Top 10 Worst Things to say to a Police Officer
  1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
  3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
  4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!!
  5. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
  6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
  7. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
  8. Bad cop! No Donut!
  9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on "Cops"?
Top terms for female masturbation
  • Digit Disco
  • Buzzing the honey hole
  • Backslappin' Betty
  • Bailing out the Gravy Boat
  • Beaver bashin'
  • Bouncing the bearded clam
  • Buffing the box
  • Buffing the jewel
  • Buttering up the whisker biscuit
  • Clam twiddlin' jamboree
  • Critter crammin'
  • Damming the beaver
  • Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
  • Diddling miss daisy
  • Diggin' for clams
  • Digitis Erectus
  • Fingering the fountain
  • Flicking the minnow
  • Friday night lip service
  • Frosting the muffin of love
  • Giving yourself the finger
  • Going for the gooey duct
  • Impeaching Bush
  • Juicing the clam
  • Let your fingers do the walking
  • Lip smacking
  • Menage a'moi
  • Petting the kitty
  • Piddly Diddler
  • Playing the squeezebox
  • Pokin' the pie
  • Polishing the little pink pearl
  • Pumping the kooter
  • Punchin' the chipmunk
  • Reading in Braille
  • Riding the clitorisauras
  • Romancing thy own
  • Roughing up the suspect
  • Self-guided tuna boat tour
  • Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
  • Spanking Lucy
  • Stroking the newt
  • Ticklin' the taco
  • Tissue tickling
  • Twirling the pearl
  • Unbuttoning the fur coat
  • Warming the wrist rocket
Carolyn Park Park Maggie Rizar Rizar Chrystelle
Shirley Mallman #1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...5
Karen Elson
LuLu in "The Sent Down Girl" Elle in "Sirens" Angelina Jolie in Pushing Tin ...Jolie #2
Six collages of Dina Meyer in "Starship Troopers" #1 ...#2 ...#3 ...#4 ...#5 ...#6
And this one of random mooning in Starship Troopers
Undercover 99
  • Andrea Rau, "Die Vertriebung aus dem Paradies"
  • Sandrine Kiberlain, "The Patriots"
  • Deborah Shelton, "Sins of the Night"
  • Sylvia Leifheit. "Die Rote Meile"
  • Camilla Renschke, "Bella Block"
  • Sandrine Glueck, explicit posed nudity
  • Norman Bates
    (No nudes from Norman today)
  • Verona Feldbusch on talk shows #1
  • Verona Feldbusch on talk shows #2
  • Verona Feldbusch on talk shows #3
  • Slartibartfast
    Sylvia Leifheit. "Die Rote Meile" ... Leifheit #2 ... Camilla Renschke, "Bella Block"
    UK material from Pitters.
    Cathryn Bradshaw, Charlotte Coleman in "Oranges are not the Only Fruit" #1 #2 Coleman alone Bradshaw alone
    Rare collage of Lynsey Baxter in "Evil Streak". Submitted by Pitters, not done by him.
    Nekkid Opera
    DB is back, if only with a special. I don't know this work. "Lady MacBeth of Gdansk". Danzig/Gdansk has always been a city of cultural mixture, but I just can't remember seeing that many Scots there. On the other hand, if you live in Scotland, Danzig might seem like an ideal tropical vacation getaway.
    Three more artistic photos scanned by The Snapper.
    Adriana Lima ... Maria Helvin ... Kate Moss
    Wow. Dancer on MTV's "Global Groove" ........... and Shawnee Jebbio, Miss Usa 1998
    ....and ......
  • Inkio Jaid in "The last Days of Disco" (Crow)
  • Sherilyn Fenn in "Two Moon Junction" ( Exceptional collage from FR)
  • Two beautiful non-nudes from PIO, Robyn Tunney
  • ... and Yasmine Bleeth
  • Maria Bello in "Permanent Midnight", from The Night
  • Graphic Response's new Dayle Haddon collage entirely from celebrity Sleuth 8-5