"The Amorous Mis-Adventures of Casanova"
The Amorous Mis-Adventures of Casanova (1979) is a German, Austrian, French and Italian co-production. It is a typical 70s sex farce in every way. All voice is dubbed, they used a figure from history, everybody is stupid, everybody is horny, and the hired a few known actors. In this case, Tony Curtis plays a dual role as Casanova, and as a criminal look-alike. The horny and frequently naked women include Britt Ekland (her character shows a breast) and Marisa Barenson (who shows most of a breast).
The plot is more or less about Casanova and the crook, both fleeing from the authorities, and both running into horny women everywhere they go. The crook takes full advantage, but Casanova has trouble getting it up.
There is a ton of nudity:
Jeannie Bell - Breasts
Lillian Mueller - Breasts and Buns
Olivia Pascal - All three Bs
Jenny Arase - Breasts and Buns
Sylva Koscina - Breasts and Buns
Marissa Mell - Breasts
Three other women show full frontal in a game of strip dice. They are credited as Katja Christine, Carla Romanelli and unknown female.
IMDb readers have it at 4.0 of 10. I never really liked these European sex farces, and this one was no better than others of its type, however, they always deliver on the nudity, and seem to have a sense of fun, rather than lust or passion. As a European Sex Farce, this is better than most in that it has several recognizable cast members, and is hence a C+. If you enjoy these, this one is worth seeing.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Nine friggin' years:
Although the site did not become a daily 'zine until somewhat later,
I started doing Uncle Scoopy's Fun House in November of 1995. I'm
not sure of the exact day when we went "on the air", so I guess
November 1st is as good a day as any to celebrate the anniversary.
Nine years of my life. Ho-ley shit!
The Sweet Ride (1968):
I have to get a copy of this film. How can you not want to see a
film that includes both Gilligan and Jacqueline Bisset's first
screen nudity? Music by Moby Grape and Dusty Springfield? This might
end up on my all-time favorites shelf next to Road House! Somebody
tell me how to obtain a copy of this.
Shiloh's film clip appeared a couple of days ago. Here are a few
frames, just because we've never seen any frames from this movie
The Soft Kill (1994):
The basic pleasures we get from working on this kind of a site are
the pleasures of a researcher. Oh, I'm not going to tell you that we
don't enjoy being able to watch lots of movies, because we love
movies. You have to if you want to keep doing this for nine years.
And I certainly won't deny that we love looking at some of the most
beautiful and famous naked chicks in the world. Of course we do,
just as all of you do. And, in fact, we also get a lot of joy out of
writing a good article or creating a beautiful collage. There is
great satisfaction in that.
But the greatest moments, the ones we live for, are when we find
some nude scene like Carroll Baker's deleted scenes in Baba Yaga. We
sit there in front of the screen thinking how we can't wait to share
this, because even Hef and his "Sex in the Cinema" writers have
never seen this before, and don't know of its existence. That is our
equivalent of an archeologist's joy at finding a new book of the
Bible, or the kind of joy a historian feels (like that guy in
Finland last week) when he finds forgotten film footage of Hitler
sharing his candid thoughts.
I came pretty close to that joy with The Soft Kill. There is an
explicit xxx fuck scene in this film which nobody has ever seen.
I know Craig Hosoda, author of The Bare Facts, has not seen it,
because he lists all the nudity from Kim Morgan Greene and
Carrie-Anne Moss, but never mentions the scene with Michael Harris
and Judith Ziehn.
I know the CNDb guys have never seen this scene for the very same
I know the MPAA has never seen this scene, because they sure as hell
didn't give this cut an R with an erect penis and gaping spread
shots, even though the action is are pretty far from the camera.
In fact, I'm pretty sure that the people who mastered this DVD do
not realize that this print does not match earlier video releases or
the version the MPAA saw, because the box is clearly labeled R. They
don't realize this is an unrated version with an extra scene. I
suppose the scene was simply cut from the film originally, and this
DVD was remastered from some previously pristine source medium which
hadn't ever been trimmed.
There was no problem in cutting the scene. It was perfectly
gratuitous. Michael Harris plays a P.I. who used to be a cop. Harris
is the world's horniest guy. The murderer knows that, so he sets up
a murder to take place in the D.A.'s house after Harris has been
boning the daylights out of the D.A.'s wife. Sweet frame, eh?
The scene in question has nothing to do with the plot. Harris is at
a cemetery with his ex-partner. While the police officer pays his
respects to his dead wife, Harris hits on a nearby widow wearing a
red hat. Momentarily, we see the red hat in Harris's house, and then
we see the scene of Harris and the widow (Judith Ziehn) humping away
in an assortment of positions that even the Kama Sutra didn't cover.
At one point, the widow is on her back, Harris grabs one of her legs
and flips her over with her legs spread as far apart as they can go,
in the process turning her genitalia to the camera. A few seconds
later, we see Harris thrusting into her from behind, activity which
seems like pretty standard soft-core footage. It was just meant to
establish that he will use any occasion as an excuse to get laid.
The woman is never seen again in the film.
But our subconscious minds tell us that there are two things wrong
with this scene, and these things register immediately in our minds
in the following ways:
1. "This isn't suppose to be a softcore movie. It's a thriller.
Carrie-Anne Moss is in this film, and her little daughter in the
film is in a whole bunch of g-rated footage with Harris and Moss and
cute little duckies."
2. "Holy shit - this isn't SOFTcore". When Harris pulls back after a
thrust, we see something that we should not. His erect penis
actually slips out of her and into full camera view!
I mentioned earlier that I came "pretty close" to the thrill of a
great discovery. Why not all the way? Because nobody knows just who
Judith Ziehn is. She is a cipher. She has no other credits at IMDb.
A Google search unearths no other references to her besides her
credit in this film. You can't even see who she is in this film. In
the sex scene, you can see that she is a redhead with long hair, and
that she has big breasts which are probably implants. But there is
no good look at her face. In the cemetery, she is wearing dark
glasses and is seen from quite a long distance.
It's a great sex scene between Ziehn and Harris, but the identity of
this women is a total mystery.
If you happen to be a woman or a gay guy who finds Michael Harris
particularly attractive, this film could be the thrill of your life,
because you're gonna see ol' Captain Helmet, and you're gonna see
him at attention and in battle.
Complete Spoilers Ahead
What about the movie?
Predictable, standard fare. Who framed Harris for the murder?
What about the evil D.A. whose wife was having an affair with
Harris? What about Carrie-Anne Moss, who inherited half of a
considerable fortune from the murdered woman, who was her sister?
What about the really gung-ho, by-the-books cop who really wants to
pin the murder on Harris, because Harris was one of those renegade
cops who broke the rules and didn't even fill out the paperwork?
What about the ex-con who swore revenge on both Harris and the evil
D.A. after they teamed up to send him up the river.
Nah! All of those are red herrings.
Look for the one guy Harris trusts, the guy you would least suspect.
And then you can expect the callous, womanizing Harris to fall in
love for the first time in his life. And then he'll have to risk his
own life to rescue his true love and her daughter from the
incredibly insane bad guy.
As I said, it's standard fare.
The scriptwriter did make something which I considered to be a
mistake. The guy Harris trusted kept steering Harris away from one
spot in his house. Up until the first time he did that, I had no
idea who the murderer was, but once I saw that "forbidden" part of
the home, I knew instantly where everything would lead. I figured
that the guy's wife's death probably had something to do with her
having sex with Harris, and that was probably also why Harris left
the force. That wasn't exactly right, but wasn't very far from the
explanation. In my judgment, there was no need to give away the hand
like that, especially not as early in the film as that happened.
I suppose you might also say the director and the casting director
made a mistake. Once you see Brion James in a movie, can you expect
anyone else to be the murderer? I know you don't recognize the name,
but you know who Brion is. You remember him as Leon, the stupid,
ugly replicant from Blade Runner. One look at him, and you know he
did it. There his sloping forehead, and his grotesque curved nose
which precedes him into a room by a minute. There's his lumbering
presence, his gruff grunts, and his befuddled scowl. I don't even
know what the crime is, but I know he did it. If he's in a movie,
there must be some crime for him to have committed. The Soft Kill
would work much better if somebody unthreatening and likeable, like
Matt Damon or Owen Wilson, had been cast as the crazy murdering cop.
Both of those guys have been brilliant and chilling as psychotic
murderers (in Mr Ripley and Minus Man respectively) simply because
they seem to be such nice, sincere guys. But Brion? He looks scarier
without makeup than Robert Englund looks after he's been transformed
into Freddy Krueger. Let's face it/ Whatever unsolved crimes exist
in the world ... look no further. Brion probably committed
Carrie-Anne Moss (1,
Kim Morgan Greene (1,
the mysterious Judith Ziehn (1,
6) (You'll see Harris's erect dick, freshly
slipped from her, in collage #4)
The two scariest Halloween costumes this year.
Coors Light presents a truly obnoxious Halloween beer-counting
The Pats not only lose the streak, but they get crushed like a
Tokyo street sweeper in a Godzilla movie. I guess the
Steelers are for real, eh? They amassed more than 200 rushing
yards against the champs, and threw for 75% passing accuracy as
Slate's Election Scorecard - Where the presidential race stands
today. Slate's analysis says that several of the
"battleground" states can now be placed with some confidence into
the Kerry or Bush column, and that Tuesday's election really
hinges on only three states: Florida, Ohio, and Minnesota. As they
see it, whichever candidate takes two of those three states will
win all the marbles, all the tea in China, the whole Magilla, the
whole nine yards, the ...
Urban Legend: A Texas woman who cast her vote for all Democratic
candidates discovered her ballot marked for Bush/Cheney. Status:
- Hell, here in Texas, Bush and Cheney probably have the
Democratic party endorsement.
- There is an ... um ... innocent explanation, but it doesn't
really matter. As Saddam did in Iraq, Bush is expected to get
about 102% of the votes in Texas, and we only have so many
electoral votes, so ...
- (That Saddam thing is no joke, by the way. Saddam had 100%
of the vote, with 100% of all eligible voters having voted -
until some election officials found some uncounted absentee
ballots, and Saddam finished with 102 votes for every 100
eligible voters! This was still far short of LBJ's record here
Film Jerk's indispensible Early Report for this week.
Lots of Luba, photographed by Hegre. (Lots of naughty
pics, but broadband only)
al Jazeera showed six minutes of an eighteen minute tape - what
did Osama say in the deleted scenes? More important, is
there any additional nudity from Denise Richards?
A Halloween babe gallery from retroCRUSH.
Weekend Box Office October 29-31, 2004 - The Grudge holds on for
another #1 weekend. Ray and Saw also did well, and
those three films waged a neck-and-neck battle for the top spot,
with Ray taking the top spot in average revenues per screen.
Halloween special from Landover Baptist - Haunted Hell House 2004
will show John Kerry's Horrifying Agenda for America
Packers win one for the Dripper. Yup, the Pack defeated
the Redskins, thus predicting a victory for the Haunted Tree and
the Breck Girl over their ketchup-hating rivals, Chimpy
McFlightsuit and Darth Cheney. (Hey, dudes, I tried to insult
everyone equally.) How accurate are the auspices? "Since 1936, the
outcome of the Redskins' last home game before the election has
correctly predicted the winner of the election."
Playmate Gallery - Summer Altice, Miss August 2000 - Courtesy of
Four free short clips from a SPICE UNCENSORED video! This site
houses the footage which is too nasty for Spice TV.
- Three new polls were released today, all with identical
results (given the margin of error):
Rasmussen Reports today calls it Bush 48, Kerry 47.
(Margin of error +-2 at 95% confidence.
Zogby International polling shows the popular vote at 48-48 today!
ABC/Washington Post - shows the popular vote at 48-48 today.
Oprah Magazine's "50 Greatest Chick Flicks of All Time".
The list includes "Aliens", "Bull Durham" and Hitchcock's
- There is no doubt that Aliens is a terrific movie, but men
like it more than women do (objective measurement: it rates
higher with male voters than with females at IMDb). Men and
women are about even in their appraisal of Notorious. Women do
like Bull Durham more than men do, but the difference in the
ratings is small.
- This is a particularly sloppy list that was assembled with
little thought to what a chick-flick is. It is a film that women
like way better than men? Is it a flick that women really love,
irrespective of men's opinions? By either of those definitions,
this list left the all-time #1 completely out of the Top 50.
This is equivalent to making a list of the fifty best baseball
players and leaving out Babe Ruth and Honus Wagner.
- Our own measurement of "chick-flicks" is calculated by
taking the female rating at IMDb and subtracting the male
rating. Based on that measurement, the all-time champion
chick-flick among major releases is Dirty Dancing at 1.9. Women
rate the Swayze flick as an all-time classic at 7.5 (higher than
they rate Bull Durham), but men evaluate it as a stinker: 5.6.
- Another possible objective measurement would be the raw
score awarded by women. In other words - if you ask women to
rate movies, which one do they simply rate the highest? The
winner in that case is Amelie, which is a genuinely brilliant
movie, which women love, and which is not even in Oprah's Top
Historic Losing Day for Fans in Florida. It was the
first time since 1978 that Florida, Florida State, and Miami all
lost on the same day.
Elton John blames his hissy fits on the fact that he's just such a
darned creative genius.
- Didn't Ted Bundy use that same defense?
- I'm no shrink, but my guess is "PMS envy."
German couple arrested for making love on a street in the middle
of a busy shopping district. They were interrupted and
cited for disturbing the peace, though it seems to me that the
interrupting policeman was the one who disturbed the piece.
Film fans in the UK choose "The Worst Film Remakes".
Get Carter finished first, and deservedly so. The list includes
both film-to-film remakes and TV-to-film adaptations. Thunderbirds
was the worst in the latter category.
- Halloween mood enhancer -
Afterlife | the 4 seasons of Streatham Cemetery.
Spooky, and a real downer.
The Minnesota Association of Rogue Taxidermists
RealClear Politics made one change to its electoral map on
Halloween - trick for Kerry, treat for Bush - they moved Michigan
from the Kerry column to the undecided group.
- Mostly tricks for Bush, treats for Kerry.
Electoral-Vote.com redid their map and reversed yesterday's Bush
margin of 280-243 to today's Kerry margin of 283-246!!.
Their map changed significantly today as a result of incorporating
new polls in battleground states. The highlights: Nevada from Bush
to undecided, New Mexico from Bush to Kerry, New Hampshire from
Kerry to undecided, Michigan from Bush to Kerry, New Jersey from
undecided to Kerry, Iowa from Bush to Kerry. Most of these changes
are based on a shift from one statistically insignificant leads to
another, but the most recent polls do show Kerry with leads
greater than the margin of error in New Jersey and Wisconsin,
while showing Bush with a lead greater than the margin of error in
New Mexico and coming very close to that level in Ohio.
JoBlo.com has the first exclusive footage of the Fantastic Four in
Electoral-Vote.com calls it for Bush 280-243 today.
Strangely enough, it doesn't add up to 538 because they are
calling New Jersey undecided. (New Fuckin' Joisey!! Zogby said in
an interview yesterday that he doesn't even bother to poll there.)
Battleground states switch every day on their map. They moved
Colorado, Iowa and Ohio to Bush, but moved Minnesota, Pennsylvania
and Florida to Kerry!
Sometimes you Americans feel like a nut - sometimes you don't.
"There are times when America wants the eloquent, nuanced
multilateral, French-speaking, consensus-building, flexible and
cautious negotiator. And then there are times when the country
wants the plain-spoken butt-kicking aggressive unilateralist
cowboy. Guess which time this is?"
Osama bin Laden Returns: President Bush Urges Voters To Kindly
Disregard the Fugitive Psychopathic Caveman Brazenly Promising the
Mass Extermination of Americans - WHITEHOUSE.ORG
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
The Door in the Floor (2004) - day
Not the best quality, but here is the Mimi Rogers
nude scene. (Kim Basinger's nudity is in yesterday's edition.)
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
Words, pictures, and vids from
Hi Scoopy !
I'm sending you some clips from the 1972 Ken Russell movie "Savage
Messiah". It is a biopic about the short life of French sculptor
Henri Gaudier and his muse, Polish writer Sophie Brzeska, who were
both living in England. As usual with Russell the film characters
are exuberant and unpolished like in Women in Love or the Music
Lovers, yet the dialogue is sharp and witty. We witness their ups
and downs just before and during World War I, a war in which he
gets killed in 1915 at age 23 just when he was going to break
through in the art world as a sculptor.
This movie is still not available on DVD as far as I know and one
wonders why since the film seems to have aged well. The nudity
comes from two women: first there's the not overly beautiful Maggy
Maxwell as a prostitute (is this my imagination running wild or
does she really look a bit like Margaret Thatcher?), secondly
there's a long nude scene by Helen Mirren, who plays a suffragette
but is not yet as liberated as she pretends to be as she quickly
puts on her clothes when her daddy, a very conservative army
major, comes riding into his manor on horseback ! By Jove, he is
not to know of his daughter's shocking behavior in the art world.
What would it all come to?
That's all for now but I'll be back soon.
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
Club Wild Side 2 (called Inside Club Wild Side on the
DVD cover) is a soft-core extravaganza. It has six
gals I recognize in about a dozen scenes, some in
which they strip, most of which they do the
double-backed monster. You got your Nancy o'Brien and
your Monique Parent and you Taimie Hannum, all of them
B-movie queens or at least princesses. But what
elevates the movie's game considerably is Brande
Roderick. This was Brande before she robotized the
equipment and before she was monthly Hefmate for April
2000 and yearly Hefmate for 2K. Brande got seriously
nekkid in seven scenes, six of them sport-humpin (3
guys. one of them 3 times, and one gal) and one posing
I've got 33 clips of Brande, for a total of more than
ten minutes on-screen nekkid time. To which I know
all you folk down Texas-way must be saying, "Yee ha!"
Here is the first batch of Brande clips, plus I'll even throw in one of Taimie Hannum (she played an uncredited
||The Canadian babe and "Species" star topless in a dark scene from the really lame direct to vid movie "Caracara".
||Topless in a scene from the French movie "I Love You" (1986), starring Christopher Lambert.
||The co-star of "Malcom X", "Spawn" and both "Bad Boys" movies. Here she is showing off her robo-chest in scenes from the Spike Lee movie "Girl 6".
||Thong views and brief toplessness in scenes from the Roger Corman produced flick, "Alien Avengers" (1996).
||The cute blonde actress topless and getting felt up a little in a scene from her one and only IMDb credit, "Dead Center" (1994).
'Caps and comments by Dann:
"A Bold Affair"
Capped on request, this 1998 thriller features soap star Schae Harrison (The Bold & The Beautiful) as a computer programmer who falls in love while engaging in some internet chatroom sex.
Her partner happens to be a client, although he doesn't know that. When he decides to break it off and not meet with her as she requests, things go the Fatal Attraction route as she starts to stalk and terrorize him.
Although the story's not new, and this is definitely a cable-rated type, inexpensive production, the movie works because Schae and Jeff Trachta, who plays her lover/victim, did a great job in the roles.
Plenty of hot, steamy scenes in the unrated version, and ample opportunity to see a soap star naked, although I must admit I expected the unrated version to be a bit more explicit. Still it's worth a watch, especially for Harrison fans. Incidentially, the movie is also known as Interlocked.
|The UK babe strips down to her undies, gets all wet, then shows a little breast exposure (links 4-6) in scenes from the Samuel L. Jackson movie, "Formula 51" aka "The 51st State".
|Scenes from the Spanish movie "Dile a Laura que la quiero" (1995). In #1 we see very nice cleavage and pokies. In #2 a single breast is exposed.
|Also from "Dile a Laura que la quiero"....Teaser toplessness in links 1 and 2, and a single breast is released into the wild for link #3.
|Showing some bustier cleavage (links 1-2), revealing a bit of breast (links 3-6) and also showing rear nudity (link #7) in scenes from the UK moive, "The Governess" (1998).
|Mr. Nude Celeb
Today Mr. Nude Celeb takes a look at the spead freak movie "Spun", starring John Leguizamo, Mickey Rourke, Jason Schwartzman, Patrick Fugit, Brittany Murphy, Mena Suvari and Chloe Hunter.
The movie follows 3 days in the lives of a group of people in the Crystal Meth culture. From cook to pusher to speed freaks. It's an interesting movie for a couple of reasons...
1. It's filmed using sets, edits and camera tricks to give the viewer the impression of what it might be like to be totally flying on speed.
2. Even though it does show many of the bad things that can happen to people who live this lifestyle, the movie doesn't preach a "Drugs are bad, M'kay" message...which is refreshing.
Another big plus for "Spun"...Chloe Hunter is fully and frontally nude for almost the entire movie!
Click here to read reviews of "Spun" by Scoop and Tuna.
- Brittany Murphy shows cleavage and does some pole dancing.
- Charlotte Ayanna, showing some pokies.
- Chloe Hunter. Topless in links 1, 2 and 4. A little doggie style in #3. Full frontal and tied to the bed in links 5-7.
'Caps and comments by Spaz:
Paradise Falls season 2, week 7
Chantal Quesnelle does her patented hottub scene.
Collection of four episodes from the VH1 rock anthology
cable series. The DVD release is mostly PG-rated fair.
"The Boondock Saints" (1999)
Second look at this with some interesting observations
about so-called letterbox DVD versions.
Jeanna Fine's scene looks like it cropped directly
from the 4:3 television version leaving out most
of her boobie and panty shots.
- Jeanna Fine: mega cleavage and boob.
- Lauren Piech: pokies (purple blouse) along with Gina Sorell.
Cleaning up my hard drive:
- Cindy Fidler: topless in "Prettykill" (1987).
- Viki Matthews: topless stripper in "The Big Town" (1987).
- Karyn Dwyer: nude love scene in "End of Summer" (1996).
- Jhene Erwin: pokies and cleavage in first season of "Liberty Street"
- Kim Poirier: boobs in the unrated "Dawn of the Dead" DVD version
but it look likes she's wearing a pubic patch unless she shaved her clam.
|Don Juan 'caps of the former "Melrose Place" star baring breasts and bum in a love scene from the direct-to-vid Michael Madsen movie, "Sacrifice" (2000).
||Excellent 'caps by DeadRed of Suvari topless in scenes from the multi-Oscar winning movie "American Beauty" (1999).