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              The Bounty (1984): 
                  There have been several well-known film versions of the 
                  mutiny on board the HMS Bounty during the return portion of an 
                  expedition to Tahiti in 1789. Fletcher Christian, the leader 
                  of the mutineers, has been played by such screen legends as 
                  Errol Flynn, Clark Gable, and Marlon Brando. This particular 
                  version of the story features Mel Gibson in the Christian 
                  role, and Anthony Hopkins as William Bligh, the legal 
                  commander of the ship. The impressive supporting cast also 
                  includes Laurence Olivier, Daniel Day-Lewis and Liam Neeson. Ambitious? You bet. It not only 
                  features big stars, but a big story as well. The historical 
                  details of the story are so complex that
                  
                  Nordhoff and Hall required three books to tell the whole tale. 
                  The first volume told of the actual mutiny. The second 
                  recounted Captain Cook's sail to safety in an open launch 
                  after he was set adrift from the Bounty. This was one of the 
                  most miraculous acts of seamanship in history. Bligh managed 
                  to traverse 3600 miles of open sea in an overcrowded boat, 
                  with nothing but a sextant and a watch, and he lost not a 
                  single member of his 18 loyal crewmen at sea.  The third 
                  Nordhoff/Hall volume followed the fate of the mutineers after 
                  their insurrection, including the establishment and ultimate 
                  failure of their new society on remote, uncharted, unpopulated 
                  Pitcairn Island. The 1984 film uses as a framing device 
                  the hearing in which the Royal Navy examined Bligh's 
                  responsibility for the loss of his ship. Various and assorted 
                  admirals and other stuffy old bewigged fellows huff and puff 
                  about while Bligh pleads his case. This hearing was not based 
                  on a presumption of irresponsibility on Bligh's part, but was 
                  an automatic proceeding under British law, and Bligh was 
                  ultimately exonerated of any wrongdoing after he told his 
                  story, which we see in flashbacks. Somehow we also manage to 
                  see something of Fletcher's men post-mutiny as well, although 
                  Bligh could not be narrating their story to the court. The 
                  story ends with the mutineers burning the Bounty, symbolically 
                  separating themselves from England forever. Their ultimate 
                  fate is not addressed, not are the fates of the other men, 
                  loyalists and mutineers alike, who stayed behind on Tahiti to 
                  face their eventual courts-martial in England. This version is generally believed to 
                  be the closest any film has come to the historical truth. The 
                  earlier versions of the story were based to some degree or 
                  another on the Nordhoff/Hall works, and those tended to 
                  portray Bligh as a ruthless taskmaster in contrast to 
                  Christian the compassionate hero. That inaccurate perspective 
                  is basically the result of Christian's brother having won the 
                  public relations battle with William Bligh back in England. 
                  Although the courts sided with Bligh, and he is considered to 
                  have been a fair man and a rather lenient disciplinarian by 
                  the standards of the day, he was an acid-tongued individual 
                  with few friends while (as the Wikipedia entry states) Edward 
                  Christian was a "celebrated barrister and brother of 
                  Fletcher. He wrote an impassioned screed defending his brother 
                  and had it appended to the court-martial proceedings of the 10 
                  prisoners from the Bounty that had been captured in Tahiti and 
                  brought to London for trial. Although Bligh wrote a defense of 
                  his character supported by statements from crewmen on the 
                  Bounty and other vessels, Bligh lost the public opinion war. 
                  Thus was created the popular myth of the villainous Bligh and 
                  the noble Christian." In reality, Bligh 
                  was not only acquitted by the hearing, but went on to a long a 
                  distinguished career in the Royal Navy, eventually rising to 
                  the rank of vice-admiral! The 1984 film is not based on the 
                  Nordhoff/Hall books, but on a 1972 account called "Captain 
                  Bligh and Mister Christian," written by Richard Hough. Lacking 
                  the "Christian as hero" conceit, the film takes a very unusual 
                  approach to the central character of Christian. It turns him 
                  into a virtual bystander. He rarely speaks. (I wonder if this 
                  always part of the character, or whether it was changed to 
                  accommodate Mel Gibson's uneasy British accent.) While the 
                  other Fletcher Christians of cinema have been tortured souls (Brando) 
                  or men of derring-do (Flynn and Gable), Gibson is simply a man 
                  of derring-don't, an enigmatic and taciturn figure guided by 
                  inertia, a reluctant leader who seems to offer his men neither 
                  leadership nor counsel, and never offers us a clear idea of 
                  why he chose to betray his friend, a man he had sailed with 
                  twice previously without incident. In fact, Christian was 
                  Bligh's protégé, and gladly signed on for the third voyage, 
                  during the early part of which Bligh promoted him over another 
                  officer to second-in-command. It seems to me that any version 
                  of this story needs to offer some explanation of how their 
                  friendship could have turned around so quickly.  Richard Hough's source book does offer 
                  that explanation, but the movie dropped it. Hough 
                  hypothesizes that Captain Bligh and Fletcher Christian were 
                  really gay lovers, and that their intimate relationship 
                  explains why Bligh was so jealous of Christian's love affair 
                  with his Tahitian girl, why he rode Christian so hard after 
                  they sailed from Tahiti, and why he was in such a foul mood in 
                  general from the time Christian took on his native lover. 
                  Although that hypothesis supplied the motivation which the 
                  film was lacking, I'm glad the screenplay dropped the 
                  homosexual angle, although I have to admit that it might have 
                  been entertaining to see some sex scenes between Mad Max and 
                  Dr. Lecter. It is, however, quite 
                  interesting to watch the film after finding out that the 
                  source book had posited this theory, because there are some 
                  sequences that make more sense if you accept the gay subtext. 
                  In particular, there is a long sequence in which Bligh 
                  fidgets, fusses, and sleeps fitfully on the ship while 
                  Christian romps with his native lover, and the sequence could 
                  easily be interpreted to imply that Bligh is thinking of 
                  Christian and missing him romantically, although one would not 
                  draw that conclusion without knowing the theory in advance, or 
                  at least I didn't when I first watched the film. I assumed 
                  that Bligh was worried that his friend was "going native" and 
                  would be hard to re-civilize, and I felt that Bligh was 
                  perhaps a bit jealous because of his own seeming inability to 
                  enjoy his stay in Tahiti while Fletcher was just having such a 
                  good time. Although the script didn't make 
                  Fletcher Christian gay, it did make him a bit of a weakling 
                  and so passive as to be virtually non-existent, and that makes 
                  the film uninvolving. As you watch this, you might share my 
                  strong dislike for both men. You may also feel that too much 
                  of the film's running time is occupied by spectacles which do 
                  not advance the story: the long, long greeting party in 
                  Tahiti; the long, long native ceremonies; the long, long 
                  period of storms wracking the ship as it tries to sail around 
                  the Horn. And after all that, the film still seems to end in 
                  the middle of the story. The Bounty splits critics and 
                  audiences. Critics loved it. Roger Ebert and the BBC gave it 
                  perfect scores. 92% of the reviews linked from Rotten Tomatoes 
                  are positive. Yet the film opened on a weekend with three 
                  other big releases, and finished last among the four. It also 
                  lost out to some carry-overs. When the smoke had cleared, the 
                  total gross was a mere $8 million, despite the superstar cast. 
                  Critics may go to the theater for a history lesson, and may 
                  view a balanced and accurate film positively, but very few 
                  moviegoers give a whit for accuracy. Hey, I know the Gable/Laughton 
                  version was bullshit. But very entertaining bullshit. The main 
                  question moviegoers tend to ask is this: is the story 
                  fast-moving and involving enough to entertain? Based on the 
                  box office, this one was obviously not.   IMDb says 6.7. I'd say that's quite fair, in that it 
                  recognizes the film's excellent production values and 
                  brilliant cast,  but also acknowledges its limitations 
 
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                              | Bill Maher - New Rules: America Isn't #1 
                                
                              
                              Brian Atene today  
                                Remember the guy who did the audition tape 
                                for Kubrick? Well, this is supposed to be him 
                                today. You know that the real Atene has to surface 
                                soon (assuming the original tape is genuine, 
                                which is a big assumption) 
                                
                              
                              Excerpts from Lynne Cheney's SISTERS, as well 
                              as her interview with the Wolfman.  
                                
                              
                              Cheney Furious Over Release of Sex Tape ... 
                              Calls Timing Politically Motivated  
                                
                              
                              "Japanese competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi will 
                              try to defend his title in a Tennessee 
                              hamburger-eating contest in which he is 
                              undefeated."  
                                
                              
                              9 Reasons Not to Upgrade to Firefox 2.0  
                                The techno-nerds are basically advising to 
                                stick with 1.5. Unfortunately, I upgraded 
                                yesterday!   Slashdot Discussion:
                              
                              "'The FBI has raided the home of Christopher 
                              Soghoian, the grad student who created the NWA 
                              boarding pass site. Details can be found on his 
                              blog including a scanned copy of the warrant. "
                               
                                
                              
                              Zombies are real in New York - dead voters 
                              continue to cast ballots, eat brains.  
                                "A new statewide database of registered 
                                voters contains as many as 77,000 dead people on 
                                its rolls, and as many as 2,600 of them have 
                                cast votes from the grave."   Legends in local advertising:
                              
                              Rochester's Jim "The Hammer" Shapiro. I LOVE 
                              this guy. Check out the fourth one down.    Legends in local advertising:
                              
                              "Norton Furniture in Cleveland, Ohio. His name is 
                              Marc, and you can count on it!"  
                                
                              
                              "Lucy Liu does a little 'European nudity' for new 
                              horror flick"  
                                
                              
                              Master of sleight-of-hand, street magician Cyril 
                              Takayama manipulates a cigarette  
                                
                              
                              Top 10 Scariest Video Games  
                                
                              
                              Today's kids today are much harder to scare.
                               
                                Oh, those kids today with their fancy-schmancy 
                                serial killer movies and their MTV and their 
                                CGI. Why in my day, nobody went to any trouble 
                                to scare us. We would just go to an empty 
                                theater and try to scare each other by hiding 
                                behind the seats. Sometimes we would go see Mike 
                                Dwyer's Uncle Sean, and get scared by his 
                                goiter. Occasionally, for a really good scare, 
                                my mom would cook. 
                                
                              
                              Weekend Box Office Results for October 27–29, 2006
                               
                                The top twelve were just about even with 
                                last year. They were actually up by $2.1 
                                million, and that was completely accounted for 
                                by the difference between Saw 2 and Saw 3. Saw 3 opened with $34 million, compared to 
                                $32m for its predecessor, and $18m for the first 
                                one in the series. Saw 3 and Saw 2 were 
                                virtually identical in the "average per theater" 
                                column, but the latest one was in 200 more 
                                theaters. Scorsese scored well again. The Departed 
                                held on to the #2 slot, and dropped only 27% 
                                despite losing a few theaters. In a week in which the carry-over films had 
                                generally small drops, Grudge 2 was an 
                                exception, dropping 60%, presumably because it 
                                faced direct competition for its target audience 
                                from Saw 3. Running with Scissors did well in limited 
                                distribution, and actually finished second in 
                                the "per screen" column to climb to tenth in 
                                aggregate revenues Catch a Fire couldn't have done much worse. 
                                It barely crawled to $2m, which was less than 
                                half of expectations. And expectations were low 
                                to begin with!  
                               
                                
                              
                              Urban Legends Reference Pages: Halloween Legends
                               
                                
                              
                              Second Lady Lynne Cheney Vehemently Denies 
                              Repulsive Charges That She Writes Hot & Heavy 
                              Lesbo Smut  
                                "It's just absurd, thinking that I would 
                                ever write or even think about the fragrant, 
                                hirsute folds of sweet, honey-flavored vulvas!" 
                                
                              
                              "Six More Commonly Believed Things That Are False 
                              "  
                                
                              
                              Harry Houdini - murdered spy???  
                                
                              
                              Nicole Richie Celebrity Death Watch 
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 Dirt Merchant (1999) 
 
  Dirt Merchant is a comedy that went direct to late night cable and is 
  also available on DVD. This is clearly a very low budget 
  effort, despite a familiar cast, with names like David Faustino, David DeLouise, Julie Benz, 
  Anthony Michael Hall, and porn star Jenna Jameson. The film opens with Danny Masterson, as the title character, announcing that 
  he just completed his first big case as a private investigator. He came to LA 
  to join some school friends and make his name in the music business. He wanted 
  to be creative director when he was hired as gopher by a one artist label. 
  When he wandered into an investor meeting, was asked his opinion, and gave it, 
  he was fired. After wallowing in self-pity until he was dead broke, he landed 
  a job as a process server. Meanwhile, he ex, Julie Benz, has taken the job he 
  wanted. When he finds the label's artist dead in the process of serving a 
  warrant, he must solve the case to clear his name, with the help of his room 
  mates. Along the way, he hooks up with the singer's girlfriend, Holly So 
  Tightly (Jenna Jameson), a porn star who wants to make it in the recording 
  industry. It is probably not possible to judge from the above if this film is worth 
  watching or not. It would be all in the execution.  The film is loud and disjointed, there is nearly constant 
  narration, and very little character development. And the music was definitely 
  not my cup of tea. 
 Breasts and buns help... but not enough. Generously, this is a very low C-. IMDb readers say 4.5.   
             
            
   
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Notes and collages 
  
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    ...if you have not seen this film then I would be cheating you by 
    explaining this collage.  ...on a tangent Pia was married to a very wealthy person who was able to 
    get her film roles of which this is one...  Personally I see her as a major cutie (and I like this film.)    
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  | Per Zoo magazine, England's "Top 20 Models" of 2004, all naked together |  
  
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  | Caroline Chojnacki in Live 
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