"My Brother's Wife"
My Brother's Wife (1966) is a Doris Wishman effort that is not a typical subject for her, but definitely shows her style. Better known for nudist films, roughies and large busted detectives, this is more of a cautionary tale about a cad who leads his brother's wife astray. His older brother welcomes him with open arms after not seeing him for two years, but his wife Mary is even more welcoming, as she is starved for attention from her husband. Not one to miss any opportunity, he seduces her and talks her into cleaning out their bank account, ostensibly to marry her himself, but actually so he can run off wit his old girlfriend.
As usual, Doris shot no live sound, preferring to add a music track and dub all the voices. We also see her unusual camera angles, and many closeups of inanimate objects. I suspect these closeups are to make the dubbing easier to match but they are one f her trademarks. The nudity is provided by June Roberts, who shows breasts, and buns through a filmy negligee.
IMDb readers have this at 2.4 of 10, but based on only 8 votes. Fans of Doris will want to see it, but it is a very predictable story with poor dubbing, rough editing, and not much in the way of character development. Like Doris herself, the story was straightforward with no subtlety or nuances. This is a very low C- as a Doris Wishman film, for her fans only.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
This is Jude Law's remake of the film which made Michael Caine a
star. The film opens Friday, November 5th in the States. (It has
already opened in the UK). Co-star Sienna Miller, seen here, is now
Jude's real life girlfriend.
- Sienna Miller (1,
Dawn of the Dead (2004):
The last twelve months have been the year of the zombie. 28 Days
Later, Dawn of the Dead, and Shaun of the Dead are all entertaining
flicks. What are the odds that I, never having liked any zombie
movie in my life except that funny one where Linnea danced naked on
the tombstone, would like three zombie movies in one year? I would
have bet against it.
I didn't make any collages for this one, because I'm just not sure
who this is. It is a completely gratuitous naked woman, seen in the
closing credits but never anywhere else in the film. She had
absolutely nothing to do with the plot of the film, and I can't even
figure out how she got on that boat with Polley and the Vinger.
Since Luigia Zucaro is credited as "naked woman", and since I didn't
see any other naked women in the movie, I assume that this is Luigia,
but that's still just a guess.
- Luigia Zucaro (maybe) (1,
The Red Violin
Two short film clips of Greta Scacchi from this aesthetic film with
an extremely clever script that interweaves many time periods.
This is an art film, I suppose, and neither Tuna nor I could be
considered a great fan of art films, yet
we both thought this
one was aces!! I wrote, " If you're ever going to like an arty
movie, here's the one."
- Greta Scacchi -zipped .wmv film clips (1,
'She is the most powerful woman in the history of the universe',
and yet Jenna Jameson is so down-to-earth. Wait, this isn't about
A Prairie Home Companion: Bush and Kerry have a 'Blues Off'
(Audio or transcript)
Lindsay Lohan is hot. 103 degrees, to be precise.
Paris falls out of her dress once again.
French TV gets its first all-gay network. Pink TV is
described as "a giant leap for television, a small step in high
Controversy deepened yesterday about the decision to allow a new
film depicting real sex to be screened uncut in British cinemas.
The film is "9 Songs" by British director Michael Winterbottom. It
was passed for distribution without cuts to scenes showing
authentic acts of penetration, masturbation and oral sex. All in
all, it features 35 minutes of unsimulated sex.
- The director agreed the film was the most sexually explicit
to be made in mainstream British cinema, but added: "There's not
an awful lot of competition". Amen to that.
The forgotten Nazi expedition to secure the secrets of a lost
super-race in the mountains of Tibet.
O'REILLY OFFERS ACCUSER $6 MILLION; BUT ASKS HER TO BATHE IN IT
NAKED. Settlement Talks Stall. Bill also insisted on
making the settlement offer personally instead of through the
lawyers. And he wanted to do it via telephone.
- First look at
Katie Holmes in Batman Begins
The official web site of Nashville Pussy.
Things are not always what they appear to be. This
seems to be a typical XXX site, but click on the galleries, and
you'll be in for a surprise.
The incredibly pretentious and unbearably loud trailer for Phantom
of the Opera. Joel Schumacher directing an Andrew Lloyd
Webber musical? That might set a standard for "shallow, broad, and
obvious" that may never again be duplicated unless scientists find
a way to bring Otto Preminger back from the dead.
- You think your local candidates are nutcases?
Robb Finberg, the Republican candidate for Hawaiian state Senate
in the Maui district, saying on a television interview that he'd
support execution as a legal penalty for homosexual activity.
Finberg also talks about the precise age of the earth: 6000 years.
- More spin:
Ashlee Simpson's dad blames acid reflux disease for `Saturday
Night Live' gaffe.
Ashlee Simpson offers a truly bizarre explanation for the SNL
debacle. . Her band "started playing the wrong song."
Ah, the super-powwered minds of those Simpson girls. As the
article says, "That explains the cringe-worthy jig but not how the
band could possibly be responsible for the mystery vocals."
Star Magazine discusses The O'Raunchy Factor. This
makes twice in a row I have actually enjoyed reading an article in
the Star, as opposed to linking to them to make fun of them. What
is wrong with these people?
Here's a Halloween tip for you youngsters. If you live near polar
bears, don't dress up as a seal.
Anna Kournikova's retirement from competitive sports doesn't seem
to mean she's let her booty get out of shape!!
Ben Affleck's behavior raises eyebrows. Affleck's
recent interviews have shown that will answer questions with
honest, candid responses. He is unguarded. Sometimes he is cruel,
cynical, and offensive. Sometimes he uses certain phrases and
expressions more often heard from sailors in Manila strip clubs or
Dick Cheney on the Senate floor. In short, Big Ben has decided to
be himself, say what he really feels, and not worry about his
manufactured image. Needless to say, I am really starting to like
As soon as Trey Parker and Matt Stone finish the next run of
'South Park' episodes, they will wage a full blown legal war on
the MPAA. I like these guys more every day. Now if
Howard Stern would join them, they might mobilize the world.
Rasmussen's presidential tracking poll shows Kerry leading for the
first time since August 23rd.
The Mystery of Tyra Banks's Breasts.
Supreme Court Chief Justice William Rehnquist has undergone throat
surgery after a diagnosis of thyroid cancer, but is expected to be
released from the hospital this week.
How Many Are Planning to Vote for the First Time?:
"Senator Kerry ahead of President George W. Bush among these
potential new voters by 50% to 35%"
Film clips and a trailer for Swades. Set in modern day
India, Swades is a film that tackles the issues that development
throws up on a grass root level. It is to this India, which is
colorful, heterogeneous and complex that a bright young scientist
working as a project manager in NASA, returns to on a quest to
find his childhood nanny. The film uses the contrast between the
highly developed world of NASA, which has been at the forefront of
advances in space research, and this world back home in India,
which is at the crossroads of development. Mohan's simple quest
becomes the journey that every one of us goes through in search of
that metaphysical and elusive place called "home".
Britney Spears was furious when she missed out on a role in new
film 'I Heart Huckabees' to Naomi Watts, according to the movie's
director. Britney is also a bit ticked that Branagh
cast himself instead of her as Henry V, even though she was a nine
year old girl at the time.
Electoral-Vote.com is now showing it 285-247 Bush. The
exact same results are also appearing at
Hear The Issues. The changes: Hawaii to Bush. Arkansas
to undecided. Colorado to Kerry. Ohio and Florida to Bush. If the
President really can win in both Ohio and Florida, he should be
able to hold on to the country.
The Daily Show's elections analyst Ed Helms takes a look at some
of the important Senate elections.
- Here's a headline you never thought you'd see.
British people told that they go to the dentist too often.
GolfWeb editors pick the 100 Greatest Golf Courses in the World
The top 26 are where you'd expect: USA, Scotland, Ireland,
England, Australia. Then you come to #27 - in the Dominican
Republic! Lower on the list, there is one in Colombia.
Four free short videos from Playboy's Twins & Sisters!
Playmate Gallery - Brooke Berry, Miss May 2000 - Courtesy of
FilmJerk.com's indispensable Early Report for October 24, 2004
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Stripped to Kill
There are about a zillion of these Grade B stripper
movies with similar titles. This one is better than most. It is
unusual in three ways (1) No Maria Ford!! (2) It has a fairly
interesting plot with some clever twists (3) It has mainstream
actress Key Lenz as an undercover cop posing as a stripper.
Lenz started her movie career on the top - as Bill
Holden's co-star in a film directed by Dirty Harry. That's up there
in the Hollywood food chain. Unfortunately, she never did become as
big a star as some people thought she might.
She was also one of the beautiful people in
Hollywood. She was married for many years to teen idol and Partridge
dude David Cassidy, and I suppose they were kind of the Bennifer of
their own time.
Shiloh will have some of the other strippers from
this film in upcoming days, but here's the key one, the estimable Ms
Lenz her own self.
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
Words, pictures, and vids from
Here are two clips from the early
Martin Scorsese film "Mean Streets" (1973). Amy Robinson, the
actress turned producer, shows her protruding nipples plus about
You'll notice that these Italian
New Yorkers are very fluent in German, which really adds to the
credibility of course ;-)
|Hot off the presses!
Thanks to LC for these excellent previews of two movies not yet released.
First up...Coming to theaters November 5th!
- Sienna Miller topless and showing thong views in scenes from the upcoming Jude Law movie, "Alfie".
Coming to DVD November 2nd!
- Canadian actress Asia Vieira showing breasts, bum and a far off rear/gyno view in scenes from "A Home at the End of the World". This was the movie that had some buzz a while back because of a Colin Farrell frontal nude scene. The scene was cut because supposedly the size of his manhood was "too distracting for test audiences".
'Caps and comments by Brainscan:
So a while back, there was this story about a Miss
Norway contestant who was booted out of the pageant
because she'd done a bunch of porn movies in the US.
Gal claimed it was her identical sister, named Patty
or Cathy, something like that. I figured BFD. She's
from Norway. How good looking could she be? Blonde
and pasty... I figured.
Well, my good bud, The Gimp, got ahold of a couple of
disks of the woman who would have been Miss Norway.
And I couldn't be more wrong. Gal's name is Aylar
Dianati Lie but she "acts" under the name of Persian
Princess Diana. Dark-haired beauty with eyes to die
for and a rack to kill for.
Gimp says he's going to cap the main action. What he
pointed me toward was a behind-the-scenes bonus
segment where Aylar runs around topless before the
real nasty stuff happens. Damn, it's a mighty fine
piece of movie-making. So I capped it and put
togehter eight collages.
First one shows a view from the gynocam but all the
rest are marvo-hooters only. Not that I'm
complaining... and I figure you won't be either.
- Aylar Dianati Lie aka 'Persian Princess Diana'
Next up...some 'caps of three women in different movies, all of
which have been done previously by some of the best
guys in the business. But I could not resist.
First up is Kathleen Kinmont in Rush Week. This
starts off as an el primo tease routine (collages 1
and 2) with real goodies showing up only after the
camera pulls back and Kathleen's shirt magically falls
open (collage 3), then back to tease (collage 4),
leading finally to a close-up peak at two of the
natural wonders of the world (collage 5). Ya also get
a good look at her nice rumpus in 2 and 4.
- Kathleen Kinmont
Kelly leBrock in Weird Science. Montaged the slow pan
from toe to head that introduces Kelly to the
audience. Nothing you wouldn't take home to mom, if
you could trust your dad.
And Michelle Bauer in her uber-cutest role, as geeky
girl turned goddess in Nightmare Sisters. There's a
topless posing scene in collages 1 and 2 and a bathtub
scene with Linnea Quigley and Brinke Stevens in 3 and
4 (Linnea and Brinke are appropriately undressed in
collage 3). Would have grabbed way more frames and
put them together... of all three gals... but the
transfer to DVD was done on from a commercial
videotape played several dozen times before it was
left to bake in the sun for a week and a half. It
sucked more than anything has ever sucked before. Too
bad, because all 3 women look extraordinary and the
movie is okay.
- Michelle Bauer
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
- Cec Verrell, topless in a scene from "Runaway". The 1984 sci-fi movie starring Tom Selleck, Kirstie Alley and Gene Simmons of KISS in his first movie role. Written and directed by Michael Crichton (Jurassic Park), the movie is dated now, but not horribly so if you consider the concepts rather than actual "tech". Regardless, it's still a good watch.
- Corinna Harney topless in scenes from the Jim Wynorski flick "Vampirella" (1996). Awesome hair on the dude in the pirate shirt in this clip!
- It's a dark scene, but here is Julianne Moore topless while gettin' it on, then showing rear nudity as she jumps out of bed after the lovin'. Scenes from the Madonna movie "Body of Evidence" (1993).
The latest 'caps from our new German TV nudity expert.
Anne Cathrin Buhtz
|All three are topless in separate scenes from the German-Czech TV-movie "Ratten 2 - Sie kommen wieder!" (2004)
||Rear nudity and partial breast views in scenes from the first episode of the series "Die Albertis".
|Scenes from the Austrian-Hungarian movie "Mein Vater, meine Frau und meine Geliebte". Marozsán shows some downshirt cleavage and partial side nudity in a love scene. Drassl shows breasts, bum and just a hint of bush.
|The Columbian babe looking fantastic at the beach wearing a bikini (check out the thong view in #4).
|Señor Skin 'caps of Evans topless in scenes from the low budget sci-fi flick "Frankenfish" (2004). Some folks may have seen this recently on the Sci-Fi channel (without these goodies of course). If Evans looks familar, it's because she has been in a couple of A-list movies. She played the escort service girl in the De Niro "15 Minutes" (2001), and she also played the character "Crack Whore" in the Roger Avary movie "The Rules of Attraction" (2002).
|Pat Reeder www.comedy-wire.com
Pat's comments in yellow...
ASHLEE SIMPSON'S MILLI VANILLI MOMENT
Saturday Night Taped - Teen pop singer Ashlee Simpson had a Milli Vanilli
moment on "Saturday Night Live," at the start of her second song. Someone
hit the wrong button, and a lip-synch vocal track from her first song
started playing. Flustered, she danced a jig, then ran off stage. The
band vamped for a minute, then the show went to commercial. At the end,
Ashlee came on and blamed her band, saying they played "the wrong song."
Simpson recently told Lucky Magazine that she was "offended" by
lip-synching and would never do it, declaring, "I'm going out to let my
real talent show, not to just stand there and dance around."
This proves she can't even stand there and dance around all that well.
Her real talent happens to BE lip-synching.
She tap-dances, lies, blames others and mouths other people's words...If
her showbiz career is over, she can go into politics.
Now we know why Jessica Simpson is considered "the smart sister."
LATEST CELEBRITY POLITICAL STATEMENTS
Death Don't Hurt - Patrick Swayze is upset about the Iraq war. He said, "I
know a great deal about the Middle East because I've been raising Arabian
horses for over 20 years. I've researched the culture for most of my
life." He says he wants to quietly go hang out with Iraqi soldiers to
offer emotional support to make up for America's insensitive treatment of
them, "but the hard part is probably now, if I go, I'll die."
Terrorists know America would be hopelessly demoralized if we lost the
star of "Roadhouse."
In the Middle East, dirty dancing is a capital offense.
On the bright side, beheading him would NOT lower his I.Q.
He's learned about the Middle East from his horses, the way Wilbur
learned from Mr. Ed.
ZETA-JONES SUES TOPLESS CLUB
She Needs Our Support - Catherine Zeta-Jones is suing the Spice House,
which bills itself as Reno, Nevada's "friendliest topless cabaret," for
putting her photos next to semi-nude women on their website. She says it
could "dilute the value of her celebrity endorsement."
And she was just about to sign a big contract to endorse Lucky's Bazoom
Room in Cleveland.
She should be grateful: that's where Michael Douglas first saw her.
ARNOLD SHOWS OFF HYDROGEN-POWERED HUMMER
Hum Bug - Friday at the Los Angeles airport, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
introduced a custom, environmentally-friendly, hydrogen-powered Hummer he
convinced GM to build to promote his push for hydrogen cars. But there are
still drawbacks: it can go only 50 miles before refueling, and there are
only 50 fuel stations in the state. So Arnold went home in a gas-powered
SUV that gets 15 mpg.
That's still 15 times better than his gas-powered Hummer.
Arnold's gas-powered Hummer can only go 50 miles before refueling, too.
The last hydrogen-filled vehicle that was that big was the Hindenburg.
Arnold is the perfect spokesman for a big muscle car that's powered by