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"Hemlock Grove"

season two


today: episode two

Madeline Brewer

Loretta Yu

Defoe's picks o' the week:

Camille Bardery in L'Homme Flottant (2014) in 1080hd

Mathilde Lebrequier in episode three of Vaugand in 1080hd

Delphine McCarty in Josephine: Ange Gardien (2014) in 1080hd

The Human Contract


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The Human Contract is a drama about corporate high-flyer Julian (Jason Clarke), who's about to complete a 5 billion dollar deal for his company but they are a family oriented company and it is insisted that he doesn't finalise his pending divorce. While waiting for a date, he meets Michael (Paz Vega) and they hit it off, but they go their separate ways. A few days later, he sees her again and they get together and they get along real well. Both Julian and Michael are holding secrets for each other which will complicate the relationship. It also turns out that Michael is married, but they have an open relationship, which Julian doesn't like, but begrudgingly accepts. There's something about Michael that is setting Julian off and he starts to exhibit erratic behaviour which leads to an incident which will cause all of Julian's secrets to come out, threaten to end their relationship and threaten the deal his company is about to sign.

Interesting movie from Jada Pinkett Smith (?!) with both Clarke and Vega doing a pretty good job steering the movie and also with some pretty decent chemistry in a fairly complicated relationship. The movie does meander on a bit with most of the stuff outside of the relationship seeming more superfluous than necessary, particularly the work stuff. Also, Julian's marriage is barely mentioned apart from it ending (no sign of his wife, which sort of suggests something happened to her, but that's never explored). Not a bad little movie at all.

Paz Vega film clips (collages below)

TV and Film Clips

  Brigitte Hobmeier in Silent Resident (2007)

Sibel Kekilli from Game of Thrones in Ein Sommertagstraum (hardcore; 2002)

Jane Seymour in Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger (1977) in 1080p


Khloe Kardashian out in a see-through

Jennifer Lawrence downblouse - to nipple tape!

Lady Gaga backstage - topless and a thong

Scottie Thompson in The Lookalike (animated .gif)

and a few new Celebrity Bottoms

Alexis Knapp in The Anomaly

Ashlyn Yennie in Scribbler

Charlotte Gainsbourg in Confession of a Child of the Century

Charlotte Gainsbourg in Nymphomaniac (Director's Cut)

Greta Scacchi in Presumed Innocent

Joanna Jedrejek in Nothing Funny

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Strip Search

Marion Mitterhammer in an episode of Tatort

Melanie Merkowsky in Le Regne de la Beaute