I found some good nudity yesterday, but was frustrated by an inability to ID these people.


s5, e10

Very entertaining nude scene, but I don't know who she is.

If you can make an ID, write and let me know.


American Hormones


Lame American Pie wannabee, except without the smooth continuity, professional editing, coherent plot, wit, clever set pieces, sensible adults, good performances, and interesting teen characters.  It basically plays out exactly like some friend's unfiltered half-stoned reminiscences of high school, with various characters and sub-plots introduced, then dropped, and various scenes seeming to have no point at all.

The cast features unknowns, not all of whom are competent, and the film is not even listed on IMDb.

It does a have decent topless scene, but ....

The ending credits identify every main character pictorially except the one who got naked. I went through every female name on the "also starring" list, and none of them seem to be her. She looks familiar to me, but I can't come up with a name. She played the foreign exchange student named "Nadine." (If you remember, the one in American Pie was named "Nadia.")

Anyway, here are the clips.



  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.








White Tiger



A DEA agent sers out to avenge the death of his partner and best friend. The enemy is a Chinese organization run from Hong Kong. One of their US number has synthesized a new drug, and has now decided to take over the business. The rogue local wing of the gang has several American cops on the payroll, and the leaders in Hong Kong want the agent dead as well. It's one man against all the criminal resources of the United States and China and a host of corrupt law enforcement officials.

Fortunately, he gets a hand from an attractive woman, and together they are able to overcome all of the world's evil with their bare hands.

Hey, it's a freakin' kung fu movie rated in the 4s at IMDb. Do you need a review to guess that the plot is ridiculous and the characters one-dimensional? Good nudity might have lifted the film to the level of a decent junk film, but the topless scenes are too bland to attract much attention.

Julia Nickson-Soul: breasts


Kelly Benson: breasts.














Judith Godreche film clips. Collages below.







This section will present Defoe's film clips to accompany Charlie's collages, which are found on his own site.

Today's clips are brought to you by the letter L, specifically Lara, Laura and Laure.

Lara Menini in Sur le Fil

Laura del Sol in Carmen

Laura Salvatore in Une Famille Formidable

Laure Charlot in Le Mari de Leon

Laure Marsac in Troubles

Laure Sabardin in Police des Moeurs









Women Behaving Badly


Bethany Lorraine








Note: Not my work with the exception of the ,avi previews.

Holly Dignard full frontal in an Outer Limits episode. This scene is forever lost in syndication.

Here's is what the uncensored scene looked like (as seen in the clip above):

Here is what it looks like in syndication:


One more comparison:

Gabrielle Miller: publicity photo of Corner Gas actress

And another version adjusted with x-ray vision glasses to reveal the shape of her breasts and nipples underneath her see-through blouse.







Feast II: Sloppy Seconds


In 2005's Feast, monsters attack the patrons of a remote bar, and they must organize a defense against a siege by the hungry critters. Feast II takes up the story as the monsters move to a small neighboring town where the inhabitants team up with the bar survivors to try and survive.

While a large part of this movie is bloody and nasty horror with brutal attacks by the monsters, the really interesting part is the character studies of the people who will do anything, including sacrificing each other, to survive. Not everyone will like this one, but, warped as I am, I thought it was pretty cool.

Chelsea Richards and Melissa Reed






enter the DragonScan

Xanthe Cook topless in Strangeland






Notes and collages

Keys to Tulsa


Part 1

Joanna Going








Adrienne Bailon - pics allegedly stolen from her PC

Amanda Dawkins from "The Armstrong and Miller Show"

A wardrobe malfunction from Katy Perry in concert


Film Clips

Jennifer Ulrich in Die Welle (sample right)
Jordana Brewster in Nearing Grace (sample right)
Beatrice Rosen in Sharpe's Peril (sample right)
Barbara Auer in Schiller (sample right)
Carey Mulligan in a scene deleted from When Did You last See Your Father (sample right)

Audrey Tautou in Priceless (samples below)