"The Amorous Mis-Adventures of Casanova"

The Amorous Mis-Adventures of Casanova (1979) is a German, Austrian, French and Italian co-production. It is a typical 70s sex farce in every way. All voice is dubbed, they used a figure from history, everybody is stupid, everybody is horny, and the hired a few known actors. In this case, Tony Curtis plays a dual role as Casanova, and as a criminal look-alike. The horny and frequently naked women include Britt Ekland (her character shows a breast) and Marisa Barenson (who shows most of a breast).

The plot is more or less about Casanova and the crook, both fleeing from the authorities, and both running into horny women everywhere they go. The crook takes full advantage, but Casanova has trouble getting it up.

There is a ton of nudity:

Jeannie Bell - Breasts
Lillian Mueller - Breasts and Buns
Olivia Pascal - All three Bs
Jenny Arase - Breasts and Buns
Sylva Koscina - Breasts and Buns
Marissa Mell - Breasts
Three other women show full frontal in a game of strip dice. They are credited as Katja Christine, Carla Romanelli and unknown female.

IMDb readers have it at 4.0 of 10. I never really liked these European sex farces, and this one was no better than others of its type, however, they always deliver on the nudity, and seem to have a sense of fun, rather than lust or passion. As a European Sex Farce, this is better than most in that it has several recognizable cast members, and is hence a C+. If you enjoy these, this one is worth seeing.

  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails
  • Thumbnails

  • Britt Ekland (1, 2)
  • Jeannie Bell (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
  • Jenny Arase (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
  • Lillian Muller (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25)
  • Marisa Barenson (1, 2, 3)
  • Marisa Mell (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
  • Olivia Pascal (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
  • Sylva Koscina (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Nine friggin' years:

    Although the site did not become a daily 'zine until somewhat later, I started doing Uncle Scoopy's Fun House in November of 1995. I'm not sure of the exact day when we went "on the air", so I guess November 1st is as good a day as any to celebrate the anniversary. Nine years of my life. Ho-ley shit!


    The Sweet Ride (1968):

    I have to get a copy of this film. How can you not want to see a film that includes both Gilligan and Jacqueline Bisset's first screen nudity? Music by Moby Grape and Dusty Springfield? This might end up on my all-time favorites shelf next to Road House! Somebody tell me how to obtain a copy of this.

    Shiloh's film clip appeared a couple of days ago. Here are a few frames, just because we've never seen any frames from this movie before.


    The Soft Kill (1994):


    The basic pleasures we get from working on this kind of a site are the pleasures of a researcher. Oh, I'm not going to tell you that we don't enjoy being able to watch lots of movies, because we love movies. You have to if you want to keep doing this for nine years. And I certainly won't deny that we love looking at some of the most beautiful and famous naked chicks in the world. Of course we do, just as all of you do. And, in fact, we also get a lot of joy out of writing a good article or creating a beautiful collage. There is great satisfaction in that.

    But the greatest moments, the ones we live for, are when we find some nude scene like Carroll Baker's deleted scenes in Baba Yaga. We sit there in front of the screen thinking how we can't wait to share this, because even Hef and his "Sex in the Cinema" writers have never seen this before, and don't know of its existence. That is our equivalent of an archeologist's joy at finding a new book of the Bible, or the kind of joy a historian feels (like that guy in Finland last week) when he finds forgotten film footage of Hitler sharing his candid thoughts.

    I came pretty close to that joy with The Soft Kill. There is an explicit xxx fuck scene in this film which nobody has ever seen.

    • I know Craig Hosoda, author of The Bare Facts, has not seen it, because he lists all the nudity from Kim Morgan Greene and Carrie-Anne Moss, but never mentions the scene with Michael Harris and Judith Ziehn.

    • I know the CNDb guys have never seen this scene for the very same reason.

    • I know the MPAA has never seen this scene, because they sure as hell didn't give this cut an R with an erect penis and gaping spread shots, even though the action is are pretty far from the camera.

    In fact, I'm pretty sure that the people who mastered this DVD do not realize that this print does not match earlier video releases or the version the MPAA saw, because the box is clearly labeled R. They don't realize this is an unrated version with an extra scene. I suppose the scene was simply cut from the film originally, and this DVD was remastered from some previously pristine source medium which hadn't ever been trimmed.

    There was no problem in cutting the scene. It was perfectly gratuitous. Michael Harris plays a P.I. who used to be a cop. Harris is the world's horniest guy. The murderer knows that, so he sets up a murder to take place in the D.A.'s house after Harris has been boning the daylights out of the D.A.'s wife. Sweet frame, eh?

    The scene in question has nothing to do with the plot. Harris is at a cemetery with his ex-partner. While the police officer pays his respects to his dead wife, Harris hits on a nearby widow wearing a red hat. Momentarily, we see the red hat in Harris's house, and then we see the scene of Harris and the widow (Judith Ziehn) humping away in an assortment of positions that even the Kama Sutra didn't cover. At one point, the widow is on her back, Harris grabs one of her legs and flips her over with her legs spread as far apart as they can go, in the process turning her genitalia to the camera. A few seconds later, we see Harris thrusting into her from behind, activity which seems like pretty standard soft-core footage. It was just meant to establish that he will use any occasion as an excuse to get laid. The woman is never seen again in the film.

    But our subconscious minds tell us that there are two things wrong with this scene, and these things register immediately in our minds in the following ways:

    1. "This isn't suppose to be a softcore movie. It's a thriller. Carrie-Anne Moss is in this film, and her little daughter in the film is in a whole bunch of g-rated footage with Harris and Moss and cute little duckies."

    2. "Holy shit - this isn't SOFTcore". When Harris pulls back after a thrust, we see something that we should not. His erect penis actually slips out of her and into full camera view!


    I mentioned earlier that I came "pretty close" to the thrill of a great discovery. Why not all the way? Because nobody knows just who Judith Ziehn is. She is a cipher. She has no other credits at IMDb. A Google search unearths no other references to her besides her credit in this film. You can't even see who she is in this film. In the sex scene, you can see that she is a redhead with long hair, and that she has big breasts which are probably implants. But there is no good look at her face. In the cemetery, she is wearing dark glasses and is seen from quite a long distance.


    It's a great sex scene between Ziehn and Harris, but the identity of this women is a total mystery.

    If you happen to be a woman or a gay guy who finds Michael Harris particularly attractive, this film could be the thrill of your life, because you're gonna see ol' Captain Helmet, and you're gonna see him at attention and in battle.

    Complete Spoilers Ahead

    What about the movie?

    Predictable, standard fare. Who framed Harris for the murder?  What about the evil D.A. whose wife was having an affair with Harris? What about Carrie-Anne Moss, who inherited half of a considerable fortune from the murdered woman, who was her sister? What about the really gung-ho, by-the-books cop who really wants to pin the murder on Harris, because Harris was one of those renegade cops who broke the rules and didn't even fill out the paperwork? What about the ex-con who swore revenge on both Harris and the evil D.A. after they teamed up to send him up the river.

    Nah! All of those are red herrings.

    Look for the one guy Harris trusts, the guy you would least suspect. And then you can expect the callous, womanizing Harris to fall in love for the first time in his life. And then he'll have to risk his own life to rescue his true love and her daughter from the incredibly insane bad guy.

    As I said, it's standard fare.

    The scriptwriter did make something which I considered to be a mistake. The guy Harris trusted kept steering Harris away from one spot in his house. Up until the first time he did that, I had no idea who the murderer was, but once I saw that "forbidden" part of the home, I knew instantly where everything would lead. I figured that the guy's wife's death probably had something to do with her having sex with Harris, and that was probably also why Harris left the force. That wasn't exactly right, but wasn't very far from the explanation. In my judgment, there was no need to give away the hand like that, especially not as early in the film as that happened.

    I suppose you might also say the director and the casting director made a mistake. Once you see Brion James in a movie, can you expect anyone else to be the murderer? I know you don't recognize the name, but you know who Brion is. You remember him as Leon, the stupid, ugly replicant from Blade Runner. One look at him, and you know he did it. There his sloping forehead, and his grotesque curved nose which precedes him into a room by a minute. There's his lumbering presence, his gruff grunts, and his befuddled scowl. I don't even know what the crime is, but I know he did it. If he's in a movie, there must be some crime for him to have committed. The Soft Kill would work much better if somebody unthreatening and likeable, like Matt Damon or Owen Wilson, had been cast as the crazy murdering cop. Both of those guys have been brilliant and chilling as psychotic murderers (in Mr Ripley and Minus Man respectively) simply because they seem to be such nice, sincere guys. But Brion? He looks scarier without makeup than Robert Englund looks after he's been transformed into Freddy Krueger. Let's face it/ Whatever unsolved crimes exist in the world ...  look no further. Brion probably committed them.

    • Carrie-Anne Moss (1, 2, 3)

    • Kim Morgan Greene (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    • the mysterious Judith Ziehn (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6) (You'll see Harris's erect dick, freshly slipped from her, in collage #4)



    Other Crap:

    Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the links above, since it's sorta in real time.

    Click here to submit a URL for Other Crap




    Here are the latest movie reviews available at


    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.


    Words from Scoop.

    .avi's from Shiloh.

    .wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

    NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

    I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.


    The Door in the Floor (2004) - day 2

    Not the best quality, but here is the Mimi Rogers nude scene. (Kim Basinger's nudity is in yesterday's edition.)



    Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

    Shiloh says:

    FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
    When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

    A reader says:

    You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. Hope this is useful to you or your users.

    Scoop says:

    I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.


    Words, pictures, and vids from ICMS

    Hi Scoopy !
    I'm sending you some clips from the 1972 Ken Russell movie "Savage Messiah". It is a biopic about the short life of French sculptor Henri Gaudier and his muse, Polish writer Sophie Brzeska, who were both living in England. As usual with Russell the film characters are exuberant and unpolished like in Women in Love or the Music Lovers, yet the dialogue is sharp and witty. We witness their ups and downs just before and during World War I, a war in which he gets killed in 1915 at age 23 just when he was going to break through in the art world as a sculptor.
    This movie is still not available on DVD as far as I know and one wonders why since the film seems to have aged well. The nudity comes from two women: first there's the not overly beautiful Maggy Maxwell as a prostitute (is this my imagination running wild or does she really look a bit like Margaret Thatcher?), secondly there's a long nude scene by Helen Mirren, who plays a suffragette but is not yet as liberated as she pretends to be as she quickly puts on her clothes when her daddy, a very conservative army major, comes riding into his manor on horseback ! By Jove, he is not to know of his daughter's shocking behavior in the art world. What would it all come to?
    That's all for now but I'll be back soon.
    Yours faithfully,


    'Caps and comments by Brainscan:

    Club Wild Side 2 (called Inside Club Wild Side on the DVD cover) is a soft-core extravaganza. It has six gals I recognize in about a dozen scenes, some in which they strip, most of which they do the double-backed monster. You got your Nancy o'Brien and your Monique Parent and you Taimie Hannum, all of them B-movie queens or at least princesses. But what elevates the movie's game considerably is Brande Roderick. This was Brande before she robotized the equipment and before she was monthly Hefmate for April 2000 and yearly Hefmate for 2K. Brande got seriously nekkid in seven scenes, six of them sport-humpin (3 guys. one of them 3 times, and one gal) and one posing sans clothes.

    I've got 33 clips of Brande, for a total of more than ten minutes on-screen nekkid time. To which I know all you folk down Texas-way must be saying, "Yee ha!"

    Here is the first batch of Brande clips, plus I'll even throw in one of Taimie Hannum (she played an uncredited stripper).

    Natasha Henstridge The Canadian babe and "Species" star topless in a dark scene from the really lame direct to vid movie "Caracara".

    Laura Manszky Topless in a scene from the French movie "I Love You" (1986), starring Christopher Lambert.

    Theresa Randle The co-star of "Malcom X", "Spawn" and both "Bad Boys" movies. Here she is showing off her robo-chest in scenes from the Spike Lee movie "Girl 6".

    Anastasia Sakelaris Thong views and brief toplessness in scenes from the Roger Corman produced flick, "Alien Avengers" (1996).

    Krista Shook The cute blonde actress topless and getting felt up a little in a scene from her one and only IMDb credit, "Dead Center" (1994).

    'Caps and comments by Dann:

    "A Bold Affair"
    Capped on request, this 1998 thriller features soap star Schae Harrison (The Bold & The Beautiful) as a computer programmer who falls in love while engaging in some internet chatroom sex.

    Her partner happens to be a client, although he doesn't know that. When he decides to break it off and not meet with her as she requests, things go the Fatal Attraction route as she starts to stalk and terrorize him.

    Although the story's not new, and this is definitely a cable-rated type, inexpensive production, the movie works because Schae and Jeff Trachta, who plays her lover/victim, did a great job in the roles.

    Plenty of hot, steamy scenes in the unrated version, and ample opportunity to see a soap star naked, although I must admit I expected the unrated version to be a bit more explicit. Still it's worth a watch, especially for Harrison fans. Incidentially, the movie is also known as Interlocked.

    Emily Mortimer
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    The UK babe strips down to her undies, gets all wet, then shows a little breast exposure (links 4-6) in scenes from the Samuel L. Jackson movie, "Formula 51" aka "The 51st State".

    Jessica Schultz
    (1, 2)

    Scenes from the Spanish movie "Dile a Laura que la quiero" (1995). In #1 we see very nice cleavage and pokies. In #2 a single breast is exposed.

    Patricia Peréz
    (1, 2, 3)

    Also from "Dile a Laura que la quiero"....Teaser toplessness in links 1 and 2, and a single breast is released into the wild for link #3.

    Minnie Driver
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    Showing some bustier cleavage (links 1-2), revealing a bit of breast (links 3-6) and also showing rear nudity (link #7) in scenes from the UK moive, "The Governess" (1998).

    Mr. Nude Celeb
    Today Mr. Nude Celeb takes a look at the spead freak movie "Spun", starring John Leguizamo, Mickey Rourke, Jason Schwartzman, Patrick Fugit, Brittany Murphy, Mena Suvari and Chloe Hunter.

    The movie follows 3 days in the lives of a group of people in the Crystal Meth culture. From cook to pusher to speed freaks. It's an interesting movie for a couple of reasons...
    1. It's filmed using sets, edits and camera tricks to give the viewer the impression of what it might be like to be totally flying on speed.
    2. Even though it does show many of the bad things that can happen to people who live this lifestyle, the movie doesn't preach a "Drugs are bad, M'kay" message...which is refreshing.

    Another big plus for "Spun"...Chloe Hunter is fully and frontally nude for almost the entire movie!

    Click here to read reviews of "Spun" by Scoop and Tuna.

    • Brittany Murphy shows cleavage and does some pole dancing. (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Charlotte Ayanna, showing some pokies.

    • Chloe Hunter. Topless in links 1, 2 and 4. A little doggie style in #3. Full frontal and tied to the bed in links 5-7. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)

    'Caps and comments by Spaz:

    Paradise Falls season 2, week 7
    Chantal Quesnelle does her patented hottub scene.

    "Strange Frequency"
    Collection of four episodes from the VH1 rock anthology cable series. The DVD release is mostly PG-rated fair.

    "The Boondock Saints" (1999)
    Second look at this with some interesting observations about so-called letterbox DVD versions. Jeanna Fine's scene looks like it cropped directly from the 4:3 television version leaving out most of her boobie and panty shots.

    • Jeanna Fine: mega cleavage and boob. (1, 2)
    • Lauren Piech: pokies (purple blouse) along with Gina Sorell.

    Cleaning up my hard drive:

    • Cindy Fidler: topless in "Prettykill" (1987).
    • Viki Matthews: topless stripper in "The Big Town" (1987).
    • Karyn Dwyer: nude love scene in "End of Summer" (1996).
    • Jhene Erwin: pokies and cleavage in first season of "Liberty Street" (1994).
    • Kim Poirier: boobs in the unrated "Dawn of the Dead" DVD version but it look likes she's wearing a pubic patch unless she shaved her clam.

    Jamie Luner
    (1, 2)

    Don Juan 'caps of the former "Melrose Place" star baring breasts and bum in a love scene from the direct-to-vid Michael Madsen movie, "Sacrifice" (2000).

    Mena Suvari Excellent 'caps by DeadRed of Suvari topless in scenes from the multi-Oscar winning movie "American Beauty" (1999).