I'm taking some "working vacation," which means I'm still at my desk, but only 6-8 hours a day instead of 16. So I should be here with breaking news

Web Finds:

This film clip is an excellent little bit of nudity from Paulina Porizkova, in a lesbian scene with Annabeth Gish in Knots. Even the nudity-shy Gish shows a bit of her bum. (Zipped .avi)

This is the best picture I have seen of Alexandra Kerry (John Kerry's daughter) in her see-through dress.

Alexandra Kerry

Other Crap:

The 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time
  • "L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson -- and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait."

Probably WAY more than you'd ever want to know about Aquaman

Mariah Carey Wins Big at Vibe Awards

Former Peruvian president Alberto Fujimori is plotting his next presidential campaign from a jail cell in Chile


  • They picked Atticus Finch as the top hero, followed by Indiana Jones, James Bond, and Ric Blaine.
  • They chose Dr. Lecter as the top villain, followed by Norman Bates, Darth Vader, and the Wicked Witch of the West.
  • The page also includes links to their other Top 100 lists.

The trailer for Hoodwinked, "the true story of Little Red Riding Hood."

  • In the re-telling of this classic fable, the story begins at the end. Chief Grizzly (Xzibit) and Detective Bill Stork (Anthony Anderson) investigate a domestic disturbance at Granny's (Glenn Close) cottage, involving a karate-kicking Red Riding Hood (Anne Hathaway), a sarcastic wolf (Patrick Warburton) and an oafish Woodsman (Jim Belushi). The charges are many: breaking and entering, intent to eat, wielding an axe without a license, but these unusual suspects have their story to tell first.

WTF? "Cardboard Box Added to Toy Hall of Fame"

Family Guy shows the outtakes from the Osama bin Laden tapes.

Fans of nature cinematography should enjoy A Magical Fall, a three minute tribute to Autumn.

Fascinating, obscure WW2 vestige: The Thames Estuary Army Forts

THEORY OF DUMB DESIGN MAY EXPLAIN PAT ROBERTSON ... Televangelist's Brain, Mouth Elude Other Theories, Experts Say

WWE Rasslin' Star Eddie Guerrero Dies, aged 38.

18 free video clips of Jaime Pressly nekkid.

Best exam answer ever

Weekend box office results, Nov 11-13.

  • Chicken Little really kicked ass. It took in more than the next two films added together, lost only 20% of its audience from last week, and finished about 20% ahead of predictions.
  • While the three major releases had tepid results, Pride and Prejudice was received warmly in arthouse distro. It finished in the top ten, despite being limited to 215 screens, by taking in an impressive $13,000 per screen.
  • Get Rich or Die Tryin' finished a disappointing fourth, well below the range of expectations established by the predictions.
  • The second place spot, and the rule of the new releases, went to the kiddie sci-fi flick, Zathura.
  • Zathura, however, was a tepid performer and finished at the lower end of its range, despite good reviews, although ...
  • ... Derailed finished at the upper end of its range, despite bad reviews. Go figure.
  • Overall, the weekend finished 15% below the same weekend last year. Industry observers feel that this may be the last negative weekend for a while, based on their hopes that the boy wizard will work his magic on next weekend's box office.

High IQ in childhood tied to longer life, thus explaining why Mozart died at 35.

Ah, the little ones. How they grow! Steve Dallas is 50 years old?

Al-Qaeda calls Queen an "enemy of Islam," especially "We Are The Champions."

Kansas Education Board requires flat earth curriculum

Astro Pic o' the Day- Lunation seen in animation

MIT grads write a computer program that predicts the success of pop music.

  • "If it sounds far-fetched, consider this: the system has been predicting Billboard hits with surprising accuracy over the past several months. While people may think their musical tastes are unpredictable and whimsical, they are actually quite traceable, Mr. Whitman says."

A man's Google Searches are used to establish his intent in a murder case.

Bazooka Joe? U.S. Army developing combat chewing gum.


Movie Reviews:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.


"Fiend of Dope Island"

Fiend of Dope Island (1961) is a B & W crime drama. A man is growing and exporting pot from a tropical island he rules with a bullwhip and a bad temper. He tricks a dancer into a "booking" on his island. The dancer. played by "The Yugoslavian Bombshell" Tania Velia, arrives to find she has been tricked, and is there strictly for his entertainment. She arrives on a boat with a cargo of guns for some scheme that will make him a million. His cadre of reluctant followers finally have enough of him, and Velia finds true love, and a home.

Velia shows breasts in three different scenes. IMDb readers have this at 5.1. It is a shame it was in B & W, as it looks like it was a beautiful location. This, other than the nudity, plays like a typical B film from the era. In other words, nothing memorable, but not badly done. The genre is old B movies, and this is a C.

Tania Velia

"Naked Encounters"

Naked Encounters (2004) is a soft core murder mystery staring Jadra Holly as the owner-operator of an interesting private investigation service. She researches women for wealthy clients, so they can make the best possible impression on the first date. For this, she and her partner, who handles the gadgets, make an obscene amount of money. When one of their clients turns up dead, the two try to solve the crime.

Jadra Holly, Dee as a lingerie designer, Cytheria as a satisfied date of the first customer, and Monique Alexander as the date of the dead man all show full frontal and rear nudity.

The plot is better than the genre norm, as is the acting. Sex scenes show variety, and some are intercut, which also helps keep them from being boring. Photography is straight forward, but with no distracting lighting tricks, and the music is not obtrusive. Many of you will figure out whodunnit before we are told, but that is also true of many mainstream films. This is a C+, as a solid genre effort with plusses.



Jadra Holly

Monique Alexander


As promised, here is Uschi Digard in the 1970 sex romp "Getting into Heaven".

Uschi as usual reveals all of her more than ample charms. No description is really necessary it's just Uschi and that says it all.

Uschi Digard

Before we leave thought we would get you into a holiday mood early this year. Here's a little "Bad Santa" with Lauren Graham ("Gilmore Girls"). No nudity bur she looks kind of cure in her bra.

Lauren Graham

'Caps and comments by Dann:

"Ken Park" (Uncensored)
What's a normal family? You may be wondering as you watch this controversial 2002 teen drama about California skateboarders and their dysfunctional families. Then again, you may never get to watch it, since it hasn't been released in the U.S., although it's an American production. It's also been banned in several countries, but it was released on an English language Dutch/French sub-titled PAL DVD in parts of Europe. It's very explicit, so if it ever makes it to U.S. distribution, it'll be cut to hell.

The story focuses on the lives of several teens, and their messed up home lives. Shawn is having sex with his girlfriend, but also with the girl's mother, while being friends with the girl's father. Claude's father is a violent and abusive drunk, while his mother, who is pregnant, blissfully ignores what is happening to Claude. Tate is a masturbation addict who lives with his grandparents. They give him no privacy, and his hate eventually explodes. Peaches has a dead mother and a father who is a religious fanatic. She is totally subservient to her father, yet has kinky sex with her friends when his back is turned. Ken, the title character, has gotten his girlfriend pregnant, and is overwhelmed and in deep despair over it.

This powerful drama pulls no punches. The sex scenes are explicit, as are the scenes of conflict and violence. It's well worth seeing, and carries a powerful message, but unfortunately, given the political climate in the U.S., you may never see it here.

Tiffany Limos Maeve Quinlan

'Caps and comments by Spaz:

"The Hunger"
Here are some of the highlights from the "Soul for Sale" DVD collection.

Karen Elkin:
breasts in segment "Bridal Suite"
Sally Kirkland:
ditto from Sally Kirkland
Liliana Komorowska:
pokies and butt in "Red Light"
Liliana Komorowska body dub:
boobs and butt in sex scene
Gregoriane Minot Payeur:
breasts in "The Secret Shih Tan"
Marni Thompson:
almost all three Bs in "A River of Night's Dreaming"
Lena Blackburn:
boobs and butt gettin' it on with Marni
Ann Turkel:
cleavage in "A River of Night's Dreaming"

"The Hunger"
More from 'The Hunger'. This batch features some goodies from the "Bump in the Night" DVD collection.

Polly Shannon:
very nice boobs in segment "Brass"
Daniela Akerblom:
breasts in "Beyond Any Measure"
Lori Petty:
pokies gettin' it on with Daniela
Daniela Olivieri:
breasts in "The Diarist"
Lisa Ann Hadley:
see through dress in "The Diarist"
Giannina Facio:
breasts in "The Night Bloomer"

Here is "Pirates of the Caribbean" star Keira Knightley showing just a hint of nipple during a recent red carpet photo-op.

From is German actress Sibel Kekilli baring all 3 B's in scenes from "Gegen die Wand" aka "Head-On" (2004).

Lake Bell stips down to her undies and is soaking wet in scenes from the NBC series, "Surface".

Next up, here is German babe Annett Renneberg topless in a scene from "Tatort - Rache-Engel". 'Caps by UC99.

Barbara Alyn Woods shows off some very nice bikini cleavage in this scene from the WB series "One Tree Hill".

From is Jennifer Love Hewitt looking pretty darn good while visiting with Leno.