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8 Million Ways to Die

1986

1920x1080

Alexandra Paul













This week: the films of 2004-2005


The Assassination of Richard Nixon


The Assassination of Richard Nixon (2004) has a brief bit of breast on show by an unknown dancer.






The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club


Sally Kellerman shows some ageing breasts in The Boynton Beach Bereavement Club (2005), although not the best quality.



Ashley Blackwell



 and Janice Hamilton show a bit of sex appeal.






Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason


No nudity in Bridget Jones - The Edge of Reason (2004), just some Renée Zellweger cleavage.








Cool Money


Cool Money (2005) shows Emily Hampshire topless



and pokies by Stefanie von Pfetten.









Fantastic Four


Fantastic Four (2005) has no nudity but Jessica Alba is in her underwear.








Lovewrecked


No nudity in Lovewrecked (2005) but Amanda Bynes



and Jamie Lynn Sigler are in bikinis.






The Matador


The Matador (2005) has a number of breasts and cleavage on display. The women are:

Azucena Medina




Claudia Lobo




Hanny Saenz




Portia Dawson




A couple not identified






Match Point


Match Point (2005) has no nudity but Emily Mortimer



and Scarlett Johansson look good.








Serenity


Summer Glau shows a bit of cleavage in Serenity (2005).






Shortcut to Happiness


No nudity in Shortcut to Happiness aka The Devil and Daniel Webster (2004).

Jennifer Love Hewitt



and Kim Cattrall show a bit of cleavage.






Single White Female 2 - The Psycho


Single White Female 2 (2005) is not a patch on the original and the only nudity is by a couple of unidentified women.



Allison Lange,



Brooke Burns



and Kristen Miller are in their underwear.






Stage Beauty


Claire Danes shows a bit of nipple in Stage Beauty (2004)



and Zoe Tapper shows a bit of arse.






Stone Cold


No nudity in Stone Cold aka Jesse Stone - Stone Cold (2005) but Jane Adams,



Mimi Rogers



and Polly Shannon look good.






The Wedding Date


Amy Adams shows some pokies in The Wedding Date (2005)



and Debra Messing shows plenty of cleavage.






Zombie Planet


An unidentified zombie is topless in Zombie Planet (2004).















TV/Film Clips

Lindsay Lohan in the immortal screen classic, The Canyons, (2013) in 1080p



Tenille Houston, also in The Canyons



Gaby Hoffmann in Crystal Fairy (2013).
Another crappy film, but also another great nude performance in 1080p.



Elena Anaya in Pense que iba a haber fiesta (2013)



Kotone Amaniya in Red Nights (2009)



Frederique Bel, also in Red Nights



Carole Brana, also in Red Nights



Shannon Tweed in Forbidden Sins (1999)
This came toward the end of her nude career, when she was already in her forties with two kids.



Jana Svandova and Zuzana Sulajova in Zahrada (1995)



Charlotte Rampling in La Chair de l'orchidee (1975) in 720p



Jeanne Colletin in Emmanuelle (1974). We're nearing the end of these 1080hd clips.


Pics/Collages

Stacey Martin in Nymphomaniac (2013)



Lady Gaga, naked yet again



Sigourney Weaver from the special features on the Alien disc.