"Inside Out"

Inside Out (1992) is a direct to vid collection of short erotic subjects, now available on DVD. This first disk contains:

Brush Strokes -- Julie Ambrose shows breasts and bush as a woman who follows an artist home from a showing that turned her on.

The Lida -- Sherrie Rose shows a breast as a prisoner in an isolation pod in space. She has programmed the on board computer into her perfect partner. When another prisoner docks on her pod, the perfect partner ends up even better.

Shrink Rap -- Cec Verrell relates two fantasies to her shrink. We see breasts and buns.

My Secret Moments -- Chana Jael Chiesa masturbates to a fantasy that includes an ever increasing number of men. We see everything.

Life is for the Taking -- Kimberly Ryusaki is the young wife of a prisoner due for release. His cellmate convinces him that she might be cheating, and gets him to astrally project himself home. We see her breasts while he watches her.

My Better Half -- Marie Chanbers plays the feminine side of a macho man that has given up on women, she seduces him. We see breasts.

Doubletalk -- Marta Kober goes to her date's apartment on their first date. We hear not only what they say to each other, but also what they are really thinking. Again, breasts only.

The Diaries -- Neith Hunter is married to a rich older man. They are in separate bedrooms and have stopped being intimate. She sees his diary, and finds out he is bored and about to divorce her. She creates a diary to make him think that her new found sense of sexual adventure is exactly what he wanted. Just breasts again.

Love the One You're With -- Serina Robinson and her date speak in meanings rater than empty words. Rather than telling a joke, he would say clever attempt at humor, to which she would answer aloof disdain. They do end up in bed. We see Her breasts and buns.

The nine segments add up to about 90 minutes, which has its good side. You never tire of one of the stories. Most of the photography is dark, and this is clearly couples erotica. C.

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  • Barbara Alyn Woods in "Brush Strokes" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)

  • Cec Verrell in "Shrink Rap" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

  • Chana Jael Chiesa in "My Secret Moments" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17

  • Kimberly Ryusaki in "Life Is For The Taking" (1, 2, 3)

  • Marie Chambers in "My Better Half" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

  • Marta Kober in "Doubletalk" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

  • Neith Hunter in "The Diaries" (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)

  • Serina Robinson (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

  • Sherrie Rose

  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003):

    Charlie's Angels was released in a "theatrical release" version and an "unrated" version. The DVD box says, "UNRATED: additional footage includes graphic violence and sexuality", and advertises that the unrated DVD also has four "sizzling exclusive additional special features".

    Just paint a "sucker" sign and paste it on my back. I actually bought the unrated DVD, because Blockbuster only had the theatrical release. I saw the theatrical release months ago, so I can't remember every detail, but off the top of my head I can't tell you one thing that was different in this version.

    Anyway, here are my comments, and here are the pics: (You'll find the earlier, very crappy images in the July 6 edition, but they are not worth seeing)

    Ii is a mediocre movie, but it had one great line. Bernie Mac (if you don't already know, you need to know he's a black guy to get the joke) is disguised as a guy named Paddy O'Malley. When his ID is questioned, he says, "Of course there are black Irishmen. Who do you think invented the McRib?"



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    Graphic Response
    • Carroll Baker, full frontal and rear nudity in scenes from "Baba Yaga" (1973).

    Be sure to pay Graphic Response a visit at his website.

    Joanna Samojlowicz Fully nude and showing breasts and side bum views in scenes from her one and only IMDb credit, "The White Raven" (1998).

    This is a great example of grade Z film making! Just check out the cast: directed by Andrew Stevens and starring Ron Silver, Joanna Pacula and Roy Scheider.

    Lisa Peers The Aussie actress showing far off topless and rear nudity in scenes from "Solo" (1978).

    Maria Kelley The long time Hollywood stunt woman topless in one of her rare acting moments. Vidcaps from the straight-to-vid movie, "Disturbed" (1990).

    Catherine Zeta-Jones
    (1, 2, 3)

    Before she was famous...Here she is showing a little cleavage and wearing black undies in scenes from "Blue Juice" (1995).

    Anne Kasprik
    (1, 2)

    The German actress baring breasts, bum, a hint of pubes and wearing soaking wet undies in scenes from "Polizeiruf 110 - Falscher Jasmin" (1990).

    Barbara Wussow Topless in a love scene from "Singapur-Express" (2002).

    Birgit Doll The Austrian actress topless in a bubble bath scene from "Trauma" (1983).

    Christine Wodetzky Topless in scenes from an episode of the German TV series "Die "Glückliche Familie".

    Katja Riemann Toplessness and a dark full frontal nude scene from "Ein Mann für jede Tonart" (1993).

    Sydne Rome Topless in scenes from the French movie "Il faut vivre dangereusement" (1975).

    Liz Phair

    Robin Tunney
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)

    Johnny Moronic takes a look at the indie flick "Cherish" (2002). Singer/songwriter Liz Phair shows some serious pokies and Robin Tunney is seen in a bikini and tight shirts. Tunney gives up some nice cleavage and of course does her familiar 'take off top and show partial breast views while walking across the room and/or away from the camera' move.

    Uschi Digard
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Dyanne Thorne
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15)

    Señor Skin 'caps from the 1974 sexploitation movie, "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS". Ultra busty 60's and 70's star Digard plays a topless victim. Dyanne Thorne stars as Ilsa and bares breasts and bum in several scenes.

    Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Queen Of Diamonds - Elton John has signed a reported $50 million deal to perform five times a week, five weeks a year for three years at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. The show will be a return to his "wild and wacky" days of gaudy excess and sequins, and he says he can't perform it anywhere except Vegas. He added, "It's back to costume changes and Velcro."

  • And he hasn't done that for years, at least outside the bedroom.
  • This will help restore some of Las Vegas's "festiveness" that disappeared with Siegfried and Roy.
  • He'll be paid $50 million, which he's already spent.

    He's Not As Macho As He Looks - Liza Minnelli's estranged husband David Gest is suing her for $10 million, claiming he's a victim of domestic abuse. He describes Liza as an overweight, raging alcoholic who regularly beat him "with open hands and closed fists" and who once threw a lamp at him. Gest claims he lives in "virtually constant, unrelenting pain" that requires "11 prescription medications per day, some more than once," all because of the beatings he endured from Liza Minnelli.

  • And even after saying THAT, he still claims he's not gay!
  • Maybe she was driven mad by sexual frustration.
  • The way she kept hitting him, his plastic surgery stitches will NEVER heal!
  • Of course, Liza's biggest crime was being overweight.

    People Who Really Needed A Home - The cast of mismatched has-been celebrities was revealed for the second season of the WB's "The Surreal Life." Sharing a house for 11 days will be Tammy Faye Messner, Erik Estrada, Vanilla Ice, "Baywatch" babe Traci Bingham, "Real World: Las Vegas" cast member Trishelle, and pudgy porn star Ron Jeremy. A spokesman said that so many people wanted to join, they had to add a different celebrity guest to each show as a "seventh cast member."

  • That's when a celebrity knows he's really washed up: when he's only allowed on "The Surreal World" part time.
  • All the candidates for governor of California wanted to do it.
  • If Ron Jeremy and Tammy Faye share a bedroom, please, God, don't let there be a camera in it!

    Actually Dumber Than Homer Simpson - Singer Jessica Simpson, who was mocked for not knowing that Chicken of the Sea was tuna on her MTV reality show "Newlyweds," dropped in on a meeting of Chicken of the Sea executives in San Diego Monday. A company spokesman said they wanted to tell her how the name originated and make sure she understood the difference between chicken and tuna. They're also interested in having her become a company spokeswoman.

  • She replied, "Great! I LOVE chicken!"
  • Fish is brain food; will people really believe she eats it?
  • They could put her in a mermaid costume: she'd be a dumb blonde on one end and a great piece of tail on the other.
  • Next, Nick hopes to teach her the difference between canned cake frosting and car wax.