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"The Grissom Gang" (1971)

The Grissom Gang is set in the 1920s. A group of miscreants grab an heiress (Kim Darby) to steal her diamond necklace, but a meaner gang kills them and decides to kidnap her for ransom. Their intent is to kill her after they get the million dollars they are demanding. The youngest, brother, a half-wit falls in love with her, and they keep her alive as his toy. Connie Stevens plays a nightclub singer who went with the head of the first gang. When the new gang uses the money to purchase the nightclub where she works, she has an affair with the oldest brother of the new gang.

Maltin gives this a three, and nobody else has heard of it. I thought it was a little slow, but they did a good job of pulling of the period, and showed an interesting transformation where the heiress actually comes to like her abductor. 25 IMDB readers have it at 7.9/10, and I would give it a 7.

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  • Connie Stevens (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)
  • Kim Darby (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)

    A little humor...
    What happens when a jack-o-lantern eats too much?

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
    Six new ones from TomCat today...

  • Two of Nasty Kinski in "Maladie d'amour" (1, 2)
  • Two of Natalia Woerner in "La machine", which violate the Depardieu-free zone. It's difficult to enforce The Zone. Somehow, the Flabby Frank always manages to get his giant honker close to beautiful naked women. (1, 2)
  • Corinne Dacla in "Le diable au corps"
  • Isabella Ferrari in "Distretto di Polizia"
  • Hot off the Press!
    Toni Braxton A public nipple-slip from Toni published in the UK papers today.
    'Caps and Comments by Oz:

    Koo Stark
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Girl #1

    Girl #2

    Girl #3

    Girl #4
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    Shower Scene
    (1, 2)

    The Adolescents (or, in its original Spanish, Las Adolescentes) main claim to fame is that it stars Prince Andrew's former squeeze Koo Stark. Koo plays a virginal Spanish schoolgirl sent to a private boarding school in England to broaden her education. It turns out that some of the girls there are not quite as innocent as they seem. They spend the weekends in London posing for pornographic photos, all organized by the school's matron.

    Koo is suckered into losing her virginity to Anthony Andrews. They are filmed during the action, unbeknownst to her. Later she is raped by one of the porn stars (shown in the last two collages) while photos are being taken.

    There is a bit of nudity. Unfortunately, the credits do not match actors with their characters so I'm not sure who is playing whom. If anybody knows where they can be found I'd be thankful.

    Girl 1 is the school captain. Girl 2 is, I think, Victoria Vera and is one of Koo's room mates. The other room mate who shows the full frontal nudity is Girl 4 and is probably Susan Player. Girl 3 is actually a woman and is the school matron who organizes the whole thing with Anthony Andrews. There are also two collages of the obligatory shower scene.

    The film itself is quite ordinary and, without the nudity, is not worth the electrons.

    Lauren Holly
    (1, 2)

    Kari Wuhrer

    Cindy Lehre
    (1, 2)

    Sandy Sheeler
    (1, 2)

    Hili and Gry Park

    Sorority Babes
    (1, 2)

    "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"
    This is quite an enjoyable film and well worth watching. It stars Andrew Dice Clay as a private detective. There is no nudity, just a lot of sexy women with some amazing cleavage caps. This is helped by a scene in a sorority house where The Diceman goes for sanctuary. The named actresses are Lauren Holly, Kari Wuhrer, Cindy Lehre, Sandy Sheeler and twins Hili and Gry Park. (A DVD capture of the twins might show a bit more - my capture equipment couldn't do them justice.) There are also a couple of other collages from the sorority house.
    Drew Barrymore
    (1, 2, 3)
    Drew is the main female lead in "Guncrazy". Drew bares her butt and is also shown wet in a shower. Again, this might be better if captured off DVD. The film's name comes the bloke Drew takes off with. He is quite loopy and is also crazy about guns.
    Robin Tunney

    Dina Spybey

    The collage of Robin Tunney a couple of days ago reminded me of these collages from Julian Po. Christian Slater walks into a small town in backwards America seeking a bit of peace and quiet. The locals are suspicious of his motives and badger him about what he intends to do. To shut them up he tells them he has come to their town to kill himself. Robin Tunney is one of the locals who ends up in bed with him. Dina Spybey decides that Christian needs love and is prepared to 'sacrifice' herself. He doesn't take her up on her offer. I didn't think I'd like the film as much as I did. Well worth watching.
    Dominique Swain
    (1, 2)
    Dominique stars in yet another coming of age film titled "Girl". Dominique decides to outrage her parents and lose her virginity before going to college. No nudity, just a lot of underwear, and the film is only for the fans.
    Kerry Mack
    (1, 2, 3)
    The Aussie actress spends a lot of time topless in Hostage. She was taken hostage by her former husband in a custody dispute. The film was nothing to write home about.
    Kerry Armstrong
    (1, 2, 3)
    Another Aussie named Kerry...shown topless in Hunting. In the movie she falls for a tycoon who has a darker side. Their bedroom antics are video taped and towards the end he rapes her on a boardroom table while an audience looks on. She does get her revenge.
    Gisele Bundchen 4 new collages of top models all with see-thru nipple exposure. Personally I really dig the 80's shades in Caroline #2.
    Audrey Marnay
    Caroline Ribeiro
    (1, 2)
    Claudia Christian
    (1, 2)
    A friend sent along these scans, which he swears are of Claudia Christian, long before she appeared in the bunnymag. The guy is usually correct and the eyes seem right, but what do I know? There may be some clue in the characters but I am miserable at reading those puppies.
    Jade Michaels
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Jade is one of the large crop of nude models in the U.K. who has not appeared on page 3; these are referred to as page 2 or maybe page 33 girls, perhaps? Apparently she has done bit parts on British telly and we can imagine which bits, can't we boys?
    Brit Ekland
    (1, 2)

    Carol Levy

    And then we have three Tuna cap collages, two of which show the early and late years of Britt Ekland's career... and the cutie, Carol Levy in the The Princess and The Call Girl. I edited them a bit and stuck em together in one fashion or another.
    Lydie Denier
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
    Leslie Huntly also appears in a couple of these with Lydie. The movie..."Satan's Princess". The nudity...looks like lots of it including full frontal! The one needed when the nudity is good?
    Debra Lamb Topless and playing with fire (literally)
    Rena Riffel Pre-Showgirls topless scene from "Satan's Princess"
    and ...
    Trine Michelsen
    (1, 2, 3, 4)
    Great bunch of 'caps with all kinds of nudity from the Danish movie "Idioterne" ("The Idiots"). #1 and #2 feature topless, #3 has frontal, and #4 has some hard core action.
    Donna Air From Jenz, here's a B&W of Donna in a bra.
    Jordan and Gabrielle How to have fun with a hose, by Jenz.
    Cameron Diaz Looks like this is Cameron's "Baby Spice look-a-like Contest" entry. Thanks to Sisyphus.
    Brigitte Lahaie Very nice topless scan of the Eurobabe by Petzy.
    Régine Bourgeois A full frontal, by Petzy.
    The Funnies
    New "Drive-thru" Cash Machine

    Please note that with the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point machines customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

    To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (ie. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.

    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Wind down your car window.
    3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Wind up window.
    7. Drive off

    1. Drive up to cash machine.
    2. Reverse back the required amount to align card window to machine.
    3. Re-start the stalled engine
    4. Wind down the window
    5. Find handbag, remove all the contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
    6. Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror.
    7. Attempt to insert card into machine.
    8. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
    9. Insert card.
    10.Re-insert card the right way up.
    11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside backpage.
    12. Enter PIN.
    13. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
    14. Enter amount of cash required.
    15. Re-check makeup in rear view mirror
    16. Retrieve cash and receipt
    17. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
    18. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
    19. Re-check make up again.
    20. Drive forward 2 metres.
    21. Reverse back to cash machine.
    22. Retrieve card.
    23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
    24. Re-check make-up.
    25. Re-start stalled engine and pull out.
    26. Drive for 3 to 4 miles.
    27. Release handbrake

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