• * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


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8 Million Ways to Die



Alexandra Paul

This week: the films of 2004-2005

The Assassination of Richard Nixon

The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004) has a brief bit of breast on show by an unknown dancer.

The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club

Sally Kellerman shows some ageing breasts in The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club (2005), although not the best quality.

Ashley Blackwell

 and Janice Hamilton show a bit of sex appeal.

Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason

No nudity in Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason (2004), just some Renée Zellweger cleavage.

Cool Money

Cool Money (2005) shows Emily Hampshire topless

and pokies by Stefanie von Pfetten.

Fantastic Four

Fantastic Four (2005) has no nudity but Jessica Alba is in her underwear.


No nudity in Lovewrecked (2005) but Amanda Bynes

and Jamie Lynn Sigler are in bikinis.

The Matador

The Matador (2005) has a number of breasts and cleavage on display. The women are:

Azucena Medina

Claudia Lobo

Hanny Saenz

Portia Dawson

A couple not identified

Match Point

Match Point (2005) has no nudity but Emily Mortimer

and Scarlett Johansson look good.


Summer Glau shows a bit of cleavage in Serenity (2005).

Shortcut to Happiness

No nudity in Shortcut to Happiness aka The Devil and Daniel Webster (2004).

Jennifer Love Hewitt

and Kim Cattrall show a bit of cleavage.

Single White Female 2 - The Psycho

Single White Female 2 (2005) is not a patch on the original and the only nudity is by a couple of unidentified women.

Allison Lange,

Brooke Burns

and Kristen Miller are in their underwear.

Stage Beauty

Claire Danes shows a bit of nipple in Stage Beauty (2004)

and Zoe Tapper shows a bit of arse.

Stone Cold

No nudity in Stone Cold aka Jesse Stone - Stone Cold (2005) but Jane Adams,

Mimi Rogers

and Polly Shannon look good.

The Wedding Date

Amy Adams shows some pokies in The Wedding Date (2005)

and Debra Messing shows plenty of cleavage.

Zombie Planet

An unidentified zombie is topless in Zombie Planet (2004).

TV/Film Clips

Lindsay Lohan in the immortal screen classic, The Canyons, (2013) in 1080p

Tenille Houston, also in The Canyons

Gaby Hoffmann in Crystal Fairy (2013).
Another crappy film, but also another great nude performance in 1080p.

Elena Anaya in Pense que iba a haber fiesta (2013)

Kotone Amaniya in Red Nights (2009)

Frederique Bel, also in Red Nights

Carole Brana, also in Red Nights

Shannon Tweed in Forbidden Sins (1999)
This came toward the end of her nude career, when she was already in her forties with two kids.

Jana Svandova and Zuzana Sulajova in Zahrada (1995)

Charlotte Rampling in La Chair de l'orchidee (1975) in 720p

Jeanne Colletin in Emmanuelle (1974). We're nearing the end of these 1080hd clips.


Stacey Martin in Nymphomaniac (2013)

Lady Gaga, naked yet again

Sigourney Weaver from the special features on the Alien disc.