"Cool It, Baby"
Cool It, Baby (1967) is a sexploitation film made for an estimated $7K by Lou Campa, and, of course, exists to show T & A. The excuse this time is a couple of small time pornographers who are set up in a whore house by a corrupt Assistant DA. Most of the sound is narration, supposedly as court testimony. It is not just a bawdy house, as the couple use drugs and blackmail to lure the girls in, and cater to many perversions and strange rituals.
Four women show breasts or more, Anita Fisher, Christine Cybelle, Yolanda Signorelli and an unidentified model. There is no information available at IMDb. This is a very poor early skin flick. Of minor interest are the body types, the hair styles, and other 60s influences. This is not one to watch for plot or acting. E.
|Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)
Flypaper is an odd movie. I need to watch it again. In the meantime,
enjoy film clips (zipped .wmvs) of one of the best features of the
film: nudity from two fairly big stars, Lucy Liu and Sadie Frost.
- Lucy. The Charlie's Angels flicks made her a star, but she was
relatively unknown in 1997. Whatever else there is to say about
this film, you can note that this is one of the strangest, most
creative, and downright creepiest sex scenes ever filmed.
High school runners get lost when prankster moves tapes and
arrows, creating a new trail. I especially loved the
painted tunnel idea. Police are searching for a certain Wily T.
A gallery of vintage Halloween cards.
The Grudge kicked butt at the Box Office on Friday, taking in more
than the next six films added together. Surviving
Christmas bombed, as expected.
Forty-nine countries have submitted films to the Academy of Motion
Picture Arts and Sciences for Academy Award consideration in the
Foreign Language Film Award category.
This video makes an interesting point which I had forgotten - as a
candidate for Governor of Texas, George Bush demonstrated
excellent, focused speaking skills and command of his subject
matter. He is actually quite impressive in some of this
Four free short videos from Playboy's Cheerleaders & College
Free Playmate Gallery - Kimberly Stanfield, Miss July 2001 -
Courtesy of PlayboyPlus.com!
John Kerry got lower SAT scores than Dubya?
- NOTE: the article lists only one source (Time Magazine),
which does confirm Dubya's score, but not Kerry's. I have never
seen Kerry's score listed elsewhere, and Kerry's camp has never
released his SAT results, to my knowledge.
- Frankly, this list seems like partisan bullshit, similar to
the famous Presidential IQ hoax, showing Rush Limbaugh and Bill
O'Reilly with genius scores, while Al Franken, Bill Clinton, and
Janeane Garofalo barely beat Forrest Gump.
Joan Collins throws a tantrum at Heathrow security procedures.
The ancient diva harrumphed, "We never had this kind of
humiliation when Edward the Confessor was king. Now, Eddie, there
was a great king - as good in the sack as in the sackcloth."
The Guardian weighs in on the American presidential debates.
The Guardian, which I have often called the world's most gullible
newspaper, is more like Weekly World News than like a real
newspaper. (They are the ones who fell - lock stock and barrel -
for the Presidential IQ hoax, as well as the "Pentagon prepares
for global warming" scam.) In fact, the Guardian is kind of like a
partisan version of Weekly World News, except still hanging on to
a vague pretense of real journalism. But it can be funny in its
biased rants, ala Hunter Thompson.
- "Quite frankly, the man's either wired or mad. If it's the
former, he should be flung out of office: tarred, feathered and
kicked in the nuts. And if it's the latter, his behaviour goes
beyond strange, and heads toward terrifying. He looks like he's
listening to something we can't hear. He blinks, he mumbles, he
lets a sentence trail off, starts a new one, then reverts back
to whatever he was saying in the first place. Each time he
recalls a statistic (either from memory or the voice in his
head), he flashes us a dumb little smile, like a toddler proudly
showing off its first bowel movement. The man's a tool."
- "John Kerry, for his part, looks and sounds a bit like a
- I think making fun of politicans is very entertaining, but
in my opinion the last paragraph, which basically makes a joke
about the need for a Presidential assassin, is way over the
line, and not at all funny. (Not to mention stupid. Does he
think the world would be more to his liking if the Presidency
were handed to Dick Cheney?)
Natalie Portman - a see-through dress - no bra - 'nuff said.
She is supposed to be getting out the ... um ... vote, but she's
too good at it. She can't hold it down to one vote per guy because
they keep wanting to stuff her ballot box.
The first Chinese Hooters girls. You got Communism in
my Hooters. No, you got Hooters in my Communism. Two great tastes
that taste great together! I have to think Stalin would have been
a lot cooler guy if there had been a Kremlin Hooters.
- Bill Maher rants on about politics. On Kerry:
"This is a guy who - get real - married not one but two heiresses.
OK? He is not Joe Six-Pack. He's Klaus von Bulow." On
Bush: "His domestic policy is praising Jesus and cutting Paris
The Campaign of a Comedian. Jon Stewart's journalism
may be fake, but his political impact is real.
JoBlo.com talks about Anne Hathaway's vibrator-oriented nude scene
in Havoc. I have not been able to find out when,
whether, or where this film will be released.
Amid Tokyo's seedy love hotels, private detectives ply a lucrative
trade on the trail of adulterous men.
The Top 10 Scary Clown Movies
Electoral-vote.com is now showing it 257-254 Kerry, with Florida
even. In other words, winner of Florida wins the
election. Sounds familiar.
The trailer for Millions: "Starting anew after the
death of their mother, 9-year-old Anthony is ever practical, while
his 7-year-old brother Damian uses imagination, fantasy, and faith
to make sense of his confusing world. When a suitcase full of
money falls out of the sky at Damian's feet, it sets the boys on
the adventure of a lifetime that leads them to realize that true
wealth has nothing to do with money."
The trailer for Noel. This is Chazz Palminteri's debut
as a director. Stars PenÚlope Cruz, Susan Sarandon, Paul Walker,
The trailer for Danny Boyle's new film, Millions.
"Starting anew after the death of their mother, 9-year-old Anthony
is ever practical, while his 7-year-old brother Damian uses
imagination, fantasy, and faith to make sense of his confusing
world. When a suitcase full of money falls out of the sky at
Damian's feet, it sets the boys on the adventure of a lifetime
that leads them to realize that true wealth has nothing to do with
The trailer for Amenabar's new film, The Sea Inside.
"The real-life story of Spaniard Ramon Sampedro, who fought a 30
year campaign in favor of euthanasia and his own right to die."
Other Crap archives. May also include newer material than the
since it's sorta in real time.
to submit a URL for Other Crap
are the latest movie reviews available at scoopy.com.
- The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the
review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
- If there is a white asterisk, it means that
there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined
there might be something else of interest.
- A blue asterisk indicates the review is written
by Tuna (or Junior or Brainscan, or somebody else besides me)
- If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too
ashamed to admit it.
Words from Scoop.
.avi's from Shiloh.
.wmv files made by Scoop from Shiloh's .avi's.
NOTE: because of a unique combination of
circumstances with the Windows media player and some substantial
bandwidth theft, we will have to do all of our movie files in zip
format. Left click on the files as you normally would to view a
you get a choice, click on "save", and put it on your hard drive in
the directory of your choice. UnZIP and play from there.
I know this is not especially convenient, but it
allows the film clips to continue. I can protect .zip files from
hot-linking in the same way I can protect still images. For some
reason, if I protect .avis and .wmvs from hot-linking, they will not
play in the Windows media player, and I can't get a satisfactory
work-around. Perhaps I will find a better solution, but for now this
new policy allows you to continue getting the movie clips you want
to see, which is much preferable to my abandoning the clips
Last Embrace - Part 1
I always think of Janet Margolin with a certain
Part of that has to do with her career, which
fizzled after she started as the "it" girl of her time. She got a
Golden Globe nomination and a Bafta nomination for her very first
screen role, as the co-star of the much acclaimed David and Lisa.
She was only 18 years old then and obviously on the fast track to
stardom, as Scarlett Johansson seems to be today.
That fast track never stopped at the stardom
The career disappointment was minor, however,
compared to the fact that she died at age 50, of ovarian cancer.
Her brother is Stuart Margolin, who was omnipresent
on crappy 70s television shows like Love American Style, and is
probably best remembered as Angel on The Rockford Files.
Last Embrace, which was directed by Jonathan Demme
(Silence of the Lambs), was Janet's last significant lead in a
theatrical film, and I'm pretty sure that this film provided her
only screen nudity. She looked great, and was seen topless in three
separate scenes: a bathtub scene, a scene in bed, and a shower
scene. Here is the bathtub action. (More tomorrow)
Perhaps these tips will help if you have trouble
with the codecs for these movies:
FYI when I hypercam vids to make the file size smaller I use
DivX MPEG-4 Fast-Motion for the video compressor, then I use
virtualdub to compress the audio. The properties for the
vids says the video codec: DivX Decoder Filter & audio
codec: Morgan Stream Switcher which I'm not familiar with.
When I compress the audio with virtualdub I use MPEG
Layer-3. A friend of mine told me about compressing the
audio about (6) mos. ago. Like I said previously, only been
capping for a year & a half & I'm no expert. Hopefully this
info will help members with the proper codecs for my vids.
When I cap big brother's I use hypercam mostly & sdp &
asfrecorder if the set up allows me. I stopped using
camtasia cause the file sizes were always too big, could
never figure out the process, over my head lol, plus it cost
too much to buy in my opinion.
A reader says:
You mentioned that some users were
having trouble with the videos on your site. There is a tool
designed to determine what codec is needed for a video.
http://www.headbands.com/gspot/ Hope this is useful to you
or your users.
I made the .wmv versions of each video. The codecs for these: Windows Video V8, Windows Audio 9.
The upside of these is that you know the codecs, and they'll play in
the Windows Media Player. The downside is that they are slightly
larger, and slightly lower quality.
NOTE: We currently have to do all of our movie files in zip format. Instead of viewing them online, save the zip files to your hard drive in the directory of your choice, un-zip and play from there.
Today the Ghost takes us back in time to 1984 for these 'caps and video clip of a young and gorgeous Jamie Lee Curtis going topless in scenes from "Grandview, U.S.A.".
This movie also starred several actors who would later become much more famous, including: C. Thomas Howell, Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Jason Leigh, John Cusack, Joan Cusack and of course Michael Winslow (aka the annoying sound effects guy from the "Police Academy" movies).
'Caps and comments by Spaz:
"Black Christmas" (1974)
The first big budget North American slasher.
This overlooked classic served a s prototype for
Halloween and Friday the 13th.
"Mind Trap" (1989)
Action starring Dan "Grizzly Adams" Haggerty and
one-timer Martha Kincare avenging the murder of her
parents and the rape of her sister.
Another who-is-killing-all-the-hookers mystery drama.
"Heavy Metal Summer" (1990) aka "State Park"
Comedy starring Ted Nugent who surprisingly did not
hunt down, skin, stuff, and mount the guy in the bear suit.
"Mann to Mann" (tv series)
Comedy about two sisters running a male strip club.
No male nudity.
"When Husbands Cheat" (1998) (TV)
Couple of IDs made.
Various tv episodes:
- Ellen Dubin: cleavage as domitrax in Forever Knight episode False
- Emmanuelle Vaugier: kind of nude in First Wave episode Lungfish. Damn
'Caps and comments by Oz:
First up, an amendment. In my last contribution there was an actress in Guarded Secrets that The Gimp identified - Stephanie Swift. Here are the amended caps.
- Stephanie Swift
"Drawn to the Flame"
Same thing with Drawn to the Flame, but this time The Gimp identified Mason Marconi.
"Malibu's Most Wanted"
No nudity in Malibu's Most Wanted, just some sexily dressed ladies including Regina Hall, Rhona Bennett and Keesha Sharp. There's some pokies by an interested onlooker.
"Tomorrow La Scala"
Some minor pokies by Samantha Spiro in the arty-farty Tomorrow La Scala.
"Memoirs of an Invisible Man"
A scantily clad Daryl Hannah in Memoirs of an Invisible Man.
"The Pink Panther Strikes Again"
There's the slightest hint of Lesley-Anne Down's nipple in The Pink Panther Strikes Again - we need to see the DVD version for a better view.
- Lesley-Anne Down
"24 Hour Party People"
24 Hour Party People was a British comedy that appealed to my satirical sense of humour. The nudity comes from a topless Colette Cooper and a completed naked unidentified person. Shirley Henderson gets down to her underwear.
Some very nice pokies by Illeana Douglas in Dummy.
Jenna Elfman is the obsessed in the telemovie Obsessed. No visible nudity but she is down to her underwear.
- Jenna Elfman
"Doin' Time on Planet Earth"
No nudity but lots of cleavage by Andrea Thompson in the mediocre Doin' Time on Planet Earth.
- Andrea Thompson
||The sexy Mexican singer flashing her bum at the MTV 2 Latino Video Music Awards.
|Jennifer Love Hewitt
|No nudity in these scenes from "If Only" (2004), but Hewitt looks great in her undies!