Live Once, Die Twice

Thanks to Spaz, we have identified on the stripper in this film. As you regular readers know, Spaz is the master of all things Canadian. Living in his ice palace, surrounded by lumberjack guards, he remains ever-vigilant for nudity from Canadian celebrities and semi-celebrities. Although he is in deep mourning over last week's loss of Canada's beloved Robert Goulet, he was still able to use his super-secret Canadian-seeking vision to make the ID here.

Or maybe he just looked at IMDb where it says "Patricia Stasiak ... stripper." Hmm. Maybe I should have noticed that, eh?

Here is the film clip of Patricia Stasiak, with one sample capture below.



One more from the weekly cable round-up. An ever-so-brief bit of bum from Mary-Louise Parker in season 3, episode 13. (Monday's new episode.

Film clip here, sample below.


* Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

* White asterisk: expanded format.

* Blue asterisk: not mine.

No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.








The Sopranos Season 5, part 2


The Sopranos Season 5, Episodes 7 through 13.

The Sopranos Season 5, Episodes 7 through 13. (2004) Tony and Carmela get back together, Meadow gets engaged, Adriana decides to try and get Christopher to cooperate with the feds and must be eliminated, Tony B does some hits for the New York mob, and Tony S has to whack him, Janice puts her marriage in danger fighting another soccer mom, and the body count in the New York family war mounts. Tony is being remarkably honest with Dr. Malfi. Junior is still showing signs of Alzheimer's and is still under house arrest.

I thought the first half of season 5 was stronger than the second, and there was no real hook in the ending this time. There was a lengthy dream sequence, where Tony supposedly figured out how to handle his problems, which I found boring. Many of the plot developments were telegraphed several episodes before they took place. The key cast members remained as capable as ever, however.

Leslie Bega and Bethany Pagliolo show breasts, as do strippers at the Bada Bing. One of the strippers from last night has been identified as porn star Gina Lynn.


Leslie Bega


Bethany Pagliolo


Gina Lynn


Other Strippers









Ghost in a Teeny Bikini

Call it horror, comedy, or softcore, but definitely call it fun with lots of nudity

Christine Nguyen starts out as a "Babe in Bondage" and moves on to reveal all.

Michelle Lay with some full frontal getting it on.

Christine Nguyen & Nicole Sheridan have a very erotic lesbo encounter.

More of Nicole Sheridan's breasts.

Rebecca Love shows off the Robo-Hooters and some full frontal.

More boobage from Syren.






Notes and collages

The Terminator

Linda Hamilton


I collaged Ms. Hamilton's topless scene eight months ago, so these pokie collages start with number 4 in the series.






Daphne Zuniga amazed me with a bit of nudity in last week's Nip/Tuck. It is her first nudity in 18 years!

Here's her previous appearance, also a rear view.

More pics - nice HQ ones - of Rose McGowan at the 1998 MTV awards. Rose is all toned and elegant now, but there was something to be said for her curvy old punk self.

  • A VHS-quality film clip compilation of Fabiana Udenio in Diplomatic Immunity, which has never made it to DVD. It should, if only for us. It is a lousy movie, but Fabiana is hot as a pistol!

  • Some film clip action of Drew Barrymore in Doppelganger. We've seen this action before, but it's just a nudity classic, so new versions are not unwelcome.








Hostel, part II

Scoop's note: The collages are labeled incorrectly. Heather is the one being drained of blood after having been hanged upside down from the ceiling. Monika is the one in the tub, bathing in Heather's blood.

I have to admit I'm ashamed to have known that.

They are labeled correctly below, but not on the actual collages.


Monika Malacova



Heather Matarazzo



both women







The Comedy Wire

Comments in yellow...

WINK News reports that the sheriff in Collier County, Florida, sent around a confidential memo warning that he'd received a note from a concerned parent whose son had heard about a new way to get high that originated in Africa.  Called "Jenkem," it's allegedly made by taking urine and feces, fermenting it for a few hours in a jar in the sun, and using a balloon to collect the gas it emits, which is then huffed.  Police have no evidence that any kids have actually used this drug, but the father was concerned that his son might be curious to try it. 

*  Well, who WOULDN'T be? 

*  If your kid wants to sniff this, he's already so brain-damaged, you might as well let him.

The Catholic League is urging Christians to boycott Nicole Kidman's Christmas family film, "The Golden Compass," because it might encourage kids to seek out the original book by atheist author Philip Pullman, which they say promotes atheism.

* Is it really necessary to urge people not to see a Nicole Kidman movie?

* They have a point: every time I see a Nicole Kidman movie, it makes me think, "There is no God." 


On this day in 1965, the Pillsbury Doughboy made his commercial debut.  A 1997
survey by "Blender" magazine found that 75 percent of Americans think he's a virgin and will always remain one.

*  All that yeast, and he's never risen.

*  He's pasty white, doughy and a middle-aged virgin ... He's the Michael Jackson of bakery products.