"Fear of Speed"
Fear of Speed (2002) is an indie comedy cross between a soft core, a custom car film, and a martial arts film. It pits the good guy and his girlfriend, (Ada Mae Johnson, more about her later) against the evil Hornero family, which includes papa, who jizz is explosive, and his son who tries to peddle it. Both sides have numerous body guards. It all comes down to a big race. Unfortunately, wen our hero receives a damaged leg in a fight and can't drive, the only hope is his girlfriend, but she can't drive because she has tachophobia, or fear of speed.
Then their teacher comes to the rescue, figuring out that if she is sexually aroused while driving, she will get over the phobia. Four women show skin.
Ada Mae Johnson shows breasts and buns. Isla shows all three Bs. Miko Lee shows Breasts and buns, and Nicole Sheridan shows breasts and buns.
All four women are porn stars. Miko Lee has numerous credits, including Whoriental Sex Academy and Crouching Pussy Hidden Fox. Nicole Sheridan has appeared in 102 titles, with another 29 already announced. Isla is better known in the porn world as Stevie, and has appeared in 22 films. Ada Mae Johnson is really porn star Violet Blue, and her credits make a great read, including:
Inseminated by 2 Black Men
Porking with Pride
Attack of the Virgin Mummies (not porn)
The Sopornos 6
Filthy Little Cocksuckers
Too Many Blonde Moments
Having never seen any of them in hard core roles, I can't compare their performances here with their normal work. The film makers included their three loves here, kit cars, sex and martial arts, and did it all on digital with a two week shooting schedule. They are very happy with the results. I must say it had enough bad movie energy to keep me from fast forwarding, so C-.
Ada Mae Johnson
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
I guess it makes a lot of sense to take
a fresh look at Body Shots, since the two women who provided the
female nudity have now gone on to higher degrees of celebrity
Emily Procter is now known for her work
on the popular CSI: Miami
Tara Reid is known for ... um ... well,
everybody in the world knows who she is, but I guess she's mostly
famous just for being Tara Reid, one of America's supreme party
animals, sort of the low-rent Paris Hilton. Most recently, she has
become famous for not noticing when her boob fell out at Puffy's
Body Shots (1999):
Do you remember the classic and complex
Japanese story "Roshomon", in which several
participants and witnesses, in turn, describe the same
incident? They supply such varied accounts that their
stories tell the audience more about their preconceptions
and prejudices than about the incident itself.
Do you remember Classics
Illustrated comics, those wonderful little comic book
versions of the great works of literature, without which
nobody ever would have passed a test on Herman Melville or The
House of the Seven Gables?
Shots" is the Classics Comics version of Roshomon.
people kinda go out together, and pair off. A football
star and one of the women end up at her beach house. When
the night is over, she thinks she has been raped. He
thinks he got laid.
Both participants seem to be sharing their honest recollections
of the incident, and both of them admit to some possibilities for
error in their accounts.
- The woman admits she has blackouts when she gets too drunk.
The casting in this film seems almost eerily prescient when you
consider that Tara Reid played a woman whose alcohol abuse left
her unaware of what she was doing. She played this role many years
before she seemed to turn into that very character before our
- The man admits he was so drunk that he doesn't know what was
real and what wasn't.
We, the audience are not sure whom to believe. It seems to us
that they are both telling the truth.
The story is not just about the rape incident itself, but how it
affects the group of eight friends. The movie goes far enough past
the rape to show how the incident subtly affects the attitudes of
the other main characters toward one another, because each
character's attitude toward the alleged rape affects the way the
other characters think of him or her. In essence, then, the central
rape incident affects not only the two people involved, and they way
in which they relate to their friends, but the entire core dynamic
among the other six friends as well.
sub-text of the movie is that their lives are out of control.
- Both of the principal characters
were so drunk that they could not be considered reliable
witnesses to anything, and there were no other witnesses
to their encounter.
- Two of their friends
also paired off briefly, had steamy sex in public on top
of a car, then realized what they had done and were both
embarrassed. More lives out of control.
- The film begins with the
two most intelligent and sensitive of the eight in bed
together, and even that guy couldn't remember if he made love to his
Still more lives out of control.
Was the beach house
incident so different from the other two hook-ups? We are never
really told. The movie is much more intelligent and
sensitive than the typical offering of this type, as
evidenced by its impartial treatment of the conflicting
versions, and the fact that the screenwriter allowed the female
friends to doubt her account, and the male friends to
doubt his. The strongest point of the movie is that it doesn't take
sides or force an external viewpoint into the discussions.
The weakest point of the film is that it asks its audience to
endure a very difficult tone shift that is designed to make one
squirm. The first half of the movie can be at times a cynical comedy
about relationships, ala Your Friends & Neighbors. Before the
incident, there are some pretty amusing and insightful looks at the
attitudes of the eight main characters toward dating in the 90's.
The cavalier tone of the comedy is broken up by a few moments of
gentle poetry. One guy delivers
quite an affecting monologue in which he says that
"people rarely get close, but they think they are
getting close because they are making love, and that
forced intimacy always fools them. But if we really got
close to all the people we made love to, we wouldn't be
so damned lonely, would we?"
Yet the second half of the film has no light or gentle moments.
It is virtually an unmitigated tragedy when a woman relives the hell
of rape, at least as she perceives it, and the other characters
discuss that rape. Because of this disturbing tone shift, and
because the characters are not very likeable to begin with, most
people found it an unpleasant film to watch. I did, too, to be
honest, but I also admired the honesty it brought to the subject
matter. On the other hand, I am one of the very few people to have
reviewed it positively.
The DVD has two 103 minute versions of the film (the theatrical
version in widescreen and full screen versions), and two 106 minute
versions, which add back the
footage which had been cut to get an R rating. I didn't compare them to see
what's in the extra three minutes. It might have been
language rather than nudity. The film includes long,
frank, and sometimes humorous discussions of oral sex, analingus, and anal penetration.
My favorite scene in the
lighter-hearted first half was a funny L.A. classroom where the
grave and sober teacher was giving blowjob lessons to a room full of
studious women. Tough way to pick up three credits, but probably beats
the hell out of reading Moby Dick.
Or maybe that's what
Moby Dick was about. Maybe Moby was ye olde worde for "sucking".
I wouldn't know.
I read the Classics Comic version.
Female nudity report:
- Emily Procter shows 90% of her bum very briefly, then exposes
her chest in a light bondage scene with Ron "Office Space"
- Tara Reid shows her breasts in both versions of the rape/sex
scene, and shows her bum in the man's account (in which she is on
top in a superior position, thus belying a rape accusation) (1,
- And here's what Tara's chest looks like in 2004. (1,
- Finally, here's a video of the sex scene. It's not my capture,
and the quality isn't that good, but it gives you a good idea of
how it all went down. .wmv zipped
10 things we didn't know this time last week. My
favorite was #3: Salvador Dali once exposed himself to journalist
Ann Leslie, after asking her if she would like to see "the Divine
Dali". Did she say "Hello, Dali"?
BBC road tests five search engines. Which is the best?
NetLingo.com - Your guide to internet acronyms and shorthand.
Hey, WGAFF? If U do, RTFA! (LOL) And always remember - LS/MFT.
- No wonder Roger Ebert hired this guy as an editor/webmaster.
He must be smart. He understood Donnie Darko!
Examination of Cheney's heart finds nothing.
Popeye the Sailor Man Turns 75. Well, blow me
Did you ever wonder why they call him "Dick" Cheney, not Rick or
The Last Action President? The Prezinator? Californians
will soon see advertisements urging them to help give Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger the chance to run for President. The cable
television ads, set to being running Monday, are from a Silicon
Valley-based group that wants to amend the U.S. Constitution to
allow foreign-born Americans to hold the big job. Wasn't this
amendment and a Schwarzenegger Presidency mentioned in Demolition
Fun facts about the American Presidents
Welcome to BionicDolphin.com - The world's FIRST underwater flying
It's the cities, stupid! The real map of red and blue
America looks quite different from our familiar electoral map.
America is not really a blue Northeast and Far West separated by
an ocean of red. It is a bunch of blue islands called cities,
surrounded by a bunch of red suburbs and countryside. The
Democratic party is the party of the cities. Even New York and
California appear to be mostly red states if you color the
counties. See the link immediately below for a better map.
Here is a better look at the county-by-county blue/red map of the
Transportation Futuristics - how the past predicted today's
I think we've finally found a key element in our official Other
Crap uniform - condom hats.
Liver pills turn black man white. And no, the story
isn't about FCC chairman Michael Powell.
A news photographer's once-in-a-lifetime opportunity - an
explosion and fire in a fireworks factory. This fire
lasted about 2½ days, destroyed eight houses completely, and
ruined many others. One fireman lost his life in the operation.
The explosion was so big that it registered on seismology
equipment in Copenhagen, which is a couple hundred miles away.
There are 17 pictures here. Navigate with the black arrow in the
The trailer for Ae Fond Kiss . It's a Romeo and Juliet
story set in Scotland, about the romance between a white Catholic
girl and a second generation Pakistani.
NOVA | Great Escape | PBS - The Companion Website. The
real Great Escape didn't feature Steve McQueen racing through the
Third Reich on a motorcycle as in the 1963 movie, but the big
breakout was still thrilling in every way. This NOVA episode sheds
new light on the audacious escape of 76 Allied airmen from a Nazi
POW camp during World War II. Sixty years after the event, NOVA
follows a team of archeologists accompanied by several Great
Escape veterans as they search the site of Stalag Luft III for new
evidence of the clandestine operation, which involved 600
prisoners digging three highly sophisticated tunnels, code-named
Tom, Dick, and Harry. Each tunnel was made with railways, electric
lights, and underground air pumps-all under the noses of German
guards. (The TV show will be aired on PBS on Tuesday the 16th.)
The dedication of Bill Clinton's presidential library next week
will feature appearances on both ends of the political spectrum --
including President Bush. President Bush said he tried
to make a bi-partisan effort to reach out and read some of
Clinton's books, but the political ones used too many big words,
and the rest of them had a lot of pages stuck together.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's visit to Japan seems to be going well.
Lots more crazy Japanese ads featuring Ahnuld - from Japander.com
(Don't miss the one that says "peace out")
World's smartest woman can't find a job.
125 Photographs taken from 300 miles high. Each photo
allows two levels of enlargement.
Leninade Communist Soda - the taste worth standing in line for!
"Leninade is a soda pop that truly captures the spirit of the
Russian Revolution! It's Red, it's Bubbly, and it goes well with
Karyn is a West Texas girl, just like me" -- President Bush, May
School Talent Show Draws Secret Service. The kids sang
an unaltered version of Bob Dylan's 1963 song, "Masters of War"
- If you have the bucks, look no further for that X-Mas gift for
How about a 13 day cruise with Jerry Falwell?
First pictures from The Dukes of Hazzard movie.
Playmate Gallery - Stacy Marie Fuson - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
Four free short films from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!
Rod Stewart loses court battle over cancelled South American tour.
Coming Soon now has links to 10 different clips from Alexander.
Jolie seems to be doing a Sophia Loren impersonation.
The first-ever trailer for Scorsese's Howard Hughes biopic, The
Aviator. Impressive. Incredibly economical
storyboarding in the trailer, as you'd expect from a Scorsese
project. Manages to cover a tremendous amount of material in a
"BUSH URGES PALESTINIANS TO ELECT EASY-TO-PRONOUNCE LEADER
Long John Daly's wife pleads guilty to money laundering,
stemming from a drug ring and an illegal gambling operation. Daly
had nothing to do with it.
Gay.com chooses the Top 10 Gay Cars of 2004. No
questions allowed about why I'm reading gay.com. Hey, they have
some good fashion tips. Sports section is a little weak, though.
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Blue Thunder (1983)
Blue Thunder is that helicopter movie with Roy
Scheider. I saw it way back then, but I forgot that it had some
pretty good nudity - a woman who does naked calisthenics.
I have no idea who Anna Forrest is.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
Words, pictures, and vids from
Der Fall Bachmeier (1984)
Hello Scoopy !
Here's a small contribution for Sunday. First there's a
clip from the German movie "Der Fall Bachmeier" (1984).
The film is based on a real event that took place around
1980 in Germany. I tells the story of Marianne Bachmeier,
the mother of a little girl that was raped and murdered by
a convicted sex offender who was released on parole.
Marianne quite rightfully found that the state had
blundered enough in this case and she made sure the killer
of her daughter would never kill again. She murdered the
guy during his trial in the courtroom right in front of
the judge ! When she was on trial for his murder the state
quite surprisingly admitted that they messed things up in
her case and she came off relatively light for someone who
took justice in her own hands. Austrian actress Marie
Colbin briefly shows all 3 B's while playing the role of
Marianne Bachmeier and you can also find some collages of
her in the back issues.
True Woman (1999) - Part 4
This time I'll use Junior's expression to finish. Here's a
clip of Shu Qi, the future Mrs. ICMS, lying pretty in our
premarital bed. Aren't you all lucky that I am as generous as
Charlie Sheen and share the beauty of my girl with every
man interested ? Anyway, thanks Charlie, and even more thank
'Caps and comments by Spaz:
"Traffic" miniseries redux (2004)
As I suspected the unrated DVD released last week shows more
boobage of Jennifer Rae Westely's topless scene. The scene
was shot at different angles for both the network and dvd
||The beautiful and exotic Lewis baring her bum and showing some brief breast views in scenes from "Storyville" (1992).
Lara Flynn Boyle
|Scenes from the very weak direct to cable 'comedy' "Susan's Plan" (1998). As Scoop mentioned in his review, Billy Zane and Nastassja Kinski are not exactly masters of comedy, but at least there is some nudity. The 'caps Boyle's sex scene are some of the best I've seen.
Venuti is topless. Kinski also briefly bares a breast. Boyle gets it on in #1 and is topless in the tub in #2.
Kristin Scott Thomas
|From the Roman Polanski movie "Bitter Moon" (1992). Seigner, aka Mrs. Polanski, bares breasts and bum as well as gives up a gyno-view in #3. Thomas also briefly bares breasts and bush.
|Kristen showing a bit of nipple in two episodes of "Sex and the City".
|Nekkid in scenes from an episode of "The Outer Limits". In both we see partial breast views with a hint of nipple.
'Caps and comments by Jack Snow:
In the 1999 German movie "Angel Express", we have full frontal nudity by Esther Bronnert and Susanna Metzner, Doreen Jacobi and Eva Habermann show breasts, partial breast views by Claudia Mehnert and Ulrike Panse. Lisa Naacke reveals some see-thru nudity after removing her bra, Chris Hohenester in bra and "shaving-foam-panties", Laura Tonke in a bikini top and finally Tina Bordihn in a nice dress showing a lot of leg.
Other assorted new stuff....
From the German TV movie "Die Rosenzüchterin"...
From the Inga Lindström movie "Die Farm am Mälarsee"..
- I'm not quite sure what we get to see. Is it a nipple or a shadow from Florentine Lahme
From German TV movie "Milchwald"...
Finally today, from the series "SK Kölsch"....
||A great find by Squiddy. A high quality pic of Ricci wearing a dress with a partially open front and some serious pokies.
|Señor Skin 'caps of the busty blonde going topless in scenes from the made-for-cable flick about a Nevada brothel, "The Ranch". In 10-12 we see some mild lesbo action.