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Monday
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Funny
Business. Monica Lewinsky in a t-shirt. A
take off on those "my parents went
to Maui and all I got was this stupid
t-shirt" slogans
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I wondered
why my daughter wanted to join the Gates
Youth
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Movies
with AP
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I see'd me
some badass flicks in my time, but I'll
bet between me and Scoopy Jr and Helcrom,
we couldn't come up with anything on this
one. The Devil's Camp of Forgotten Women.
'Nuff said. Here's one of the campers,
Patricia Adriani. The movie is in German,
but many of the lead actors are Spanish.
I guess they filmed it like those
"Spaghetti Westerns", where all
the dialogue is post-dubbed.
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I wanted my
mom and dad to send me to The Devil's
Summer Camp of Forgotten Women, but
registrations closed early. Here's
Barbara Rey, who pre-registered.
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The Devil's
Camp of Forgotten Women is the only camp
that features Tommy Lee as a counselor.
Afraid I can't show you any of the merit
badges, but here's Barbara Rey again
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????
According to AP, here's Shauna O'Brien in
a movie he taped from TV and didn't
label. It doesn't look like it was shown
during children's programming time.
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I guess this
is Shauna O'Brien in the same movie.
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Gesine
Cukrowski. Scenes from "Und
Schoss".
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Beatrice
Manowski. Scenes from "Und
Schoss". The cast in this show looks
like my family tree.
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one more of
Beatrice Manowski.
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Like vidcaps?
There are thousands and thousands in the
Encycloprdia and the back issues. Rare
material, and hard-to-find celebs? Check
out the members area. Also includes the
fakes, the Mardi Gras, and the rasslin
babes.
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Zara Whites.
Another unlabeled movie.
Movies
with Flurk
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Some pretty
rare stuff here from "Flurk".
Jennifer Aspen. "Sometimes They Come
Back Again"
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Jill Carroll
in "The Unholy".
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Nicole
Fortier in "The Unholy".
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Irene Jacob
in "Othello"
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Marion van
Thijn in "Die Kassiere: Lily was
Here"
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Sigourney
Weaver in "Death and the
Maiden"
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Leslie Danon.
"Sometimes They Come Back
Again"
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Tania Poppe
"Ad Fundum"
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Margot van
Doorn "Ad Fundum"
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Sammi Davis
"The Rainbow". I think it was
RDO who pointed out that she looks
nothing like her son, Sammy Davis, Jr.
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Amanda
Donohoe, "The Rainbow". I
wonder if she's ever played a role where
she stayed dressed.
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Movies
with SE7EN
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José Way in
"The Indecent Woman". I looked
for her in the phone book, but I found no
Way, José.
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SE7EN sent in
three sets of gorgeous DVD caps of Dyanna
Lauren in "Bad Wives". This one
is R rated.
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Dyanna Lauren
in "Bad Wives". This one is X
rated
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The other cap
of Dyanna Lauren in "Bad Wives"
went directly to the members section. It
is ... well, it's really naughty, pretty
much nothing left to the imagaination
with this one, and it's gigantic. Click
here for the link. Volume L under Lauren
Miscellaneous
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I'd say that
Hugo also has this vidcappin' down to a
science! WOW. You'll be impressed by
these caps of Stacey Dash from
"Illegal in Blues".
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Hugo's caps
of Sean Young in "Mirage".
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Riddler's
caps of Jennifer Tilly in "Shadow of
the Wolf".
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Dann's caps
of Maja Ottesen and Irene Jacob in
"Incognito"
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from Digital
Skin: Virginie Ledoyen in
"Heroines"
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from Digital
Skin: Isabel Carre very naked in "La
Femme Defendue"
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A woman with
boobs to please even Pepper. Maria
Schneider from "Last Tango"
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I don't know
what you can see here, because it was a
made-for-TV movie, but here's Markie Post
in "Tricks of the Trade"
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Sunday's |
OK, it's a
little late for Halloween, but here's a quick
post-mortem, You are too old to go trick or
treating again next year if any of these things
happened to you this year:
- You got
winded from knocking on the door.
- You had
to have another person pre-chew the candy
for you.
- You
asked for high fiber candy only.
- When
someone dropped a candy bar in your bag,
you lost your balance and fell over.
- People
said, "Great Keith Richards
mask!" and you didn't wear a mask.
- When
the door opens you yelled "Trick or
. . ." and couldn't remember the
rest of the line.
- By the
end of the night, you had a bag full of
restraining orders.
- You had
to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hairpiece.
- You
were the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.
- You
avoided going to houses where your
ex-wives live.
Movies with
RDO
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Well, Boogie
Nights is not an unfamiliar topic, but
these RDO DVD caps are the sharpest ones
yet. very nice work. Here's Heather
Graham jumping on Marky Mark
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Boogie
Nights, RDO, Heather Graham stripping
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Boogie
Nights, RDO, Heather Graham's topless
scene cut from the movie
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Boogie
Nights, RDO, Julianne Moore and Marky
Mark
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The Betsy.
Kathleen Beller was really cute. The
movie was so poor even Olivier lost
interest. Why did he take this job? He
must have had some serious bills to pay.
It is very difficult for English actors
to correctly impersonate American
accents. Olivier was completely
incompetent at it in this movie.
Furthermore, the scenes where he had to
look young, he looked like a pathetic old
man with spray-on hair. He completely
humiliated himself, and I wish I had
never seen this movie.
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Like vidcaps?
There are thousands and thousands in the
Encycloprdia and the back issues. Rare
material, and hard-to-find celebs? Check
out the members area. Also includes the
fakes, the Mardi Gras, and the rasslin
babes.
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Lesley-Anne
Down, also in The Betsy.
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Julie Delpy,
An American Werewolf in Paris.
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The next five
are Claire Powney in "The Girl"
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Claire Powney
in "The Girl"
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Claire Powney
in "The Girl"
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Claire Powney
in "The Girl"
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Claire Powney
in "The Girl" This one includes
a glimpse of pubes.
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Movies with
Johnny Web
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These first
five from Johnny Web should expand the
hell out of your Joely Richardson
collection. All are from the odd, quirky,
and delightful "Drowning by
Numbers". One strange movie.
Completely original. Beautifully
photographed. Completely amoral.
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Joely
Richardson, "Drowning by
Numbers" #2
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Joely
Richardson, "Drowning by
Numbers" #3
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Joely
Richardson, "Drowning by
Numbers" #4
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Joely
Richardson, "Drowning by
Numbers" #5
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Juliet
Stevenson also did a bottomless scene,
but she was so far from the camera, and
the lighting was so filtered, that you
really can't see jack straws.
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Jane Gurnett
was also nude in the opening scenes of
"Drowning by Numbers". She was
a minor character
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The next four
are collages of Sarah Miles in "The
Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The
Sea". Well, it's a great title, and
a great charades stumper, but this is the
only movie where I've ever fast-forwarded
through the sex scenes. The movie is only
about 100 minutes long, but it seems like
hours and hours. Filled with movie
cliches ... my favorite: the route of his
ship traced on a map, while we also see
the prow of his ship cutting through the
waves, and hear them reading each other's
letters. They forgot to tear the pages
off the calendar. Consistently irritating
movie. Miles is the queen of the
redundant emphatic, like "I do so
want ...", and "ever so
much". Kristofferson ... well, he's
likeable enough, but Charlie McCarthy was
less wooden, and Banderas has more facial
expressions. As for the kid who is
jealous of Kris, well, he falls in with
the wrong crowd, and they vivisect
Kristofferson. I'm not joking. This is
one demented movie which may have worked
as a Japenese period piece (it's based on
a much-lauded novel by Yukio Mishima) but
seems to make no sense with contemporary
British and American characters. However,
it is a notorious movie in one way. Miles
and Kris did some posing for the bunny
mag on the set, and those pictures didn't
make a big hit with Kris' wife, Rita
Coolidge. She's now his ex-wife, and the
antics during this movie were the major
cause of the divorce.
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Sarah Miles,
"Sailor ....." #2
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Sarah Miles,
"Sailor ....." #3
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Sarah Miles,
"Sailor ....." #4
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Ah, the
classics. If you haven't seen "Body
Heat", get off your duff and rent
it. It is the progenitor of an entire
genre, which includes China Moon,,
Palmetto, The Gingerbread Man, etc ...
all movies with murderous lovers where
the women have no affection at all for
the man, but simply use the known
weaknesses of a dull, horny guy to
achieve their elaborate schemes. Includes
one of the sexiest scenes ever filmed,
when Hurt breaks down her door to get to
her. Kathleen Turner
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Kathleen
Turner, "Body Heat" #2
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Kathleen
Turner, "Body Heat" #3
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Kathleen
Turner, "Body Heat" #4
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Well, I've
already mentioned The Gingerbread Man
twice in reference to other flicks, so I
guess I had better get to it. Embeth
Davitz did a frontal nude scene, but
Altman shot it in the dark, bathed in a
dark green light, and Davitz is in the
background behind a beaded curtain. It's
a really sexy scene on screen, but very
difficult to vidcap. Here's a few frames,
anyway. I mentioned Branagh earlier. You
would never doubt for a second that he is
American, but Savannah drifts in and out
of his accent. In the party scene he
pronounces the word "years"
with a rolling Irish-American
"r", and it rings false as a
Savannah pronunciation. But, what the
hell, the guy is an uncanny talent. When
you consider the context, the completely
unconvincing American accents from such
great talents as Daniel Day-Lewis and
Olivier, and this guy only missed a
couple words, I guess I'm being a little
picky.
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Embeth
Davitz, Gingerbread Man #2. Not a bad
flick, by the way.
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Embeth
Davitz, Gingerbread Man #3.
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Speaking of
the mastering of accents, Costner
attempted Shakespeare in "The
Postman". This time, he's supposed
to be bad. The character is the world's
worst traveling actor. You might call it
the role Costner was born to play. Must
be the worst Shakespeare ever filmed.
Only two possibilities to top it. 1)
William Shatner performed at Stratford,
Ontario in his youth. Maybe there are
films of these plays. 2) Possibly Tim
Curry has tried Shakespeare at some time
in his career. Well, enough of that.
Here's Olivia Williams, looking stunning,
from The Postman
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Olivia
Williams, The Postman. This puppy isn't
as god-awful as the critics said, but did
he have to make it 177 minutes long? Have
your fast-forward handy.
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It's a Jenny
Wright-a-thon. Here she is as a young
woman in a pretty good movie, The World
According to Garp.
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Jenny Wright.
This time as a grown-up in "The
Lawnmower Man". I looked at the DVD
of this film. Although the film is pretty
lame, for some reason I really enjoyed
the 10 or so scenes they cut out of the
movie. Strange, eh?.
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Jenny Wright.
"The Lawnmower Man"
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Jenny Wright.
"The Lawnmower Man"
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Theresa
Russell, "Whore". The less said
of this movie, the better. Poor Miss
Russell is normally a good and
intelligent performer, and she must have
taken this role without reading the
script. Includes every cliche in the
book. Directed by Ken Russell. Normally I
can tolerate Ken Russell films because
even though they usually stink, 1) They
are fast paced with no long set pieces.
He virtually invented the MTV fast-cut
style. 2) There's always plenty of nudity
and depravity. This movie is not that
fast paced, not that depraved, and
doesn't have nearly enough nudity, so I'd
skip it if I were you, unless you're just
a die-hard fan of Huggy Bear, who has a
prominent role.
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Theresa
Russell, "Whore"
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Saturday's |
From
Graphic Response
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I have to
agree with Scoop Sr on this one. Ellen
Barkin may not be the absolute, best
looking woman on screen, but if you had
to choose the sexiest...she's definitely
be on top of that list! Here are some
great new collages from one of her
hottest roles, from the movie
"Siesta".
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Ellen Barkin
from "Siesta" #2.
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From
Carrot Scan
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Madonna,
naked. What a shocker. However, because
of American heroes like Jesse Helmes,
many of us never got to see the Sex book.
So I now feel it is my duty to show as
many scans as possible! Here's a full
frontal of Madonna eating a slice of
pizza.
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Madonna,
flashing the neighbors. This kind of
thing actually happens all the time in
New York City. Although usually it's
something you don't want to see!
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Finally,
Madonna taking a nice leisurely bike ride
in the buff.
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Fun House
Variety
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Sorry gang,
all I know about these 'caps is that her
name is Alexandra Stewart, and she's
French Canadian.
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Since I
joined Scoop Sr in the Fun House, I don't
think we've ever shown 'caps from this
movie. Maybe because it's one of HBO's
most frequently aired movies, and we've
seen all of the goodies! Anyway, from the
80's classic "My Tutor", here's
the tutor, Caren Kaye. If you're
wondering what ever happened to her...she
later went on to do such greats as
"Satan's Princess", and
"Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings".
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From Trapper,
a salute to 60's, busty, B-movie actress,
Marie Devereux.
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From Don Bun,
vidcaps of Laura Gemser from
"Women's Penitentiary 4", AKA
"Emmanuelle in Hell", AKA
"Emmanuelle Reports from a Women's
Prison".
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Sean Young.
Vidcaps from "A Kiss Before
Dying". Everyone knows that Sean is
a bit of a looney. But I want to see her
capitalize on that more! I'd like to see
Ms. Young team up with Eric Roberts,
Christopher Walken, Rutger Hauer, and
maybe even John Lithgow in a really,
really messed up psycho-movie! I can't
even begin to think of a plot that could
handle all of them at once. My first
thought is maybe a movie about Hitler's
Henchmen. Or possibly a Bond film! Walken
was the only good thing about "A
View to A Kill"! so why not bring
him back! Who cares if he died in the
movie! If Shatner can come back from the
dead several times, than Walken can do it
at least once!
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Next, here
are more German vidcaps. This time we
have some lesbian lovin' to show! Here's
Chantal de Freylas and Kati Stüdemann
from the movie "Alles wird
gut".
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From Johnny
Web, the original, non-silicone enhanced
Emmanuelle, Sylvia Kristel. Vidcaps from
another 80's classic, "Private
Lessons". This classic also stared
one of my childhood heroes, "Dr.
Johnny Fever", Howard Hessman!
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From Mac
Hero, more excellent vidcaps from German
TV. Here's Aglaia Szyszkowitz from
"Busenfreunde 2 - Alles wird
gut!". If you can't pronounce it,
that 's OK, just click.
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More
Euro-Scoopy fun with Mac Hero! Next we
have Jasmin Tabatabai. Vidcaps from
"Die Putzfraueninsel".
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One more of
Jasmin Tabatabai, by Mac Hero. This time
from the movie "Die Mediocren".
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