Tuesday

One Fish, Two Fish

sent in an atypical contribution: seven collages of the same actress in the same movie. The movie, he points out is an extraordinary DVD transfer, very colorful, set in an exotic locale, so he just couldn't resist. The actress is Kate Winslet, and the movie is "Hideous Kinky". Tuna said this tied with "Shakespeare in Love" for the best quality DVD to capture from. Let me chip in "Damage", the Jeremy Irons - Juliette Binoche movie, as another extraordinary transfer to DVD, with beautiful vivid colors, and a joy to capture. Anyway, here's Kate's lusty journey through North Africa. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5 , #6 . #7)

Blinky has moved on to another one of his favorites, Aurelie Claudel. She is most exposed in #5, but for sheer beauty, your Uncle rates #3 as his pick of the day. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5 , #6 , #7 , #8 , #9)

Today's page 3 babe (Note: in the Tuesday Fun House, you will see the Monday Page 3 woman) (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)

WhyScans sent in tons of bonuses today. Info stuff, mainly. Two new Brit Rock groups, Billie Piper (the U.K.'s version of Britney Spears), and new Bondbabe Maria Grazia Cucinotta.

Here's Cucinotta. Althout she is clothed, the picture is worth a look. She has some big uns.

Here's Billie Piper. To my knowledge, she is not related to Rowdy Roddy (#1 , #2)

Here's a zillion new non-nudes of the girls of S CLUB 7 (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5 , #6 , #7 , #8 , #9 , #10 , #11 , #12 , #13 , #14 , #15 , #16 , #17 , #18 , #19 , #20 , #21)

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Here's the new non-nudes of the girls of Steps (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)

I'm not going to give a link to info about Steps, as their claim to fame is that they sound exactly like ABBA, and I don't believe this kind of behavior should be encouraged. Here's a tip for you youngsters. If you are going to go into the performing business as a professional clone, here are some dos and don'ts:

DO For example, it's OK if you sound exactly like: Pavarotti, Joe Cocker, Sam Cooke, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Queen Latifah, Sinatra, Robert Marley, Ray Charles, Elvis.

DON'T Try to avoid sounding exactly like: ABBA, Carol Channing, Yoko Ono, Gene Autry, Shatner, Sonny and/or Cher (especially Sonny), Slim Whitman, the Bee Gees.

WARNINGAlthough he can actually sing passably, do not at any time attempt to sing or act like Martin Short in public. This behavior is considered criminal in most civilized countries, and can result in a justifiable homocide, unless done by a king, in which case it would be justifiable regicide.

Graphic Response has five today. This one is another presentation of 20 year old Linnea in "Fairy Tales", long before she developed the lean figure, flat stomach and sinewy arms that would later become her trademark look.

The other four are new collages he made from his picture database. All Victoria Abril, mostly paparazzi pics. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)

CROW

Crow has a bit of rasslin' and a bit of cinema. First, wrestling mode, with these three of Torrie on Nitro last week. (#1 , #2 , #3)

... and these of Francine (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)

Crow also chipped in with some collages of Claire Danes in "Mod Squad". How bad a movie was it? Crow said he wished he could have the time back that he spent on it, and that from a man who didn't complain about "Friends and Lovers", "200 Cigarettes", and "The Last Days of Disco". Now that's bad. That's like complaining about somebody else after you've heard Yoko Ono sing. Cheer up, Crow, "Wild, Wild West" ought to be on video soon! For those of you thinking about joining the team, being an imaging artist is not so much fun. When your friends are watching "Saving Private Ryan" and "Casablanca", you're feverishly fast forwarding through "200 Cigarettes" and various John Saxon movies. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5)

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	Here's the last caps from "I Like to Play Games"
	Just a small collection from me today. I talked about this movie the other day. These are the ones without Lisa Boyle. Look back a couple days for the Lisa collages. Jennifer Burton. Jennifer Burton Pamela Dickerson. Cute girl, but small role.

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