Casta Elle Alice Dodd Turlington






    FR is one of the masters of the capture-and-collage art, and he presents today one of the mistresses of the capturable-and-collageable art, Salma Hayek, in "54". I won't pretend that "54" was a good movie. It might have been good, but it just couldn't figure out what to concentrate on, so it used a scattershot approach and ended up just rambling through a bunch of episodes, all of which were pretty much undeveloped sub-plots. But I thought Austin Powers was absolutely great as Steve Rubell, so good that I was wondering if they did some kind of Forest Gump thing where they used footage of the real Steve Rubell. I wouldn't have been at all critical if they had nominated him for an Oscar. Of course, he was performing next to Ryan Phillippe, who was nominated by the Razzies as the worst actor, so that might have made him seem better, but I think the silliness of the Austin Powers and Wayne's World movies has kind of blinded us to the fact that Meyers is really a talented and versatile performer.

    The ALMA society did nominate Salma as best actress in a Feature Film. This is an award specifically for Latin performers, and perhaps Salma deserved the nomination because she did fine, but it's only fair that I tell you that other nominees for other awards included Eric Estrada for Chips '99, and Wilmer Walderrama for "Love Boat: the Next Wave"

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    Today Cougar presents his first four of Lisa Boyle in "I Like to Play Games". I believe these are the first 20 frames in a series of a trillion. If he does reach a trillion, he may barely eclipse the number that The Night did from Species. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)





     

    Deutschecke

    Yvonne DeBark in "The Dreamer and the Wild Girl" (Roland X) Yvonne DeBark in "The Dreamer and the Wild Girl" (Slarti) Jasmine Filali in "Die Rote Meile" (Slarti) Laura Tonke in "Just Married" (Slarti) non-nude vidcaps of Jeri Ryan (Bates) Naomi scan (Modest nude from Bates)

     
    pics and comments by Figgis

    The first actress, Marléne Meyer-Dunker is completely unknown to the mass audience, but I liked her from the moment I saw her. Kinda love at first sight. The movie these caps are taken from is one of the worst ever on German TV. By name "Schrei! Denn ich werde dich töten!" - "Scream! Since I will kill you". It was pretty much like "Scream" and "I still know what you did and I still don't care", minus the suspense and minus a surprise ending. You knew who the villain was from the moment you saw him the first time. It was ridiculous.

    The next three are Beatrice Kessler who is known to a larger audience from the notorious "Schwarzwaldklinik" series. These are taken from a spy-drama called "The spy who shagged me and behaved very strange throughout the movie". It's actually called "Der Westen leuchtet" - "The West Is Glowing", but it is very ... hmmm ... European. Not bad, but not what you expect from a spy movie. Another Kessler. Last collage of Kessler.

    Melanie Tressler is from the same movie and I haven't got the slightest idea, who she is. Her last name rhymes with the name of the other actress. Is it a coincidence? I don't think so... Technical note: "Der Westen leuchtet" is a movie from the eighties and I suspect it was filmed directly on Video. It was extremely grainy. Maybe it has been done to support the darkness of the story. Maybe it was just to save money. Either way, It was not much fun to cap.







    Hugo

    This was absolutely my highlight of the day. Dana Delaney topless, I've never seen it before, and imaging by Hugo. Quite a combination. The movie is "Light Sleeper". You may remember that Paul Shrader was semi-retired for about a decade between Last Temptation and City Hall. This was the only movie he made during that period, and I don't remember it at all. I was living in Scandinavia then, and I don't think it made it up there. There were some good comments about it in IMdb, so I ordered a copy. .. and one of Kathleen Kinmont in "Bride of the Re-Animator"







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    Nothing so exciting. Dawnya Welsh playing a stripper in "The Pompatus of Love", the movie with the deleted nude scene from Kristin Scott-Thomas. Dawnya is a great looking girl, but I have no idea who she is.

     

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