Sunday

Top Things heard either in Madonna's Apartment or at Thanksgiving Dinner

"Whew, you really know how to lay out a spread"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

	Aesthete's group today is Julie Delpy in "An American Werewolf in Paris". Lemme think. The werewolf one is the one without Gene Kelly, isn't it?
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One Fish, Two Fish

Today's Page Three babe, named Nikki. Yesterday's was Sam, if you're keeping score at home.

Mongoose commentary in white. Scoopy comments in mint green

"Caged Heat"

This is THE classic Women in Prison film, Caged Heat from 1974. Certainly not the first WIP and maybe not the best but definitely one of the milestone films of the genre. Erica Gavin plays a dumb chick who gets arrested for her small part in an attempted bank robbery. Now she's being checked into prison and the prison doctor has to check the orifices for contraband. You can tell this is a doctor and not just some slimebag minimum-wage prison orderly because he's smoking a pipe. In low budget films, the actors don't have the ability to reach down and find the ways that Med School would make a man different from spending those same seven years chewing tobacco and shooting squirrels. They could show that he's an educated man by having him use some big words, but the writers of these movies don't actually know any big words. Therefore, they reach for the key symbol. A slimebag orderly would not smoke a pipe. Pipes are smoked by sophisticated guys like Basil Rathbone and George Sanders. Ergo, this must be a man of great education.

Brinke Stevens may be top Scream Queen of all time but when it comes to the Queen of ALL the B Movies it has to be, in my humble opinion, Cheryl "Rainbeaux" Smith. Rainbeaux's masterpiece was the fantastic sexploitation musical Cinderella. Here she is sleeping in her cell dreaming about being groped by a prison guard, then killing him with a big butcher knife.

Rainbeaux, Erica and Juanita Brown standing topless in line to get into the shower. Juanita's not in the first frame.

Rainbeaux taking a shower. Kind of dark caps.

Rainbeaux full frontal nude locked up in solitary confinement. Really dark caps...sorry. Maybe it'll come out on DVD some day.

This would be Lynda Gold as "Crazy Alice.". You can take the gal out of the prison but you can't take the prison out of the gal...even after escaping from jail, these ladies still have an irresistible compulsion to bathe together. Lucky for us!

Every WIP worth it's salt has to have a prisoner who is abused by the prison doctor. It's an unwritten rule. In Caged Heat the unfortunate victim is Roberta Collins. Roberta's agreed to participate in some medical experiments. This experiment turned out to include being drugged then molested while in a stupor.

A few today from FR. He continues his beautiful collages of Sherilyn Fenn's nude scenes in "Two Moon Junction". Excellent material, excellent presentation. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5)

Hugo presents three from "Chaplin"

Milla

Moira Kelly

Diane Lane

Members' bonuses

Lisa Boyle, "I Like to Play Games"

It is my argument that "I Like to Play Games" is a good movie, possibly the best of its genre. Why? Well, it's a soft-core sex film, and as such it delivers about 100% to the audience. It has beautiful people having sex in good light in many different situations. The photography is clear, and they show as much as they can possibly get away with and still avoid an NC-17 rating. It has a dopey plot line, but it is enough to make the sex scenes occur plausibly in context, not like those "I've come to repair your washing machine" movies, or those even dumber ones where the guys keep their pants on during sex.

I've sat through enough of these turkeys where the women were ugly, the men were flabby, the scenes were too dark, the actors spoke their lines like fourth graders reading out of a book, and they couldn't keep the camera in the right place. This one is slick. It ain't "On the Frigging Waterfront", but it does what it is supposed to do. One and a half stars as a movie, but three and a half stars in its genre,and I only took off a half because Boyle has plastic titties.

Members' bonuses

A few today from The Roc presents five of Linnea Quigley in "Fairy Tales". Linnea was only 20 when she played "Sleeping Beauty", still had a little baby fat, and this may have been her first screen appearance. (It's the first one listed in the IMDb) (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5)