DID YOU KNOW?
That Pirelli keeps a small archive of the famous calendars right on their website, with thumbnails, for no charge?
|Speaking of Rarities:|
|"Dutch born Marushka Detmers in the French classic "First Name: Carmen" This is, I suppose, a love story. It's about a young girl (Detmers) who makes films as a cover to stage robberies and kidnappings. A policeman falls in love with her, after catching her during a bank robbery." (#1, #2, #3, #4)|
|One fish, two fish. From the yellow-finned one to the three-eyed one for Blinky's tour of the catwalks. Today he has Nadja Auermann (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4 , #5 , #6 , #7 , #8), although I really couldn't see much of anything in those Auermann pictures, and Vanessa Greco (#1 , #2). There are two additional pictures of an unknown woman (#1 , #2).|
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|Cristina Martinez. Who? You
punk rockers and alternatypes amongst you will know who
Cristina is. She's been called the "Cindy Crawford
of NYC's Lower East Side." I dunno about that, but I
do know she's probably the hottest chick in punk rock
with a true blue punk rock pedigree. No poseur
here...Cristina played with Pussy Galore, The Honeymoon
Killers and is married to Jon Spencer of the Jon Spencer
Blues Explosion. All of these bands, and Cristina's band
Boss Hog, all share a punk/noise/blues/grunge gutter
sound that you probably won't like if you haven't already
heard any of these bands. But you will like Cristina! This one's from the back of the
"Cold Hands" CD
A couple more pics from the Cold Hands CD in a montage or something.
Focusing on the nude part of the above...God, she's beautiful. (it's nude but you can't see anything)
The cover of the "Girl +" (Girl Positive) 10" vinyl EP.
You scanners out there....pull out your albums and CDs! These things are really sweet to scan. I'm not that great as a scanner but these came out pretty good IMHO. Not as much moire as in those damn magazines. This collage was the toughest but Cristina's buck naked! The background is the back of the "drinkin', lechin' & lyin'" LP, the big pic of her is from the front of the LP (not CD!) and the little figures are resized and moved around from the back. If anyone knows where we can find some of the original photos from this session with photog Michael Levine....let me know! I'd love to see these pics without all the effects. See...Cristina's supposed to be the little cartoon chickee from the P***boy joke page (y'know who I'm talking about...as kids we all had the hots for her), that's why she's all black and white and contrasted out. If you know of any other naked pics of Cristina or alternate pics from the photoshoot or any info/alt pics from the Dwarves' "Blood, Guts and Pussy" album shoot come talk to me on Scoop's message board, OK? Got some other punk rock requests as well so come to the message board or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org !
|Rasslin' Round-up||Three from DiamondEdge. ECW action on TNN Friday. Francine, her opponent , Dawn Marie, and their Catfight. Lots of Francine's buns in the catfight.|
|Two from Snowblind. Francine vs Dawn-Marie again and , The Women of WCW's "The Cat"|
|One more Francine from DevilScan|
|And a whole bunch from Crow. (Surprised?) Stacey Carter at WWF "No Mercy" (#6 , #7 , #8 , #9 , #10) (The first five can be found in earlier issues). And Torrie Wilson at WCW Nitro. (#6 , #7 , #8) (The first five of these can also be found in earlier issues).|
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|Here are four XXX of Jamie Summers. Not my images but I know many of your viewers like the xxx stuff. Anyway, thanks for the great web site. The new layout is taking some getting used too but I think I am catching on. I have no web site and I send everything I do to your site. Take care. (#1 , #2 , #3 , #4)|
RDO must have set some kind of record here. 39 files, almost all with multiple frames, from the Troma classic ,"Sugar Cookies"
RDO wrote a factual description of the plot to accompany his pictures. I embellished it with my customary lies and bullshit.
thought capping "Showgirls" was a tedious
proposition! Here's Lynn Lowry, who plays both
"Alta" and "Julie". Alta is the "star" of a
series of adult movies made by a producer who is so jaded
that simply watching and screwing his actresses no longer
gets his rocks off. He must completely dominate them. He
has Alta play out a "scene" in which she loads a gun and
plays with it for a while. He asks her for the gun, and she gives it to him. . Mind you now, she just
personally loaded it with real bullets. Then, they talk . He is dressed, she naked.
An excellent conversation starter. He strokes her with
the gun and inserts it in her vagina. I have found this
to be an even better conversation starter. Unfortunately,
the camera is on the wrong lips during this conversation.
Then he tells her to taste herself on it. She says it tastes just like
chicken. Only fishy. He sticks the gun the rest of the
way into her mouth and, sentimental fool that he is, blows the back of her head
This reminds me of the scene that was cut from
Casablanca, in which Henreid finds out about Bogart and
blows Ingrid Bergman to Kingdom Come, after which he
proposes to scatter her cheatin' remains in all the gin
joints in all the cities in all the world..
Lean and leggy exploitation legend, Mary Woronov ("Eating Raoul"), plays "Camilla", our producer's assistant, and another of his favorite lays. It turns out that she and Alta were also lovers, and that she likes to wear a hat in the bathtub. She bathes some more, although chances are she does not get her hair clean, because her hat stays on. Then she begins her stretching exercises. Then a little more stretching. At this point, she's pretty well stretched out when she is interrupted by a visit from the producer who has two things on his mind. First he wants an alibi for the previous night. Second, well , for this.
Camilla now starts planning her revenge on the filmmaker for killing her lover. She interviews a whole procession of aspiring actresses and finds Julie who looks just like Alta (not too surprisingly, since she is played by the same actress, Lynn Lowry). Camilla has to do a great deal of coaxing and coaching to get Julie out of her clothes, but finally manages.Then, as she removes the last of Julie's clothing. Camilla finally gets Julie onto the bed and starts to rehearse her for a "movie scene" which is really a re-enactment of Alta's murder.
Julie rebels and Camilla slaps her around, throws her back down on the bed, flings her clothes at her and tells her to get out. Julie apologizes for rebelling, so Camilla forgives her and decides to take a bath with her, and they make up. For Camilla, it's just not the same without the hat, so she fantasizes about sex with Leon Redbone. Then, they indulge in a little lesbian foreplay. This goes on and on. One assumes they indulge in more than that eventually, but one doesn't see it.
Camilla now has Julie completely under her domination, and tells the movie maker she has a surprise for him. A new girl to take Alta's place To show how co-operative Julie is, Camilla cuts a slit in her skin and inserts a flower stem in it.. Now it's time for the re-enactment of Alta's murder. Camilla undresses Julie, but gives her all kinds of mixed signals to make her edgy and confused. Poor Julie just doesn't know where she stands any more, so of course, she shoots the movie maker, just what any seasoned actor would do in a scene with mixed signals. Unfortunately for us, she was not on the set of "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves" (or better yet, "Prince of Tides"). She is horrified by her own action, and begs Camilla to tell her what to do. Camilla basically shrugs and says: "Not my problem. I just used you to get back at that jerk - do whatever you want." Julie is left distraught.
Along the way, there is also gratuitous nudity from the movie maker's secretary, played by Jennifer Welles, who later became just as adept at directing as she was at acting, although that really didn't set the bar at an unreachable level. #1, #2 , #3, #4