Bloodmoon (1989) is an Australian teen slasher taking place in a Catholic girls school. Someone is strangling girls, and eventually boys, with barbed wire. Being set in a live in dorm type of school, it doesn't take long to start showing young breasts, and the nearby proximity of a boys school accomplishes the rest. This would be pretty much a by the numbers slasher, no better nor worse than others of its ilk, except for two strategic errors. First, they reveal the killers identity about half way through the film. Second, they don't reveal the fact that deaths are occurring to potential victims. Thus, you have no suspense, and no fear in the student body.
Breasts from Karen Miers, Samantha Rittson and Suzie MacKenzie, and breasts and buns from Christine Amor. IMdb readers have it at 4.0 of 10. Reviewers see it as on ok genre effort that gets a tad tedious in the third act. That is my take as well. C-.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Celebrity Sleuth #34 and
Catching up with the Sleuth.
Issue 34 is based on my favorite of Sleuth's recurring themes: "the
first time ever." Here are the rarities.
Victoria Abril (1,
- the first picture comes from her first modeling
session in August of 1977, aged 18. The other two are from another
modeling session the same year. As you can see, she used to be much
more modest than she is now. Now it seems that she is always
completely naked in public with an all-over tan on a nude beach
somewhere, and she is still getting naked in films as well, although
she's now in her 40s.
Sofia Coppola (1,
- these were taken in a 1991 modeling session, and
prove that a good photographer can make just about anyone look OK.
In fact, she actually looks kinda hot here. Unfortunately, no amount
of trick photography could undo her famous performance in Godfather
3. The outstanding film critic James Berardinelli once noted that
Sofia turned out to be a better director than actor. Talk about
damning with faint praise! Not much of a hurdle to clear, was it?
She did turn out to be a terrific director, but if she had been as
bad as Ed Wood, she still would have outdone her acting!
Claudia Schiffer (1,
2)- these are beautiful pictures of Die Schifferin.
Sleuth says they were taken in 1989, when the glamorous model was
18. I have seen the first one before many times, but the second one
is new to my eyes.
Eartha Kitt (1,
3)- some pictures of Catwomen when she was a mere kitten.
Eartha was forced to make ends meet in the early 1950s by posing for
Scandal Sheets (first two pictures). Sleuth says that the third
picture was taken around WW2 time, and was her "first time ever."
Sleuth's Issue # 35 is based on the "tele-visions" theme.
I like this picture of Elisha Cuthbert, although nothing much is
showing. The hint of an areola-peek (or maybe it's tit tape) was
photographed at the Oscar ceremony in February, 2004.
I got excited when I saw that Sleuth had another pic of Cuthbert in
a see-through blouse, since we've never seen her boobs before.
Unfortunately, I then remembered that I have seen these boobs
before, and it was on The Fake Detective's site. The boobs aren't
Cuthbert's. It is her face pasted on someone else's body. The
Fakemeister debunked this picture in his case #371.
"Our waitress uniforms were designed back when 'Harass' was two
Alleged actress Elizabeth Hurley was reportedly infuriated when a
19-year-old DJ begged her to take his virginity.
Kobe accuser wants a lawsuit to get breast implants, her own
recording studio, and a koala.
HBO Ready to Bury 'Six Feet Under'
Tara Reid's tearful plea to the paparazzi
"Scoop. Who is the hot blond in the Sam Adams commercial House of
Beer? The one that speaks w/the tough German accent but looks
sweet as strudel?"
Clooney to direct and star in a film about Joe McCarthy and Edward
R Murrow. It is always difficult to cast someone as a
showbiz legend, because expectations are so high. (Remember Paul
Shenar as Orson Welles? Michael Chiklis as John Belushi?) Murrow
will be played by David Strathairn, which seems to represent
pretty solid casting. (Dan Travanti also did a fine job playing
Murrow some years ago.) Clooney will play Murrow's producer, Fred
- By the way, after I typed that paragraph, I got to wondering
whatever happened to Paul Shenar, who seems to be keeping a low
profile these days. Turns out he died young - aged 53 - in 1989,
of AIDS. shortly after appearing in Luc Besson's The Big Blue.
Fifteen years ago? I guess that explains the low profile.
Two teaser-trailers for Monster-in-Law, the new film
with J-Lo and J-Fo.
JoBlo.com's "Hottie Update"
Arafat returns from the dead after three days. Hey,
that's just what they do in the Middle East. Also, he realized
that the Red Sox victory wasn't enough for him to die happy. He
hasn't seen the Cubs win yet. In a related story, Generalissimo
Franco is no longer dead.
- Tremendously interesting article. In the NEWSWEEK ELECTION
ISSUE: 'How He Did It',
it is reported that Kerry lamented behind-the-scenes: 'I Can't
Believe I'm Losing to This Idiot'". That's only one of
many great yarns.
A great collection of quotes from WKRP in Cincinnati.
first Look - assault on precinct 13. The action in this
new version of "Assault on Precinct 13" ignites in the present
day, in an about-to-be closed police precinct building. During a
snowy New Year's Eve, a most wanted mobster is temporary
incarcerated at the doomed Precinct 13 - and the address receives
renewed, unwanted attention from all sides of the law. As the sun
sets and a long night begins, a motley crew of policemen and
prisoners, reluctantly captained by cop Jake Roenick, must band
together to fight off a rogue gang that wants to extract the crime
lord at any cost.
The Daily Show talks to Senator Chuck Schumer.
Playmate Gallery - Kelly Monaco - April 1997 - Courtesy of
Four free short videos from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Hello-Goodbye (1970): Day
Scoop says: "Frankly, I don't know a goddamned thing
about this movie or this actress. IMDb doesn't know a lot either.
She appeared in this movie and one episode of Mannix. If nothing
else, that means these clips are real rarities! The rest of these
words are Shiloh's comments."
Notes from Shiloh:
Talk about obscure movies, the Fox Movie Channel shows a lot of
them. Watched a couple scenes in this movie and Michael
Crawford couldn't act his way out of a paper bag, plus he's ... um
... not the most masculine guy in the world. Hard to believe he
transformed himself to appear in Phantom of the Opera.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
Words, pictures, and vids from
WET (1995) --- Day 2
Hello Scoopy !
Today and tomorrow we can see how a fully nude Cynda Williams
cons a bathroom salesman into giving her a new bathtub for free
in the short film "Wet" (1995). The poor sucker thinks Cynda
fancies him and he quickly falls prey to her scheme. You see, he
doesn't know he's being videotaped and if he doesn't give her a
new tub for free then she'll send the tape to his wife or his
boss OR Uncle Scoopy's Fun House...
That's all for today, please come back tomorrow for the two
'Caps and comments by Spaz:
"A Home at the End of the World" (2004)
Gay themed movie. Forutunately the key hetero scene
is in the first two minutes where former child starlet
Asia Vieira almost shows all caught having wild sex.
However when she got up and showed her box the guy's
admiral should also been standing up to attention.
- Asia Vieira: butt, gyno-cam, boobs in naughty sex scene.
"Guilt by Association" (2002) (TV)
Another pg-rated wimmin-in-prison film. No nudity.
- Asia Vieira: underwear having sex as the naughty daughter back at home.
- Karen LeBlanc: obligatory butch lesbian hitting on Rachel McAdams.
- Tammy Isbell: partial boob in olbliagtory shower scene.
- unknown: partial boob in shower.
"Heads" (1993) (TV)
Black comedy about decapitation starring Ed "Lou Grant" Asner.
Mutant X: episode Body and Soul
First episode I saw but my impression is that
Victoria Pratt and Lauren Lee Smith change
cleavage revealing tops every fifteen minutes
Cleaning up my hard drive...
'Caps and comments by Oz:
"Secrets of the Chambermaid"
Secrets of the Chambermaid is a typical softcore movie, a plot that allows plenty of gratuitous nudity, and randy actors and actresses. I've seen more explicit caps but there is frontal nudity by most of the actresses. These are Anneliza Scott, Amy Lindsay and Kira Reed. Gladys Jimenez and some unknowns go topless.
- Anneliza Scott
- Amy Lindsay
- Kira Reed
- Gladys Jimenez
"How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days"
Some very nice pokies by Kate Hudson in the predictable romantic comedy How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. All it was missing was Hugh Grant, although I've just read an interview with Hugh and he has 'lost interest in romantic comedies'! A whole genre may disappear.
"Infested : Invasion of the Killer Bugs"
Infested : Invasion of the Killer Bugs is a horror film with intelligent bugs, at least more intelligent than the story writer. The lovely topless nudity comes from Nahanni Johnstone. Former Pink Ranger Amy Jo Johnson is nearly naked and Lisa Ann Hadley has her top off.
The Grasshopper is a 1960s movie set mainly in Las Vegas. The topless nudity comes from some showgirls in their changing room. Jacqueline Bisset, who is the grasshopper, plays a showgirl and shows some side nudity when she enjoys a shower.
- Jacqueline Bisset
- Unknown Vegas showgirls
||The "Desperate Housewives" babe looking gorgeous on Conan.
||A fantastic look at Grace laying out in a bikini and catching some rays from the pilot episode of the new hit series on ABC, "Lost".
|Señor Skin 'caps of the German actress lifting up her shirt and flashing her breasts in scenes from "Julietta" (2001).