Cool It, Baby (1967) is a sexploitation film made for an estimated $7K by Lou Campa, and, of course, exists to show T & A. The excuse this time is a couple of small time pornographers who are set up in a whore house by a corrupt Assistant DA. Most of the sound is narration, supposedly as court testimony. It is not just a bawdy house, as the couple use drugs and blackmail to lure the girls in, and cater to many perversions and strange rituals.

Four women show breasts or more, Anita Fisher, Christine Cybelle, Yolanda Signorelli and an unidentified model. There is no information available at IMDb. This is a very poor early skin flick. Of minor interest are the body types, the hair styles, and other 60s influences. This is not one to watch for plot or acting. E.

Flypaper (1997):

Flypaper is an odd movie. I need to watch it again. In the meantime, enjoy film clips (zipped .wmvs) of one of the best features of the film: nudity from two fairly big stars, Lucy Liu and Sadie Frost.

• Lucy. The Charlie's Angels flicks made her a star, but she was relatively unknown in 1997. Whatever else there is to say about this film, you can note that this is one of the strangest, most creative, and downright creepiest sex scenes ever filmed.
• Sadie

Other Crap:

• High school runners get lost when prankster moves tapes and arrows, creating a new trail. I especially loved the painted tunnel idea. Police are searching for a certain Wily T. Coyote.
• Nostalgia: A gallery of vintage Halloween cards.
• The Grudge kicked butt at the Box Office on Friday, taking in more than the next six films added together. Surviving Christmas bombed, as expected.
• Forty-nine countries have submitted films to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for Academy Award consideration in the Foreign Language Film Award category.
• This video makes an interesting point which I had forgotten - as a candidate for Governor of Texas, George Bush demonstrated excellent, focused speaking skills and command of his subject matter. He is actually quite impressive in some of this old footage.
• Four free short videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College Girls!
• Free Playmate Gallery - Kimberly Stanfield, Miss July 2001 - Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
• Scary: John Kerry got lower SAT scores than Dubya?
  • NOTE: the article lists only one source (Time Magazine), which does confirm Dubya's score, but not Kerry's. I have never seen Kerry's score listed elsewhere, and Kerry's camp has never released his SAT results, to my knowledge.
  • Frankly, this list seems like partisan bullshit, similar to the famous Presidential IQ hoax, showing Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly with genius scores, while Al Franken, Bill Clinton, and Janeane Garofalo barely beat Forrest Gump.
• Joan Collins throws a tantrum at Heathrow security procedures. The ancient diva harrumphed, "We never had this kind of humiliation when Edward the Confessor was king. Now, Eddie, there was a great king - as good in the sack as in the sackcloth."
• The Guardian weighs in on the American presidential debates. The Guardian, which I have often called the world's most gullible newspaper, is more like Weekly World News than like a real newspaper. (They are the ones who fell - lock stock and barrel - for the Presidential IQ hoax, as well as the "Pentagon prepares for global warming" scam.) In fact, the Guardian is kind of like a partisan version of Weekly World News, except still hanging on to a vague pretense of real journalism. But it can be funny in its biased rants, ala Hunter Thompson.
  • "Quite frankly, the man's either wired or mad. If it's the former, he should be flung out of office: tarred, feathered and kicked in the nuts. And if it's the latter, his behaviour goes beyond strange, and heads toward terrifying. He looks like he's listening to something we can't hear. He blinks, he mumbles, he lets a sentence trail off, starts a new one, then reverts back to whatever he was saying in the first place. Each time he recalls a statistic (either from memory or the voice in his head), he flashes us a dumb little smile, like a toddler proudly showing off its first bowel movement. The man's a tool."
  • "John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a haunted tree."
  • I think making fun of politicans is very entertaining, but in my opinion the last paragraph, which basically makes a joke about the need for a Presidential assassin, is way over the line, and not at all funny. (Not to mention stupid. Does he think the world would be more to his liking if the Presidency were handed to Dick Cheney?)
• Natalie Portman - a see-through dress - no bra - 'nuff said. She is supposed to be getting out the ... um ... vote, but she's too good at it. She can't hold it down to one vote per guy because they keep wanting to stuff her ballot box.
• The first Chinese Hooters girls. You got Communism in my Hooters. No, you got Hooters in my Communism. Two great tastes that taste great together! I have to think Stalin would have been a lot cooler guy if there had been a Kremlin Hooters.
• Bill Maher rants on about politics. On Kerry: "This is a guy who - get real - married not one but two heiresses. OK? He is not Joe Six-Pack. He's Klaus von Bulow." On Bush: "His domestic policy is praising Jesus and cutting Paris Hilton's taxes."
• The Campaign of a Comedian. Jon Stewart's journalism may be fake, but his political impact is real.
• JoBlo.com talks about Anne Hathaway's vibrator-oriented nude scene in Havoc. I have not been able to find out when, whether, or where this film will be released.
• Amid Tokyo's seedy love hotels, private detectives ply a lucrative trade on the trail of adulterous men.
• The Top 10 Scary Clown Movies
• Electoral-vote.com is now showing it 257-254 Kerry, with Florida even. In other words, winner of Florida wins the election. Sounds familiar.
• The trailer for Millions: "Starting anew after the death of their mother, 9-year-old Anthony is ever practical, while his 7-year-old brother Damian uses imagination, fantasy, and faith to make sense of his confusing world. When a suitcase full of money falls out of the sky at Damian's feet, it sets the boys on the adventure of a lifetime that leads them to realize that true wealth has nothing to do with money."
• The trailer for Noel. This is Chazz Palminteri's debut as a director. Stars Penélope Cruz, Susan Sarandon, Paul Walker, Alan Arkin,
• The trailer for Danny Boyle's new film, Millions. "Starting anew after the death of their mother, 9-year-old Anthony is ever practical, while his 7-year-old brother Damian uses imagination, fantasy, and faith to make sense of his confusing world. When a suitcase full of money falls out of the sky at Damian's feet, it sets the boys on the adventure of a lifetime that leads them to realize that true wealth has nothing to do with money."
• The trailer for Amenabar's new film, The Sea Inside. "The real-life story of Spaniard Ramon Sampedro, who fought a 30 year campaign in favor of euthanasia and his own right to die."

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MOVIE REVIEWS:

Words from Scoop.

.avi's from Shiloh.

.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.

NOTE: because of a unique combination of circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a picture. When you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.

I know this is not especially convenient, but it allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips altogether.

Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble with the codecs for these movies:

Shiloh says:

FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the vids says the video codec:  DivX Decoder Filter & audio codec:  Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with. When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG Layer-3.  A friend of mine told me about compressing the audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.

 

When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp & asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost too much to buy in my opinion.

A reader says:

You mentioned that some users were having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool designed to determine what codec is needed for a video. http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you or your users.

Scoop says:

I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9. The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly larger, and slightly lower quality.

Today the Ghost takes us back in time to 1984 for these 'caps and video clip of a young and gorgeous Jamie Lee Curtis going topless in scenes from "Grandview, U.S.A.".

This movie also starred several actors who would later become much more famous, including: C. Thomas Howell, Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Jason Leigh, John Cusack, Joan Cusack and of course Michael Winslow (aka the annoying sound effects guy from the "Police Academy" movies).

• Jamie Lee Curtis (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
• Jamie Lee Curtis zipped .wmv

"Black Christmas" (1974)
The first big budget North American slasher. This overlooked classic served a s prototype for Halloween and Friday the 13th.

• Margot Kidder: cleavage.

"Mind Trap" (1989)
Action starring Dan "Grizzly Adams" Haggerty and one-timer Martha Kincare avenging the murder of her parents and the rape of her sister.

• Maureen LaVette: mega cleavage.
• Martha Kincare: slight cleavage, getting ravaged.
• Jacquie Banan: brassiere getting ravaged.
• Tani Barton: topless.
• Andrea Rosen: topless robo-hooters.
• Tamara?: topless as domitrax.

"Prettykill" (1987)
Another who-is-killing-all-the-hookers mystery drama.

• Season Hubley: showing her fine sparrow-like cleavage.
• Suzanne Snyder: pokies, dressed up as domitrax.
• Belinda Metz: topless.
• Lenore Zann: upskirt.
• stripper: underwear only.
• unknowns: various topless
• Heather Smith: slight leg, cleavage.
• Anna Louise Richardson: slight cleavage.

"Heavy Metal Summer" (1990) aka "State Park"
Comedy starring Ted Nugent who surprisingly did not hunt down, skin, stuff, and mount the guy in the bear suit.

• Jennifer Inch: nice topless.
• Kim Myers: tight and wet t-shirt.
• Isabelle Mejias: kind of sexy bathing suit.
• Penny Mancuso: topless having sex.
• Crisstyn Dante: topless in net.
• Shana Golden: topless taking shower.
• unknown: skinnidipper shows boob, butt and near bush.

"Mann to Mann" (tv series)
Comedy about two sisters running a male strip club. No male nudity.

• Lorraine Ansell: wet sweater, brassiere.
• Tori Hammond: wet blouse.

"When Husbands Cheat" (1998) (TV)
Couple of IDs made.

• Lynley Swain: kind of nude as hottub woman.
• Angela Asher: kind of nude as hotel woman.

Various tv episodes:

• Ellen Dubin: cleavage as domitrax in Forever Knight episode False Witness.
• Emmanuelle Vaugier: kind of nude in First Wave episode Lungfish. Damn syndication!

"Guarded Secrets"
First up, an amendment. In my last contribution there was an actress in Guarded Secrets that The Gimp identified - Stephanie Swift. Here are the amended caps.

• Stephanie Swift (1, 2, 3)

"Drawn to the Flame"
Same thing with Drawn to the Flame, but this time The Gimp identified Mason Marconi.

• Mason Marconi (1, 2, 3)

"Malibu's Most Wanted"
No nudity in Malibu's Most Wanted, just some sexily dressed ladies including Regina Hall, Rhona Bennett and Keesha Sharp. There's some pokies by an interested onlooker.

• Regina Hall (1, 2, 3)
• Rhona Bennett, Keesha Sharp and an Unknown

"Tomorrow La Scala"
Some minor pokies by Samantha Spiro in the arty-farty Tomorrow La Scala.

• Samantha Spiro

"Memoirs of an Invisible Man"
A scantily clad Daryl Hannah in Memoirs of an Invisible Man.

• Daryl Hannah (1, 2)

"The Pink Panther Strikes Again"
There's the slightest hint of Lesley-Anne Down's nipple in The Pink Panther Strikes Again - we need to see the DVD version for a better view.

• Lesley-Anne Down (1, 2, 3)

"24 Hour Party People"
24 Hour Party People was a British comedy that appealed to my satirical sense of humour. The nudity comes from a topless Colette Cooper and a completed naked unidentified person. Shirley Henderson gets down to her underwear.

• Colette Cooper
• Shirley Henderson
• Unknowns

"Dummy"
Some very nice pokies by Illeana Douglas in Dummy.

• Illeana Douglas

"Obsessed"
Jenna Elfman is the obsessed in the telemovie Obsessed. No visible nudity but she is down to her underwear.

• Jenna Elfman (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

"Doin' Time on Planet Earth"
No nudity but lots of cleavage by Andrea Thompson in the mediocre Doin' Time on Planet Earth.

• Andrea Thompson (1, 2, 3)