Indecent Desire (1967) is a Doris Wishman sexploitation film, and has a somewhat more interesting plot than most of her films. A skid row type is trash picking, and finds a fashion doll, and a ring. He has some sexual attraction to the doll and later sees Sharon Kent on the street. He decides she is his doll come to life. Whenever he fondles the doll, Kent feels his caresses. Her work mate and girlfriend, Jackie Richards, is little help, as she is more interested in getting laid, and her boyfriend is out of town. When the stalker realizes she is seeing another man, he starts torturing the doll.
Both women show breasts and buns, mostly dressing and undressing. In typical Wishman fashion, the film is dubbed, but reasonably well this time. We have some patented Wishman camera angles, such as a low camera shooting up at a topless woman, but little or now footage of inanimate objects, other than the doll, which is very much a part of the story. Kent has nine credits between 1966 and 1970. As Does Richards.
IMDb has this at 3.1, but with very few votes. Compared to real films, this is probably fair, but as a Doris Wishman sexploitation effort, it has a lot of nudity and a reasonably interesting premise and rates a C on our scale.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
White Chicks - Unrated (2004)
You can skip this one.
The "unrated" is hype, at least as far as skin goes. There is no
nudity, despite one scene that was obviously set up to include
nudity, and actually includes naked body parts just out of camera
range. Two other FBI agents, rivals who don't like the Wayans
brothers, publicly pull open the blouse of one Wayans and pull down
the pants of the other in order to show the FBI bureau chief that
the boys are not the real heiresses - only to find out that
they accidentally grabbed the REAL heiresses. Oops!
It WOULD have made a great nude scene.
It's also a generally unfunny and obvious movie. And, of course, the
premise is absurd, even for a slapstick comedy. Two of the Wayans
lads impersonate two white female socialites - in a room full of
long-term acquaintances of the real heiresses. Get real. Perhaps the
lads might hope to succeed if the disguises had to fool some people
who had never met the real heiresses face-to-face, because the
Wayans brothers did look kinda sorta convincing as women, in a
putty-face sort of way. But that ain't how it went down. The script
called for them to fool the lifelong friends of the girls.
(How did they explain their height? "We had our knees done.")
I guess you just had to suspend disbelief a lot more than usual.
It's interesting that two black men can get away with impersonating
two white women for comic effect. Do you think it would be
considered acceptable for two white men to put on blackface to
impersonate two black sisters in a lowbrow comedy? Maybe, but I
Reminds me of a strange story.
In my TV days I once had to play a black man. Yes, I know that is in
bad taste, but I had no choice. Here's the story. We had a black
actor who failed to show up for the taping because of a mix up in
scheduling. We had a studio reserved, a deadline to meet, a budget
to stay within, and all of the crew and cast assembled and on the
clock. The part required a black man - any black man who could
deliver a couple of simple lines - for a simple visual joke. A
small, skinny white guy with a squeaky voice, ala Gilligan, was
supposed to introduce his twin brother, a burly and polysyllabic
black man with a voice like James Earl Jones. Because of the
interrelated nature of the sketches, there was no way to re-write
the entire show. There was no black man available, not even one of
the crew members. I was elected. I was actually working as a writer,
standing around the set in my suit because I went to the taping
after working my other job. The producer/director didn't care if I
was a writer or an actor. It didn't matter to him if I was Walt
Fucking Whitman, because he was paying a bunch of technical guys by
the hour, and I had the right build and the right voice for the
role, so the make-up guys got busy on me and transformed my white
surfer-boy ass into a makeshift James Earl Jones. (You
can see what I really look like here - or rather what I looked
like a few years ago. I'm about as black as Rutger Hauer.)
Of course, we weren't demeaning the character. The whole joke was
simply in the fact that the two guys were twins. I was wearing a
three-piece suit and I delivered my one or two lines with my best
Darth Vader impersonation, so there was nothing especially
undignified about it, but I was still relieved that there were no
letters or calls of complaint, and the show was pulled from the
re-run schedule. Without the permission of those who actually owned
the rights, I personally stole and destroyed the original 3/4 inch
commercial grade video, so I am sure the broadcast was never seen
again and could never be seen again by anyone in the future. I doubt
if there are fifteen people in the world who would remember seeing
(I do still have a 1/2 inch consumer grade VHS tape of the show,
which I made with my home VCR from the broadcast, but that sucker is
stayin' on the shelf!)
Anyway, I guess my point is this. I was terrified of the reaction I
might get from playing a black character out of necessity, even
though it was a sympathetic portrayal, an intellectual, and the only
dignified and intelligent character on the show. Yet the Wayans
Brothers didn't seem be worried about the appropriateness of
lampooning the daylights out of white female socialites in various
cruel and degrading ways.
This does not seem to be a two-way street.
I'm not arguing that it should be. I've thought about it some, but I
still just don't know how I feel about it.
I'm just sayin' ...
Proof there is a just and loving God. Paris and Nicole to do
'Simple Life 3'
- URL says it all:
CollegeHumor.com. They update daily.
Here's the teaser from Blood Rayne, the latest movie made from a
video game. Because we need more of those.
Here are four clips from Finding Neverland, which stars Johnny
Depp as the author of Peter Pan.
Dennis Miller chats with Lou Dobbs.
A very nice collection of pictures from Ocean's 12
The latest celebrity sex tape features Usher in a threesome with
The Onion's new Election Day Guide
Actress Pamela Anderson has asked Governor Richardson to ban
cockfighting in New Mexico. The submitter wrote: "Ya
can't go wrong with Pam Anderson and cockfighting in the same
headline. By the way, Rodney Dangerfield claimed comedy was just a
sideline for him. He said "I make my money at my regular line of
work: I sing the national anthem at cockfights".
- Written by the submitter: "Here's a couple of pictures that I
don't remember seeing on your site during the Summer Olympics.
Remember the Romanian darling of Olympics past ... Nadia Comaneci?
Well, here she is, all growed up and smuggling melons and
chestnuts. From coverage of the Woman's Softball
opening...Nadia threw out the first pitch...bet she had some
serious momentum to overcome!"
Are you curious about Stolen Honor, the John Kerry film that was
to be shown, then wasn't? Well, here it is. Make up your own mind.
Christian Bale's Bat costume. This isn't quite as cool
as I imagined it would be.
Shock-Jock Howard Stern Skywalker crosses light sabers with the
evil empire's Grand Moff Michael Powell.
Peter Falk gives up his acting career to draw naked chicks.
Monster one-ton ocean sunfish washes up in N.Z. I have
never heard of this fish - one strange-lookin' critter.
The Daily Show looks at the power of television - as leading
politicians take to the morning shows.
Four free short videos from Playboy's Amateur Home Videos!
Playmate Gallery - Jennifer Rovero - July, 1999 - Courtesy of
Theater counts for this new entries this week: Saw 2000+, Ray
1800, Birth 450
- This week's movies: (limited release this week, wider next
Birth - 67% positive reviews. This is the one with
Kidman and the little kid int he bathtub. It seems to be an arty
film, which evoked strongly polarized responses.
- The good: "Evoking Stanley Kubrick in its slowly
spellbinding pacing and meticulous, always unpredictable
technical attributes, Birth is a visually sumptuous work."
- The bad: "What a boring piece of shit!"
- This week's movies:
Ray - 78% positive reviews. That high score is
deceptive. Reviewers liked it because of some strong positives,
but were not that enthusiastic. A summary of critical opinion is
that the film (1) has lots of great Ray Charles music (2) features
a brilliant performance by Jamie Foxx (3) but is a routine
- This week's movies:
Saw - 60% positive reviews.
- "A cult classic waiting to happen for those who like their
Horror Movies dark, smart, twisted and hard."
- "A refreshingly grim and cynical film for adults only."
The Weekend Warrior - Box Office previews and predictions for the
weekend to come.
Here's the latest Paris Hilton Sex Tape (Paris gets Spanked!)
Dick Cheney warns that a vote for Kerry means Hollywood will film
Gigli 2. But Kerry, on the campaign trail in
Pennsylvania, was quick to fire back at Cheney, telling his
audience that "'Gigli' happened on Cheney's watch.
Interview with Christopher Walken
- URL says it all:
Humpty Dumpty (The King James Version) "And they came
with haste, and their number was seven times seventy, to where the
Egg didst lie broken. And when they saw it they were sore afraid,
for they knew not whether `twas in their power to assemble yon Egg
ast it had been in the beginning. And though they girdeth their
loins, and toileth as the lily in the fields toileth not, verily
the pieces wouldst not and couldst not be brought together again.
When the news was brought even unto the king, the king was filled
with great wrath. And all gates trembled, and the voice of the
turtle was stilled. "
Bush and Kerry sing the Political Bohemian Rhapsody
Bush Leads 51% to 46% among likely voters.
The first look at Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka.
Extreme cinema returns with a vengeance.
I, Ron Jeremy
"10 SURE-FIRE TIPS T0 AVOID WORK FOREVER"
- More comedy gold from Triumph -
Triumph the Insult Dog goes after the spin doctors after the
debates. Triumph told one of Bush's spinners that "Bush
ought to be popular with female voters, because he's a douche"
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Stripped to Kill, Part 2
There are about a zillion of these Grade B stripper
movies with similar titles. This one is better than most. It is
unusual in three ways (1) No Maria Ford!! (2) While it will not be
confused with a David Mamet script, it does have a fairly
interesting plot with some clever twists (3) It has mainstream
actress Key Lenz as an undercover cop posing as a stripper.
You can find Lenz in the Tuesday page. Here is
Deborah Ann Nassar.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
Words, pictures, and vids from
Hi Scoopy !
Some time ago I still found a part of the movie Sweet Country
(1986) on an old videotape of mine. I transferred the nude
scenes from this flick to DVD and now I'm sending you the clips.
Unfortunately some nudity by Carole Laure is missing, but
there's still plenty to look at.
Furthermore I think this must
be the only time in her career that Jane Alexander showed a bit
of skin, albeit rather dark.
That's all for now, hope to be back soon with far more
interesting material in better quality.
- Here's a quick .jpg sample of Jane Alexander. It is not great,
but well worth a look, since this is her only screen flesh, and
there have never been good caps of this scene.
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today the Ghost takes a look at the mega-lo budget Sci-fi flick "Terminal Virus" (1995), starring James Brolin! He did get divorced that year. My guess is he that he took this gig to pay for the lawyers.
- Elena Sahagun topless and smoking cigars with Jimbo.
- Elena Sahagun zipped .wmv
- Kehli O'Byrne also topless as she strips for a love scene.
- Kehli O'Byrne zipped .wmv
- Nikki Fritz...her big uns are bouncing as she runs away from a dude (having those silly-cones bouncing like that must hurt!). Eventually she is caught and roughed up a bit.
- Nikki Fritz zipped .wmv
- Some unknowns bathing. All 3 B's are on display.
- Unknonws zipped .wmv
'Caps and comments by Dann:
No one will accuse this 2004 direct-to-video horror flick of being academy award material, but it IS somewhat interesting, with a plot that's twisty and different.
Charles and Deborah are married with a pre-teen daughter, fight and bicker constantly, but are really very much in love. They are also serial killers who enjoy doing their deeds together (but they fight about whose turn is next, method of the kill, etc.). Things come to a head in this quirky drama when they decide the best plan is to kill one another.
Not great, but defintely different. Despite it's many flaws, I enjoyed it.
Another batch of excellent HDTV 'caps featuring the tight tops, cleavage and teaser shots of prime time television.
|From last week's episode of ABC's new (and surprise hit) series "Lost". Grace shows a bit of bum as the wind blows up her skirt, and Lilly is wearing her usual tank top. Recently Ain't it Cool News posted some buzz that had Lilly in the running to be the next Lois Lane in upcoming "Superman Returns", directed by Bryan Singer.
|Two of the "Las Vegas" regulars looking hot as always. Plus one of last week's guest stars didn't look to shabby either.
|From last week's episode of the NBC comedy "Scrubs". Graham showed off about 8 square miles of cleavage, Chalke wore some lingerie, and Malick had a small part playing "Hot Contortionist".
|Sarah Michelle Gellar
||Buffy looking über-cute on Conan.
||Graham showing her support for the Red Sox....in underwear form. Scenes from the Adam Sandler/Jack Nicholson movie, "Anger Management" (2003).
|Don Juan 'caps of the "The Nanny" baring a bit o' breast in scenes from the 1990 movie "Cadillac Man", starring Robin Williams and Tim Robbins.
|Señor Skin 'caps of the UK babe baring all 3 B's in scenes from "Complicity" (2000). You can find it on video under the title "Retribution".
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
POLITICAL CELBRITY NEWS
Take My Wife, Please - While stumping for Republicans, Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger is poking fun at his uncle-in-law. He said he has to return
the pumpkin his kids bought because it's a Democratic pumpkin: "It has the
orange color of John Kerry's tan and the roundness of Teddy Kennedy." He
later said if you lined up California's budget in $100 bills, it would
reach halfway around Ted Kennedy. He told the crowd that Ted is one of his
favorite relatives because he comes to his house and eats all the desserts.
That WOULD explain why Maria is so thin.
If he keeps this up, the only Hummer he'll ever get is the
one parked in his garage.
Arnold says if this causes friction in the family, he'll drive off that
bridge when he comes to it.
REALITY SHOW FAD BURNING OUT?
No Comic Standing - The reality show fad that threatened to put TV writers
and actors out of work seems to be fading. This season, scripted shows
like "Desperate Housewives" are hits while several new reality show such as
"The Benefactor" have bombed. Ratings for older hits like "Fear Factor,"
"The Bachelor" and "Last Comic Standing" have nosedived; and even megahits
like "The Apprentice" are slipping. "Extreme Makeover" and "Wife Swap" are
among the few major reality hits left.
If you really want a hit, do "Extreme Wife Makeover Swap!" Makeover
both wives, then swap 'em!
"Extreme Makeover" has to stay on the air until there are no more ugly
people left in America.
Viewers got bored with reality shows because now all the contestants
look like TV actors.
But without reality shows, where will our new celebrities come from?!
You can only watch so many non-famous people eating worms before you
say, "Hey! Why isn't Ashlee Simpson doing this?!"
ASHLEE SIMPSON EXCUSES PILE UP
Her Dad Said, "D'oh!" - Ashlee Simpson went through several excuses for her
lip-synch disaster on "Saturday Night Live." First, she claimed her band
played the wrong song. Then, her dad claimed it was just an extra backing
track to fill out her voice because she was hoarse from acid reflux
disease. Then Ashlee claimed she was hoarse from the stress of a heavy
promotional schedule. But when fans on her website began vowing never to
buy her records again, she finally admitted it was silly to blame her band,
but said, "I was just so f---ing embarrassed. But I don't think it did me
much harm, and people will see that soon."
* She'll soon be singing live again, while working the fryer at
It was a recorded statement.
Now her fans are mad at her for saying "f---ing."
Her fans were shocked: learning that Ashlee Simpson is a no-talent fake
is like hearing that Jessica Simpson's breasts aren't real.
If she didn't really have acid reflux disease before, she does now.
CLUB SLAPS BACK AT ZETA-JONES
Sweet Sue - The Spice House in Reno fired back at Catherine Zeta-Jones for
suing them for using her photo on their website. Owner Kent Wallace says
they're just a little topless club and Jones is a "big bully." He said the
photos came from a German royalty-free graphics site; they didn't know it
was her and just thought it was a beautiful woman, so she should be
flattered. They removed them as soon as she complained, but she sued
anyway. He said there are "butt naked" photos of her on the Internet they
could have posted, but "the most famous cleavage in (her) family is on the
chin of her father-in-law (Kirk Douglas)."
How DARE they say hers isn't the most famous cleavage! She's suing
She can't be on a royalty-free graphics site because she's royalty.
They didn't recognize her?! Forget the lawsuit, she's having them