Bloodmoon (1989) is an Australian teen slasher taking place in a Catholic girls school. Someone is strangling girls, and eventually boys, with barbed wire. Being set in a live in dorm type of school, it doesn't take long to start showing young breasts, and the nearby proximity of a boys school accomplishes the rest. This would be pretty much a by the numbers slasher, no better nor worse than others of its ilk, except for two strategic errors. First, they reveal the killers identity about half way through the film. Second, they don't reveal the fact that deaths are occurring to potential victims. Thus, you have no suspense, and no fear in the student body.

Breasts from Karen Miers, Samantha Rittson and Suzie MacKenzie, and breasts and buns from Christine Amor. IMdb readers have it at 4.0 of 10. Reviewers see it as on ok genre effort that gets a tad tedious in the third act. That is my take as well. C-.

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  • Christine Amor (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
  • Karen Miers (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22)
  • Samantha Rittson (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Suzie MacKenzie (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Celebrity Sleuth #34 and #35:

    Catching up with the Sleuth.

    Issue 34 is based on my favorite of Sleuth's recurring themes: "the first time ever." Here are the rarities.

    • Victoria Abril (1, 2, 3) - the first picture comes from her first modeling session in August of 1977, aged 18. The other two are from another modeling session the same year. As you can see, she used to be much more modest than she is now. Now it seems that she is always completely naked in public with an all-over tan on a nude beach somewhere, and she is still getting naked in films as well, although she's now in her 40s.

    • Sofia Coppola (1, 2) - these were taken in a 1991 modeling session, and prove that a good photographer can make just about anyone look OK. In fact, she actually looks kinda hot here. Unfortunately, no amount of trick photography could undo her famous performance in Godfather 3. The outstanding film critic James Berardinelli once noted that Sofia turned out to be a better director than actor. Talk about damning with faint praise! Not much of a hurdle to clear, was it? She did turn out to be a terrific director, but if she had been as bad as Ed Wood, she still would have outdone her acting!

    • Claudia Schiffer (1, 2)- these are beautiful pictures of Die Schifferin. Sleuth says they were taken in 1989, when the glamorous model was 18. I have seen the first one before many times, but the second one is new to my eyes.

    • Eartha Kitt (1, 2, 3)- some pictures of Catwomen when she was a mere kitten. Eartha was forced to make ends meet in the early 1950s by posing for Scandal Sheets (first two pictures). Sleuth says that the third picture was taken around WW2 time, and was her "first time ever."

    Sleuth's Issue # 35 is based on the "tele-visions" theme.

    • I like this picture of Elisha Cuthbert, although nothing much is showing. The hint of an areola-peek (or maybe it's tit tape) was photographed at the Oscar ceremony in February, 2004.

    • I got excited when I saw that Sleuth had another pic of Cuthbert in a see-through blouse, since we've never seen her boobs before. Unfortunately, I then remembered that I have seen these boobs before, and it was on The Fake Detective's site. The boobs aren't Cuthbert's. It is her face pasted on someone else's body. The Fakemeister debunked this picture in his case #371.


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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.


    Hello-Goodbye (1970): Day 2

    Scoop says: "Frankly, I don't know a goddamned thing about this movie or this actress. IMDb doesn't know a lot either. She appeared in this movie and one episode of Mannix. If nothing else, that means these clips are real rarities! The rest of these words are Shiloh's comments."


    Notes from Shiloh:

    Talk about obscure movies, the Fox Movie Channel shows a lot of them.  Watched a couple scenes in this movie and Michael Crawford couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, plus he's ... um ... not the most masculine guy in the world. Hard to believe he transformed himself to appear in Phantom of the Opera.



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.


    Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS

    WET (1995)   --- Day 2

    Hello Scoopy !
    Today and tomorrow we can see how a fully nude Cynda Williams cons a bathroom salesman into giving her a new bathtub for free in the short film "Wet" (1995). The poor sucker thinks Cynda fancies him and he quickly falls prey to her scheme. You see, he doesn't know he's being videotaped and if he doesn't give her a new tub for free then she'll send the tape to his wife or his boss OR Uncle Scoopy's Fun House...
    That's all for today, please come back tomorrow for the two final clips.
    Yours faithfully,


    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    "A Home at the End of the World" (2004)
    Gay themed movie. Forutunately the key hetero scene is in the first two minutes where former child starlet Asia Vieira almost shows all caught having wild sex. However when she got up and showed her box the guy's admiral should also been standing up to attention.

    • Asia Vieira: butt, gyno-cam, boobs in naughty sex scene.

    "Guilt by Association" (2002) (TV)
    Another pg-rated wimmin-in-prison film. No nudity.

    • Asia Vieira: underwear having sex as the naughty daughter back at home.
    • Karen LeBlanc: obligatory butch lesbian hitting on Rachel McAdams.
    • Tammy Isbell: partial boob in olbliagtory shower scene.
    • unknown: partial boob in shower.

    "Heads" (1993) (TV)
    Black comedy about decapitation starring Ed "Lou Grant" Asner.

    Mutant X: episode Body and Soul
    First episode I saw but my impression is that Victoria Pratt and Lauren Lee Smith change cleavage revealing tops every fifteen minutes

    Cleaning up my hard drive...

    'Caps and comments by Oz:

    "Secrets of the Chambermaid"
    Secrets of the Chambermaid is a typical softcore movie, a plot that allows plenty of gratuitous nudity, and randy actors and actresses. I've seen more explicit caps but there is frontal nudity by most of the actresses. These are Anneliza Scott, Amy Lindsay and Kira Reed. Gladys Jimenez and some unknowns go topless.

    "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"
    Some very nice pokies by Kate Hudson in the predictable romantic comedy How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. All it was missing was Hugh Grant, although I've just read an interview with Hugh and he has 'lost interest in romantic comedies'! A whole genre may disappear.

    • Kate Hudson (1, 2, 3, 4)

    "Infested : Invasion of the Killer Bugs"
    Infested : Invasion of the Killer Bugs is a horror film with intelligent bugs, at least more intelligent than the story writer. The lovely topless nudity comes from Nahanni Johnstone. Former Pink Ranger Amy Jo Johnson is nearly naked and Lisa Ann Hadley has her top off.

    "The Grasshopper"
    The Grasshopper is a 1960s movie set mainly in Las Vegas. The topless nudity comes from some showgirls in their changing room. Jacqueline Bisset, who is the grasshopper, plays a showgirl and shows some side nudity when she enjoys a shower.

    • Jacqueline Bisset (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
    • Unknown Vegas showgirls (1, 2, 3)

    Eva Longoria The "Desperate Housewives" babe looking gorgeous on Conan.

    Maggie Grace A fantastic look at Grace laying out in a bikini and catching some rays from the pilot episode of the new hit series on ABC, "Lost".

    Lavinia Wilson
    (1, 2, 3)

    Señor Skin 'caps of the German actress lifting up her shirt and flashing her breasts in scenes from "Julietta" (2001).