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"A View to a Kill" (1985)

A View to a Kill (1985) is the last Roger Moore Bond film, and one of the poorest regarded of the series. Part of the reason was Tanya Roberts who is more decorative than talented, and the villains aren't all that villainous. Great stunt work is the only saving grace in this plot by an industrialist to sink Silicon Valley in a man made earthquake and take over the microchip market. Fiona Fullerton is another high point as a soviet agent, but has far too little screen time.

Pay special attention to Grace Jones image 2. I bet she is showing more than anyone realized.

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  • Dominique Risbourg (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Fiona Fullerton (1, 2, 3)
  • Grace Jones (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Tanya Roberts (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Three reviews today:

    Perdita Durango, a new DVD release in the unrated director's cut. In other words, lots more gratuitous violence and no new flesh. In fact, I think the DVD, because of the widescreen version, has less flesh than the video.

    Midnight Cowboy, one of the legends of film history.

    Oliver Stone's much debated The Doors.

    If you skip the reviews and just get to the pictures, here they are:

  • Jessie Faller, "Perdita Durango"
  • Aimee Graham, "Perdita Durango" (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Rosie Perez, "Perdita Durango" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Vera Miles, "Midnight Cowboy" (1, 2)
  • Jennifer Salt, "Midnight Cowboy"
  • Brenda Vaccaro, "Midnight Cowboy"
  • Kathleen Quinlan, "The Doors" (1, 2)
  • Meg Ryan (1, 2)
  • Updates from Slueth
    Comments regarding the 11/1 edition of the Fun Houses:
    I should just pass along that "Girl #4" from The Adolescents is indeed Susan Player, who later married jazz singer Al Jarreau {still wed, I believe}. And "Girl #2" is Spanish actress Victoria Vera.

    As for the second Kerry from The Hunting, it's Kerry Armstrong--who played sweet Meg, the heroine of the classic cult Australian TV series, Prisoner in Cell Block H. That also starred luscious Peta Toppano as Karen Travers; trivia buffs might know that Peta was Miss Australia of 1970, prompting a certain Mrs. Wilson to name her daughter--born that year--after the reigning beauty us Peta Wilson, the future Femme Nikita. So Nikita wasn't named after the anti-fur group...especially after having seen Mercy !

    Finally, the girl in the two Japanese photos is NOT Claudia's a young Jewel DeNile, the porn star. Nice try, though...

    Johnny Web's Lexa
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Tuna's Lexa
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Boy is my face red (or as my Kentucky Friends used to say...'Well shuck my corn and call me Willy!)
    Yesterday I went on about how I'd like to see more of newcomer Lexa Doig...Within about 8 seconds Scoop reminded me that he and Tuna both had vidcaps of the brunette babe from the Eric Roberts movie "No Alibi".

    I suppose since Roberts does about 800 straight-to movies a year, it's easy to slip through the cracks if you're a semi-nekkid starlett from a Roberts movie. (Actually, according to the IMDb, Roberts was involved in 14 projects for 2000 and 10 for 1999. I guess you have to give him two points for keeping busy.)

    Moving's a second look at the lovely Lexa showing the goods above the waist.

    Here's the link to Scoop's review

    Comments by Brainscan:

    Ciara Hunter
    (1, 2)
    Ciara Hunter. Ah yes, one of two practitioners of the silicone arts who I can stand to look at... a lot. Ciara was Miss Canada and Miss Fitness Canada and Miss Canada Fitness, maybe even Miss Canada Dry, and then she went to Hollywood and contracted the dreaded female condition in which her hair grew suddenly lighter and her boobs suddenly bigger. Happens all the time in that town (the male equivalent, called Shatner's Disease, is the progressive thickening of the hair as the years pass by). Well I like her anyway. And I have watched Bordello of Blood five or six times, partly 'cuz of her and partly 'cuz before he got delusions of grandeur, Dennis Miller was a right funny guy. So when Tuna provided the caps for B of B I was more than happy to edit those puppies and stick them together. Am also sending along my own little effort with the movie with an mpg I pulled off the web: pretty much the same stuff.
    Alessandra Rodrigues
    (1, 2, 3)
    We also have the latest Brazilian babe from the pages of Sexy. Her name is Alessandra Rodrigues, with the same body type and lack of inhibitions we have all come to expect and enjoy from the women of that there country (and no, George, Brazil does not border Thailand... so stop filing these in your Asian Babe folder).
    Dimitra Liani Papandreou
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) are a few scans of the Greek airline hostess, turned presidential mistress and finally presidential wife...Dimitra Liani Papandreou. She bedded and then wedded Greek prez George Papandreou, all the while creating scandal wherever she walked. From these paparazzi pics I would say ol' George was a tit man. But then fifteen years ago I would have said Tom Cruise was one, too; but out went Mimi and in came Nicole, and Tom went from the prince of titmen to the king of assmen.
    Laetitia Casta A gorgeous 1024 wallpaper of the French superbabe.
    Meg Ryan Another desktop image for the fans...Nice head shot, and a hint of pokies.
    PJ Soles One more desktop wallpaper...this time highlighting PJ's role in horror classic "Halloween".
    and ...
    Claudia Black New from Akira...No skin, but artistically speaking, these 'caps from "Pitch Black" are terrific.
    Monica Bellucci More topless scenes from Monica's new movie "Malèna". Thanks to Pentheus.
    Anna-Maria Papaharalambous I'm not familiar with this Greek babe, and the whole snake and apple thing has been done, but believe me, I'm not saying that she isn't tempting! Excellent scan by Pentheus.
    Marianne Walter (a.k.a adult film star, Kelly Nichols) Topless in the tub at the tender age of 19. A nice find from the 1978 movie "The Toolbox Murders."
    Denice Duff Shower scene from the horribly lame "Bloodstone: Subspecies II" featuring topless exposure of course, plus a nice hint of the scenery down south.
    Wendy Lyon Full frontal 'caps from "Prom Night 2".
    Deborah Offner
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
    A whole mess of nudity from an episode of "Women: Stories of Passion". All have topless exposure, and #3-#6 also feature Deb gettin' it on.
    Chloe Jones
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Kelly Havel
    (1, 2)

    Two porn babes by Scanman. Nothing too naughty, just the ladies showing off their parts, both natural and store bought.
    Michelle Bauer
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    The former Pet (1981) going topless in #1, #2, and #4 and showing off the ol' caboose in #3 and #5. Vidcaps from the 1993 Fred Olen Ray tax shelter "Witch Academy". I haven't seen this one myself, but one IMDb user commented that this movie is "Too bad even for USA Up All Night"!
    The Funnies
    Prison VS Work

    IN spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
    AT spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

    IN get three meals a day.
    AT only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

    IN get time off for good behaviour.
    AT get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

    IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

    IN can watch TV and play games.
    AT get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN get your own toilet.
    AT have to share.

    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT cannot even speak to your family and friends.

    IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
    AT get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
    AT spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
    AT WORK...they are called managers.

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