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"The Gay Deceivers" (1969)

The Gay Deceivers (1969) is a hopelessly dated comedy. The IMDB plot summary is one of the best I have seen, "Danny and Elliot avoid military service by pretending to be gay, but they have to act the part when the recruiting officer doesn't buy it." In an attempt to convince the Army, they move in together in a gay neighborhood, and have to keep their women at arms length. Jo Ann Harris, as Danny's sister, shows breasts in trying to seduce Elliot, and find out for herself if he is gay or straight. While the film could have been better, her breasts were just fine.

The film wouldn't mean much to those of you who didn't face the near certainty of being drafted and sent to Vietnam. Further, the film is full of broad caricatures of 60's stereotypes of gay people, which are supposed to be the main source of humor. I am not sure I would have found it amusing then, but I certainly didn't now. IMDB readers say 5.3/10. The film had some nostalgic value for me because of the costumes, hair and language, but was largely a disappointment. C-.

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  • Jo Ann Harris (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Love Can Seriously Damage Your Health is another comedy from the same Spanish director who did Why Do They Call it Love?

    I liked the earlier movie more than this one, although maybe because this one is more mainstream and "safe". If you'll recall, the other one was the film where the rich guy becomes a porn star to be with his girlfriend, and they end up tearfully reuniting on Christmas Eve - in a peep show booth, in front of a dozen masturbating guys who think it has been staged for them. That was twisted enough to get my attention, but this one is pretty conventional. Chick-flick rated 8.3 by women at IMDb

    I also like the nudity in the earlier one, almost totally absent from this one


    Left Luggage is a hyper-sensitive coming of age thing with mute kids that mysteriously talk, cute duckies, people rediscovering their roots, families reconciling, blah, blah, blah. Yet another chick-flick rated 8.3 by women at IMDb.

    Not my kind of film, but I have to like any film where Laura Fraser and her little buddy get naked full-frontal.

    • Laura Fraser. Laura may have the most photogenic face of any actress. I snapped about 50 face shots of her, and they were all gorgeous. The ones I tossed were better than the ones I use for most actresses. (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Heather Weeks


    Well, I can't accuse Dominic Sena of making too-sensitive chick-flicks. Here's Swordfish


     

    There are newly formatted and updated encyclopedia pages for Diane Lane, Angelina Jolie, and Elodie Bouchez.

    Bouchez, a mere 28 years old, has already done some nudity in at least 13 different movies. As far as I know now, Nastassja Kinski probably holds this record among mainstream actresses, with at least 17. Among all actresses (excluding hardcore porn), I suppose Julie Strain probably holds the record. She has made about 90 movies by her count (only 60-something at IMDb), and I think she's shown some flesh in all but - three, maybe. Lord knows what her lifetime total is, but 85 is not out of reach.

    Lane, in her physical prime, once did nudity in eight consecutive films, which may be a record for mainstream actresses.

    Graphic Response
  • Halle Berry in "Swordfish"...I'm sure you guys already know what to expect from this pic. But just in case someone has been in a coma (or Utah) for the past few months...Here are Halle's breasts.

  • Jennifer Love Hewitt Great bum! Plus some cleavage from "Somethin' happened a few summers ago part 8, the revenge of the Gorton's Fisherman".

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website. www.graphic-barry.com.

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    Kate Hudson Excellent collage by Dann with Kate's breast exposure, plus a few other head shots.

    Jeri Ryan
    (1, 2)

    OK gang, time for me to go on a nerd break....

    Jeri Ryan is still the greatest thing to ever happen in the Star Trek universe! I admit, I was a little nervous that Jeri might have to step down as 'The Trek Hottie' and let "Enterprise" babe Jolene Blalock take over, but I think the crown is safe for now.

    At first, like many of you, I was in lust. Jolene does have a fantastic body, however, there is something missing....I think they call it a personality. (I wouldn't know, I don't own one either). Seven of Nine was smart, sexy, mysterious, and had an almost evil dry wit. T'Pol so far is about as much fun as a Saltine..sure, it tastes good, but it's nothing special. Vulcans have been great characters in the Trek world, but so far I think "Enterprise" isn't really doing them justice. In fact I think the show as a whole isn't up to Trek lore standards. I think they spent way too much time making it look pretty and not enough on good scripts. But that's another rant.....

    Thanks to Jedilein for these 'caps from "Voyager" (especially #2).

    Jennifer Ehle
    (1, 2, 3, 4)

    The blonde actress looking smashing in these topless and full frontal 'caps from the mini-series "The Camomile Lawn" (1992). Great 'caps by Feckit.

    Mandy Moore
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)

    Thanks again to our friends at the Titty Channel...here are even more views of the pop starlet's pokies from a television appearance.

    Sheeri Rappaport
    (1, 2)

    The "NYPD Blue" co-star looking great in scenes from "Little Witches" (1996). First stripping down to her undies in link #1, and then losing those as well in link #2. Thanks to Nicap21

    Susan Ward
    (1, 2)

    Very sexy non-nudes of the young actress/model.

    Florence Guerin
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

    Katrine Mikhelsen

    Vidcaps from the Italian movie, "La Bonne" (1986) by Tomkru.

    The highlight of this batch is probably Florence Guerin link #1. I'm a sucker for the up close and personal views of all 3 B's! Not to worry though, the rest have their fair share of goodies too!

    Blackshine
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  • Patricia Arquette
  • Estella Warren a beautiful, B&W nude photo.
  • Lisa Marie full dorsal nudity.
  • Christina Ricci, very nice cleavage.
  • Tully Jensen, two fantastic B&W topless images. (1, 2)
  • Angelina Jolie, a slight bit of see-thru, and plenty of tattoos.
  • Britney Spears, for her, these are her Sunday best.
  • Courtney Love
  • Drew Barrymore (1, 2, 3)
  • Lauryn Hill
  • Jennifer Lopez (1, 2, 3)
  • Manon von Gerkan, according to Blackshine, the nudity in this one is fake only.
  • Assorted nudes (1, 2, 3)
  • Sandra Bullock, soaking wet dress with decent semi-see-thru visibility.
  • David Spade with two mostly nekked babes
  • Whoopi Goldberg...don't worry, head shot only.

  • The Funnies by Number 6
  • South Park fans will love what Cartman has to say to Osama
  • Taliban suppositories


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