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"Dr. Alien" (1988)

Dr. Alien (1988) is a classic 70's teensploitation Scf Fi tittie flick written by Kenneth J. Hall. Aliens come to Earth and masquerade as College biology professors, to experiment on a human subject. Seems they are forbidden to use alien subjects on their planet, so they picked a species that was similar. Their race is dying because all of the men have become impotent, and are trying to perfect a serum that will restore their vigor. Seems they have a rather penis-like sexual organ which sprouts out the top of their head which makes them irresistible to women.

They choose Billy Jayne for their subject, as he is more or less a nerd and a social failure. The serum works as hoped, and Jayne becomes impossible for women to resist. We have breasts from a who's who of bimbos, including Julie Gray, Ginger Lynn Allen, Linnea Quigley, Laura Albert, Michelle Bauer and Karen Russel. Judy Landers as the alien professor is seen in two hot lingerie outfits. The film is rated at 3.2/10 at IMDB for no accountable reason. It is as good as any of the tittie flicks, and has some very amusing moments. Maltin says 2 stars, and I say C+, good genre flick with decent production value and a very high breast count.

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  • Laura Albert, Ginger Lynn Allen and Linnea Quigley (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Michelle Bauer and Karen Russel (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Edy Williams (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Judy Landers (1, 2, 3)
  • Julie Gray (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Karen Russel (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Just a point in passing through the subject ...

    I was creating the Kate Winslet volume when I noticed what a beautiful capture Hugo did from Quills. Nothing unusual about that. Everything Hugo does is beautiful. But then I looked again, and realized that it caught my eyes because he removed the colored filter. Then I went back and removed the colored filter from my own collages. This was an exquisite film before they started mucking with that filter. The colors are so delicate. I just don't understand why they wanted everything green or cyan. Check this out.

    I was working on the Deborah Unger volume, and realized that the images from The Rat Pack needed updating. They are still not perfect, but I haven't seen any better ones from this hard-to-cap scene, which is both very dark and very orange. Unfortunately, my light-inverting trick didn't work the way it did for Quills. The Quills filter was added post production, or possibly with a camera lens, both of which are easy to undo. The Rat Pack scene used colored lighting, which actually changes the color of the objects being photographed, and is therefore difficult to counteract.

    • Deborah Unger in The Rat Pack (1, 2)

    There's only one thing better than 10 seconds of German opera, and that would be 5 seconds of German opera. 

    Just kidding. There are many things that improve German opera. For example, when the fat lady sings, but ain't actually fat. And then it's even better if the not-fat singer is naked. And it's best of all if she ain't fat, ain't clad, and is Liz Hurley. Just for grins, a real media clip (not great quality, but it's a sound clip which is only only one meg of bandwidth) of Lizzie using her ... um .. lungs. The singing is dubbed, just in case you were wondering why she never pursued an opera career instead of that whole shallow make-up thing.

    LOTS o' new encyclopedia volumes:


    • There is now a whole thumbnailed volume of the encyclopedia dedicated to DEBRA WINGER. Did you know that she did extensive nudity, including frontals, in The Sheltering Sky. This movie has not been issued on DVD yet, but OZ did some comprehensive VHS caps in the new volume. Also look for rare captures from Everybody Wins. Winger has only done two nude scenes since 1984. they were both in 1990, and the movies are the two I just mentioned.
    • There is now a whole  thumbnailed volume of the encyclopedia dedicated to KATE WINSLET.
    • There is now a whole  thumbnailed volume of the encyclopedia dedicated to KARI WUHRER.
    • There is now a whole  thumbnailed volume of the encyclopedia dedicated to RACHEL WEISZ.
    • There is now a whole  thumbnailed volume of the encyclopedia dedicated to SHANNON TWEED. We have captures of her in 25 different movies. In assembling all this, I was struck by the revelation that she has done very few frontals (two movies with clear frontals, and side views in a third), and in all that time there has never been a straight-on shot of her butt (although it is seen from the side of side-rear in several films). You can give up hope of that. She's 44 now, and she used a body double in her last movie (Dead Sexy).
    • There is now a whole  thumbnailed volume of the encyclopedia dedicated to DEBORAH UNGER. In her last three nude scenes, she has shown her pubic hair and nothing else. 

    I noticed that Pierce Brosnan was selected as people's Sexiest Man Alive, making six consecutive years that our choices, Abe Vigoda and Pete Postlethwaite, have been ignored without a mention.

    A guy with a personal website in Ontario has researched which celebrities have fake and real breasts, and offers the result of his researches. When he is sure, he labels it as such. Others are conjectures reasoned from facts, but are not known for an absolute certainty. He just updated the site a couple of days ago.

    Today's theme is tied up and torched (not tortured, torched...with flames and all)

    First, here is Ruth Dardick in the 1980, mega-low budget "horror" flick, "Don't Go in the House". This stinker can be found at #78 of the IMDb's bottom 100 with a rating of 2.1! It's the story of a a guy who stalks and kills women with a flamethrower.

  • Ruth Dardick, in her only IMDb credit, showing breasts and full frontal nudity. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    The next tied and torched victim is Jacqueline Lovell in the 1996 movie "Head of the Family". If you have Skinemax, then you've probably seen this. It tends to come on about every three months or so. There is far off frontal nudity, and toplessness in these 'caps. If you're a fan of Jacqueline, you really should check this one out for the excellent breast exposure. Just make sure to fast forwards through everything else.

  • Jacqueline Lovell (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

    A few additional comments from the Hankster...

    About the Kathy Williams or Marsha Jordan are comparison caps of Kathy in the 1968 flick "Office Love -In" (which Marsha was not in) & scenes from "Ramrodder" made a year later in 1969. To me it looks like the same girl, hair & boobs. I read the IMDb review that you mentioned a few days ago, but made my decision on having seen Kathy in the other movie.

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    Greetings Scoops!

    Now of course we all hope that one day Britney will show us the goodies, but if memory serves, she has never done any guest vocals for groups. If she wants to kill two birds with one stone, then here are two prime choices from continental Europe.

    First up we have the group Cerrone. Not sure where they come from, but the video from which these caps are taken aired on Italian TV - when they showed it here in the UK they masked out all the good stuff.

  • Cerrone (1, 2)

    But for me, she needs to look no further than the girl group Naked. These topless 'caps are from their debut single which was released at the beginning of October. Oddly enough, it does not appear to have had any impact on the German Charts - perhaps they need a better gimmick!

  • Naked (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Jr's Note...Britney's HBO special airs Sunday night at 8pm. Who knows what will happen...after all, it's cable (so nudity is ok) and she is trying for a naughtier image!

  • Celeblover
    Alessia Merz The Italian actress going topless, and showing some partial rear nudity in "La Voce del violino" (1999).

    Anna Nowak Topless scenes from the German TV series "Lindenstraße".

    Anne Cathrin Buhtz A subtle nip slip in a bath tub scene from "Ratten - sie werden dich kriegen!" (2001).

    Anne-Sophie Briest
    (1, 2, 3)

    Topless, frontal, and rear views from three of the "Natalie" series of movies on German TV.

    Ann Gisel Glass Exposing a tattooed breast in scenes from "Sierra Leone" (1988)

    Beate Finckh Full frontal nudity from the 1980 German movie, "Desperado City".

    Christiane Krüger
    (1, 2)

    Nice topless views, plus s few near misses in the rear nudity dept. Vidcaps from the movie "Eine Frau für gewisse Stunden" (1985).

    Christina Rainer A brief nipple sighting while taking a bath in scene from an episode of "Samt und Seide".

    Crescentia Duensser Breast exposure in several scenes from "Mocca für den Tiger" (1991)

    Kirsten Dunst Akira takes a look at "crazy/beautiful"...but rather than focussing on any near misses upstairs, he put together this collage of views below the waist.

    Victoria Silvstedt Slight see-thru nipple sightings as she poses for the cover of the December issue of the German Maxim. Thanks to Chance for the scan.

    Debbie Rochon
    Jacqueline Tavarez
    Jane Jensen
    (1, 2)

    Donbun presents the girls (and nudity) of "Tromeo and Juliet". All 3 ladies bare their breasts.

    Sigourney Weaver
    (1, 2, 3)

    New collages by Scanman from "Half Moon Street" (1986). Weaver plays a women who is bored with her career and decides to moonlight as a call girl. Not a particularly exciting movie, but Weaver did show a lot of skin.

    Here's the nudity breakdown:

  • link #1...both breasts visible as she takes a bath
  • link #2...rear nudity
  • link #3...clear topless images, plus frontal nudity behind a shower door (not clear, but you can easily tell what you're looking at)

  • Jewel I guess she's trying to come out of obscurity and has released a new CD. She still looked pretty darn good on Tuesday night's episode of Leno, and showed some good cleavage. My only complaint...she really should invest in a hair brush. Thanks to Dai for the 'caps.

    Rosie Perez Can you say Serious Pokies! Also from Tuesday's Leno...these 'caps by DeadLamb are great, but don't do her nipples justice. I never watch Leno, but while I was channel surfing, Rosie's nipples caught my eye! The pokiosity was so high, I'm really surprised that NBC didn't do some editing!

    Josie Maran The lovely Josie showing a single breast.

    Sarah Wynter
    (1, 2)

    Probably better known as the blue haired babe in the Schwarzenegger movie, "The 6th Day". In these vidcaps from "Bride of the Wind" (2001), we see clear topless exposure in both, and a very near miss of some frontal nudity in #2. She is definitely not wearing anything down south, but lighting and a candle obstruct our view. Vidcaps by Penman.

    Celeb News
    A couple of interesting stories. You might want to link to this one just for the photo:

    Jordan 'before and after' bras to be auctioned

    Jordan's pre and post-op bras are to be auctioned on TV.

    Bosses at Auction World Dot TV expect the model's pre-op bras to sell for around £100 each. But they believe the larger post-op items could fetch up to £1,500 each.

    The bras and other underwear items were worn during men's magazine photo shoots and video shoots. They will be sold during "Jordan Night" in December, and Auction World are hoping Jordan will agree to model the lots.

    Auction World managing director Peter Newby said: "We purchased her underwear from several dealers in the country. We're eager to get Jordan as a guest on the show to model them for the viewers."

    Auction World Dot TV can be seen on Sky Digital channel 651.

    Yeah, I'd be eager to see her try to model that "Before" bra myself. And now, a story about how we lost out on seeing just how wild and crazy a guy Steve Martin can be...

    >From IMDB News:

    Steve Martin Was Kubrick's First Choice For Eyes Wide Shut

    Hollywood funnyman Steve Martin was the surprising original choice to play the lead in Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut. The comic star was the great director's favorite to play the role of Doctor William Harford - ultimately taken by Tom Cruise - opposite Nicole Kidman when Kubrick first thought about developing Arthur Schnitzler's novel Traumnovelle.

    Martin still remembers his trip to England to discuss the part with the late mogul in 1979 - 20 years before Kubrick completed what was to be his last film. Martin says, "I went to his house. We had lunch and played chess. He was an eccentric guy, a nice guy. He took me into the rooms of his house. He was still screening prints of 2001 [A Space Odyssey] to make sure they were right. In fact he said, `I just screened a print of 2001, ' which means he had sat and watched the entire movie to see if the color was right. And it's 1979 and that film was made in what, 1966 or something. Truly amazing guy."

    Thanks to Pat Reeder at The Comedy Wire for the stories and additional comments (in yellow).

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