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Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
  • The following encyclopedia volumes were updated today: Q, U, V, Y, Z. That takes us through the alphabet except for W, which will be up next week.

  • Today's review. The Devil's Advocate. Not a new one, been done a zillion times, but I felt like creating some cool collages, and this was an ideal project. I was pleased with the first three of Nielsen and the first one of Charlize. If you just skip right to the images, here they are.

  • Nielsen (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Charlize Theron (1, 2, 3)
  • Tunie
  • Brainscan
    Comments by Brainscan:
    Peg Entwistle Though a beauty with a seriously nice bod, Peg Entwistle would be old enough to be your grandma... had she not jumped off the Hollywood(land) sign in the 1920's. Seems she appeared in only one movie and would have faded from everyone's memory were it not for the terribly interesting and horribly written Hollywood Babylon. That's where I got the original pic to scan.
    Krista Allen
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    There's a line from the Barbie Girl parody: Both her boobs are plastic, isn't that fantastic? Well, no. But when its Krista Allen with the surgical enhancement we are willing to live with it, eh what?
    Fun House Variety
    Asia Argento A great full frontal of Asia holding her boobs, but not hiding them! Thanks to IT!
    Alicia Witt Alica almost popping out of her top from the American Award Awards (or something).
    (1, 2, 3)
    New stuff from Scanman:
    First up: Bianca from the Dutch version of Big Brother 2000.
    #1 is a brief topless peek
    #2 is a thong view
    #3 has Bianca "enjoying herself" in the tub
    Lila Baumann
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    Next from Scanman...a complete mystery! The actress is ID'd, and credited to something called "The Diary". All feature great topless exposure, and most feature frontal views as well. #1 even has a pretty decent gyno-perspective. So is this a softcore Skinemax special? Whatever it is, and whoever Lila is, she looks great, and has a fantastic, all natural body.
    Tabatha Cash
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
    More of the French former porn star turned model.

    Here's the nudity breakdown:
    #1 Color full frontal
    #2 Excellent posterior view
    #3 Semi-fetish gear with exposed breasts
    #4 B&W bondage gear, all tied up with nipple exposure
    #5 Great close up of the latex, chains, and nipples
    #6 Full frontal B&W
    #7 Beautiful topless pose
    #8 From her hardcore days...Post boob job, and saying hi to Mr. Happy.
    #9 Another hardcore photo...Pre-boob job, doing two guys, and wearing blue jeans (first time I've ever seen jeans in porn, and I consider myself to be a experienced pro!)

    Nell McAndrew
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    The former Tomb Raider babe in all her glory. The pick of the litter is probably number 4. Her hair style is far from the "just add flannel, ultra-dyk, mega-lesbian" buzz cut that you see in a #1 and #3, plus there is also just a hint of her more southernly buzz cut.
    Helena Christensen
    (1, 2, 3)
    Helena looking amazing as always in these ads for some spandex undies. Thanks to Blackshine.
    Carolina Gynning
    (1, 2, 3)
    As far as I know, she's just another hot model from Cafe magazine.

    Here's the breakdown:
    #1 Hot blonde in leather shorts showing off big boobs (Some folks call that heaven)
    #2 Hot blonde in see-thru top (with nipples in plain view) showing off mile long legs
    #3 Hot blonde in leather shorts only showing off part of her big boobs (some folks call that a crime).

    Penélope Cruz
    (1, 2)
    More topless vidcaps of the beautiful Spanish actress. This time form the movie "Abre los ojos".
    Heidi Klum
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
    I'm pretty sure all of these except #6 have been seen in the Fun House before, but what the's Heidi. Even though she may not be flavor of the month in the supermodel world, she's still a mega-babe.

    Here's what we have today:
    #1 Butt cleavage
    #2 See-thru top with nipples showing
    #3 See-thru out fit with excelelnt side breast exposure (sorry, no nips) #4 Heidi mounting some dude (lucky bastard) #5 All white, and all wet swim suit with see-thru nipple sightings. #6 Cover of Novemner, 2000 issue of British GQ wearing skimpy lingerie

    Sara Suzanne Brown
    (1, 2)
    Late night blonde bim who has shed her clothes in classics like "The Bikini Carwash Company", "The Bikini Carwash Company II", "Secret Games 2: The Escort", and "Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000". These topless and frontal images feature Sara in her last credited movie, 1995's "Lover's Leap".
    Kate Hodge Excellent breast exposure from the 1993 movie "Desire". Kate is currently starring in the super lame "Level 9". An internet cop show on UPN. If her track record is any indication, it should be cancelled with a few weeks.

    Looks like she's becoming a female version Robert Urich. According to her filmography, since 1990 she's ben in 5 cancelled tv series: "She-Wolf of London", "Silk Stalkings", "The George Wendt Show", "The Louie Show, and "Working". I think Bob's total is around 13 or 14.

    Mar Flores Paparazzi pics of the Spanish actress caught topless.
    Paloma Marin More topless at the beach paparazzi stuff.
    Alexandra Neldel Gettin' it on in 'caps from the German movie "Das Miststück", by Megabit

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