Top 10 Worst Things to say to a Police
Officer
- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged in.
- Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
- Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep
up with me! Good job!!
- Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
- I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be a police officer.
- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish
high school instead.
- Bad cop! No Donut!
- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
- Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on
"Cops"?
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Top terms for female masturbation
- Digit Disco
- Buzzing the honey hole
- Backslappin' Betty
- Bailing out the Gravy Boat
- Beaver bashin'
- Bouncing the bearded clam
- Buffing the box
- Buffing the jewel
- Buttering up the whisker biscuit
- Clam twiddlin' jamboree
- Critter crammin'
- Damming the beaver
- Dialing "O" on the little pink
telephone
- Diddling miss daisy
- Diggin' for clams
- Digitis Erectus
- Fingering the fountain
- Flicking the minnow
- Friday night lip service
- Frosting the muffin of love
- Giving yourself the finger
- Going for the gooey duct
- Impeaching Bush
- Juicing the clam
- Let your fingers do the walking
- Lip smacking
- Menage a'moi
- Petting the kitty
- Piddly Diddler
- Playing the squeezebox
- Pokin' the pie
- Polishing the little pink pearl
- Pumping the kooter
- Punchin' the chipmunk
- Reading in Braille
- Riding the clitorisauras
- Romancing thy own
- Roughing up the suspect
- Self-guided tuna boat tour
- Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
- Spanking Lucy
- Stroking the newt
- Ticklin' the taco
- Tissue tickling
- Twirling the pearl
- Unbuttoning the fur coat
- Warming the wrist rocket
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Six collages of
Dina Meyer in "Starship Troopers" #1
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