• Meg Ryan (1, 2, 3)

Sex, Lies, & Politics (1998) night two. Before we get to the rest of the plot and the rest of the women, I should probably say a little something about Milo Manara, who was the inspiration for this click series. This Italian erotic cartoonist has transcended the adult comic idiom by virtue of his whimsical stories and great art work. His women are realistic, perfect, ripe and lush. I have run into his work all over the world, including a small town in Turkey. While searching for information on the Web, however, I found very few links to English language sites. This one will give you an idea of his wonderful work.

Tonight, Ron Slick, the lobbyist, has been attacked on the air by reporter Jacqueline Lovel. He "clicks" her on an airplane, and she is arrested upon landing for her wanton strip and masturbation in first class. He then visits her in jail, and when she refuses to recant her story, he clicks her again, making her the willing partner to her lesbian cell-mate, Kiva. Slick is visited by a female cop (Jennifer Burton), because Lovel has told her about the device. When Burton accidently clicks herself, she rapes Slick.

Next, Slick tries Lovel again, this time on a train. She is now in perpetual heat, however, and jumps him before he can even use the clicker. Finally, two government agents after the clicker get zapped.

Jane Stowe, as the female agent, shows breasts.

Kiva shows breasts and buns.

Lovel shows everything.

Jennifer Burton also shows everything.

Absent the delicious parody of Rod Steele, this is no more than pleasant eye candy, but sometimes that is enough for a soft core film. C.

Updates:

• New volumes: Teri Hatcher
• updated: Meg Ryan

OTHER CRAP:

• Nicole Eggert in Stuff Magazine

• Meg Ryan topless - screen captures from In the Cut. Gotta love the British tabloids, this time The News of the World

• Sex, Death, and Otters: a look back at old-time men's pulp magazines.

• The Music Scene: Stink Mitt Plus Nashville Pussy Equals A Whole Lotta Genitalia

• Photographic artist to create the masterpiece 450 Naked Women Waiting for a Train. Ah, the joy of classical art. It reminds me of Michelangelo's greatest painting: "35 naked Italian chicks waiting to blow me".

• Police arrest a man for stealing 440 left shoes. Interestingly, almost all of those naked women in Grand Central Station limped away from the photoshoot.

• Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have almost brought peace to the Middle East. It's good to know that, even in the highly unlikely event that Pitt and Aniston fail, we still have Ben and Jen to fall back on.

• Mike's nikegridiron.com is a semi-addictive pursuit

• url says it all: TrampLamps.com

• ACTRESS Sandra Bullock has found new love with a fellow Austinite, cycling legend Lance Armstrong.

• The internet is about to run out of IP addresses

• Stephanie McMahon marries HHH

• At last it can be revealed - Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ. At least he said he was, according to the CBS version of his life.

• California fires move Monday Night Football game to Phoenix

• Canada is the world champion of rock, paper, scissors. Funny stuff. These people go through elaborate preparations to maintain the illusion of a sporting competition. The team from the U.K showed up with their team doctor!

• "Scary Movie 3,' enjoyed a record-smashing No. 1 debut with a $50 million weekend! On the other side of the rainbow, Angelina Jolie's new movie opened with a pathetic $2 million, and she appears to be off the list of people who can open a movie.

• A "salute" to Clint Howard

• GWYNETH Paltrow is a modest maiden and does't want the world to see her nipple. She's asking for a famous photo of her to be removed from an exhibition

• P. Diddy Quits Sex For 2 Weeks Before ING NYC Marathon. If two weeks without sex is necessary for a 26 mile run, I figure I should be able to run from here to Nome.

• Atari 2600 Porn and a Brief History of Video Games

• One more picture of Miss Afghanistan

Other crap archives. May also include newer material than the ones above, since it's sorta in real time.

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Here are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.

• The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
• If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
• A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
• If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

• Nicole Eggert, the former "Charles in Charge" and "Baywatch" co-star topless and gettin' it on in scenes from "Blown Away" (1992).

• Valeria Golino, topless in scenes from the Italian movie "Respiro" (2002).

Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

"The Return of the Living Dead"

1985 follow-up to Night of the Living Dead is a fun zombie movie with some nice nudity by Linnea Quigley.

A pair of morons working at a medical supply warehouse accidentially release a deadly chemical into the air. This chemical has the nasty side-effect of bringing corpses to life, and the fun begins. :-)

• Linnea Quigley

"Starry Night"
Another unknown in Starry Night, who is an artist's model.

• Unknown

"Spaceballs"
Spaceballs is a PG-rated spoof of Star Wars so there's no nudity. There's cleavage by and unknown waitress and Daphne Zuniga looks sexy in her outfit.

• Waitress
• Daphne Zuniga

"Staying Together"
You get to see a lot more of Daphne Zuniga in Staying Together with a naked rear view. Dinah Manoff and Stockard Channing are also worth a look.

• Daphne Zuniga
• Dinah Manoff
• Stockard Channing

"California Suite"
In California Suite we have pokies and the briefest of nip slip by Denise Galik. There may be a briefer nip slip by Maggie Smith, and Jane Fonda looks good in a bikini,

• Denise Galik (1, 2)
• Maggie Smith (1, 2)
• Jane Fonda (1, 2)

"The Player"
The nudity in The Player comes from Cynthia Stevenson and some unknown naked swimmer. Cher shows cleavage, such as it is, and there's pokies by Greta Scacchi.

• Cynthia Stevenson (1, 2)
• Unknown
• Cher
• Greta Scacchi (1, 2)

"Speedway Junky"
No nudity in Speedway Junky but Daryl Hannah and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen are worth looking at.

• Daryl Hannah
• Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (1, 2)

"Parker Kane"
Amanda Pays is topless in Parker Kane but nothing is visible. The nudity comes from and unidentified woman.

• Amanda Pays (1, 2)
• Unknown

"Highway"
There's a topless Kimberley Kates, and maybe a bit of bush, in Highway. There's pokies by Selma Blair and some nice caps of Arden Myrin and some unknown pros.

• Kimberley Kates (1, 2)
• Selma Blair (1, 2, 3)
• Arden Myrin
• Unknowns

"Mistress of the Dark"
I gather Halloween is coming up in America so it is appropriate that we finish up with Elvira in Mistress of the Dark. No nudity visible but lots and lots of cleavage. There's also a brief upskirt by Susan Kellermann.

• Elvira (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
• Susan Kellermann