For
Christ's Sake is a
no-budget comedy that
was filmed in 2009,
never released to
theaters, and stuck on
a shelf somewhere
until it came to DVD.
That probably tells
you more about its
quality than any
comments I could make.
It's about a priest
who loans his the
emergency fund of his
parish to his brother
for cancer treatments.
When he decides to pay
that brother a
surprise visit, he
discovers his lowlife
sibling cancer-free,
using the money to
make a porno film.
Should the priest stop
production of the film
and do God's will, or
should he allow it to
continue so he can get
the money back into
the church's account
before anyone
discovers it's
missing?
It's a profound moral
dilemma that
Kieslowski somehow
missed in his
Decalogue.
The dilemma is easy
enough to resolve
however, when the
priest falls in love
with the top female
porn star, then
realizes he can raise
more money for the
homeless by quitting
the priesthood and
making profitable porn
films for Jesus.
By the way, John
Schneider plays the
part of God - and he's
still driving the
General Lee!
The film features the
gigantic breasts of
Sara Rue, the former
fatty who managed
somehow to slim down
without losing very
much of her chest.
Lucky girl!
