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Updates:
- Charlie's French Cinema Nudity site is updated
Third party videos:
Multiple zipped .avis of
Theresa Russell in Eureka, a very odd
movie. (Movie
House Review). I wrote: "It
is a great movie, and it is a poor movie.
Above all, it is a film which always tries
to soar into stratospheric heights,
sometimes finding an air current and
floating majestically through the clouds for
we earthbound to admire, and sometimes
crashing clumsily and painfully to earth. If
you study films, you must see it, if only
for what it hoped to be and might have been,
if not for what it actually is."
OTHER CRAP:
The trailer for En Soap, a Danish drama
- "32-year-old Charlotte (Trine Dryholm) could
have it all, but she doesnt want any of it. When
she moves away from her boyfriend, she happens
to become the upstairs neighbor of the
transsexual Veronica (David Dencik). Veronica
prefers to keep to herself with her little dog
and a romantic soap show on TV, while Charlotte
gets through the nights with one-night stands."
Four clips from Come Early Morning, the Ashley
Judd film directed by Joey Lauren Adams
Eight clips from Fast Food Nation
Four clips from Stranger Than Fiction
- This is the movie where Will Ferrell finds
out he is a fictional character whose creator is
about to knock him off.
Jerry Seinfeld's crazy trailer for the Bee Movie
(Contrary to what's implied here, it's animated,
NOT a live action movie.)
Here is the trailer for Evan Almighty, Steve
Carrell's sequel to the popular Jim Carrey comedy.
The official site for 300, the movie. (Some
very impressive stuff in there.)
"Italian actress Sophia Loren, 71, has become the
oldest woman to pose for the celebrated Pirelli
calendar."
Very entertaining: the Borat entry at Wikipedia
Colbert profiles a district - the one which
includes Beverly Hills! (Colbert's interview
is hilarious. The guy running for office is
totally clueless.)
Colbert weighs in on John Kerry's botched joke
Colbert's Word for the day: "rip-off." This is a
comment on the removal of his clips from You Tube
One more report from our "ooga chukka"
department:
Hasselhoff also confirmed for Vegas musical.
- He will play the flaming gay director Roger
DeBris in The Producers.
And the good times, when we're all alone:
Hasselhoff To Star In Australian Musical Based On
His Life
- Es tut mir leid, but I got this news to you
Germans too late. Airline tickets from Frankfurt
to Sydney are already sold out during that
period. Maybe you can take a train to the UK and
fly out of Heathrow.
This picture of Donald Duck and Xtina is a fake,
but it's certainly an entertaining one
Idolator's Guide To Completely Not Safe For Work
Album Art
Another collection of Nude Album Art (Very
raunchy, not at all safe for work)
At last, a list worth looking at:
556 nude and raunchy album covers
Howstuffworks: "How does an Etch-a-Sketch work?"
Ask the Philosophers
- The leading philosphers of our time tackle
the unanswerable questions, like why innocent
children have to suffer and why they cast Ethan
Hawke as Hamlet in a Fargo hat.
McDonald's USA - Nutrition Facts for Popular Menu
Items
Funny stuff:
Crocodile Hunter Meets His Match in Ross the
Intern
The Hubble Deep Field: The Most Important Image
Ever Taken. And the most humbling.
Schwarzenegger Has 16-Point Lead Over Harold Ramis
At last, the key to bring our kids back to
reading:
K-Fed To Write Autobiography. Surely he can't
fit all of his achievements into one volume, can
he?
Saturday Night Live faces life after Tina Fey
The Wachowski brothers will make a live action
Speed Racer film.
According to this site, there are seven people in
the USA with the same first and last name as mine.
7 of 10 Americans Already Convinced Hillary
Clinton is Running for President
The Daily Show for Wednesday night, November 1
Part 1 ...
Part 2 ...
Part 3 ...
Part 4
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Movie Reviews:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format.
Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks.
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Infested (2002)
Infested (2002) is the Big Chill with nature run amok, as killer bugs
invade a funeral gathering of obnoxious and self-absorbed 80s college friends.
The first third of the film is spent showing how shallow and thoroughly
obnoxious the people are. Then the bugs take over.
By then, I was ready to root for the insects.
The same basic scenario is played out time after time. Someone opens his
big mouth, and 5 million CGI bugs fly into it. Once a human has been bugged,
he becomes part of the infection.
Nahanni Johnstone shows breasts getting out of the water. This was her last
film to date. She is not the only one. Other cast members who have not made
another film is the following four years are Lisa Ann Hadley, Daniel Jenkins,
Robert Duncan McNeill, David Packer and Tuc Watkins. Josh Olson has not
directed since, nor has Charles Block produced.
IMDb readers say 2.8. If you can find anyone who liked this film, be very
worried.
This is a D-, due in large part to poorly executed and way over-used CGI
effects.
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Today is another "Hankster Light" "Grab Bag".
First we a short clip (zipped
.wmv) of a well-endowed Nahanni Johnstone topless coming out of the water in
Infested.
Here are some sample caps from the scene:
 
Then the Time Machine goes back to 1995 and a visit with "Mallrats".
First up some tittie exposure from Joey Lauren Adams.
 
Then some more breast exposure from the venerable Priscilla Barnes. It seems
she has an extra nipple.
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Dann reports on Small Gauge Trauma:
Small Gauge Trauma is a collection of shorts from the Fantasia
Film Festival. It features 13 award-winning shorts from 8 countries, all
horror flicks.
Sister Lulu tells of the hardships of a novice nun, and
"hardships" is putting it mildly.
I'll See You in my Dreams, from Portugal, is a zombie story
with a surprise ending.
Love from Mother Only is a voodoo tale of betrayal from
Brazil.
Tea Break is the story of a factory worker, and what a story.
This one is guaranteed to creep you out.
While I didn't love every one of the 13 stories, this is a good
collection that's a must for fans of horror and/or fans of the totally
weird.
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| Siwan Morris |
Debora Muniz |
Sao Jose
Correia |
Adele Proctor |
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Notes and collages
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Monique Gabrielle in Bachelor Party |
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..when I told my friend Sean that I had done a collage from "Bachelor Party"
he asked if it was "that girl in the bedroom?'
uh, no, that's Monique Gabrielle who also looks incredible in "Chained
Heat..."
...so this bedroom seduction scene from "Bachelor Party" is for my buddy (and
all the rest of you of course.)
A funny scene about the angst of fidelity.
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Monique Gabrielle in Chained Heat |
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...and since I brought up "Chained
Heat" in my collage of Monique in "Bachelor Party," here is that scene where she
bathes with the voyeuristic warden.
The caps are blurry from VHS so squint your eyes: her hourglass figure is
staggering. Note that waist...wow...
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Tatum O'Neill in Circle of Two |
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... the ol' hiding behind a chair trick ...
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Pat's comments in yellow...
Americans have very short memories: shortly after $3+ gas prices fell in
early autumn, sales of big pickups and SUVs skyrocketed while sales of
fuel-efficient cars remained stagnant. For instance, sales of huge Chevy Tahoes
and Cadillac Escalades were double and triple, respectively, what they were a
year ago. Sociologists said it shows that American car buyers aren't thinking
longterm, they're just falling back into old habits, like overeating or watching
too much TV.
* The good news is, once gas goes back up after the
election, they won't
be able to afford to overeat.
Police in Osaka, Japan, are looking for a young man who ate a bowl of ramen
noodles and some fried chicken at a noodle bar, then pulled a knife on the
waitress and demanded all the money. She handed over 46,000 yen ($393 US). But
then, she demanded that he pay for his meal. He handed back 1,000 yen. The
bill was 900 yen, so he waited for his 100 yen change, then ran away.
* Wait a second...If she gave him all the money, where
did she get the 100
yen change?
After being fired by Paramount, Tom Cruise has found a new home. MGM is
reviving the moribund United Artists studio - founded 85 years ago by silent
film icons Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford, Douglas Fairbanks and D.W. Griffith -
and giving it to Cruise and his company. Cruise will have nearly complete
control over future productions, which means he's basically running his own
movie studio.
* Finally, we'll get to see "Battlefield Earth 2!"
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