True Blood

Episode 9

The southern gothic vampires are at it again. It's getting very close to 80s-style softcore. I like it.

Here's a film clip of Lizzy Caplan and her guy. Samples below. (The samples don't do it justice. Watch the clip.)


  • * Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe).

  • * White asterisk: expanded format.

  • * Blue asterisk: not mine.

  • No asterisk: it probably sucks.


Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.







My Name is Tanino


If you want to watch the DVD of this Italian romantic comedy, be prepared to speak or read Italian, because there doesn't appear to be an English language or even English subtitled version still in print. I believe at one time, though, there was.

Clueless young Tanino meets a beautiful American tourist (Rachel McAdams) when she vacations in his hometown one summer. Totally smitten, he follows her to America, dumbly thinking she'll still be interested in him when she returns home.

Needless to say, Tanino's arrival in America doesn't go anything like he had dreamed. A cute comedy with some nice if brief nudity by Rachel.

Rachel McAdams






Notes and collages

"Two and a Half Men"


Alicia Witt

Part 2 of 2









Swedish Nympho Slaves


Today we have a rather obscure Jesus Franco flick in which  he also plated a role, "Swedish Nympho Slaves," aka "Die Sklavinnen" features Lina Romay, who was just so hot back then, doing a little "Babe in Bondage" routine as she exposes all of her body for us. She's tied up naked in a bathtub  and has her tit tortured with a cigarette. Caps and two clips.













Scoop's note: Aesthete has taken on what may be the most ambitious project ever: to make film clips of all the nudity in Castaway -  almost the entire movie. Here's a zip of the 22 film clips. Needless to say, it is a mammoth download (more than 300 meg). Samples below.








This section will present Defoe's film clips to accompany Charlie's collages, which are found on his own site.

Today's show is brought to you by the letter J:

Johara Farley in Connemara

Julie Judd in La Maison

Julie Marboeuf in Grand Guignol








Cheerleader Academy

Seems for a while in the late 80's you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting some video or another with Candie Evans in it. Most of it was hardcore stuff but every once in a while she would show up in something quasi-semi-legit as Jean Poremba. Anyway, she had a butter face and a killer bod - even after she went in for some after-market add-ons.

These columns will feature Candie in the softer parts of a bunch of hardcore movies, courtesy of The Gimp.

Candie Evans film clip from Cheerleader Academy









Elizabeth Banks in outtakes from an Italian GQ layout

No nudity, but it males no difference at all. Very hot.

Michelle Trachtenberg in Esquire UK (no nudity)



Film Clips

Flora Martinez in Tuya Siempre

Suzan Anbeh in Ich liebe den Mann meiner besten Freundin

Molly Parker in Kiss'd

Marta Larralde and Celia Freijeiro in Dias Azules