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"Fausto 5.0"

Fausto 5.0 (2001) is a Spanish interpretation of the legend of Faust, but, other than the title and the name of the main character, it is a very liberal interpretation. Dr Fausto is a research physician in charge of a study of the terminally ill. He is off to another city for a conference, and meets someone claiming to be one of his terminally ill patients years before, who wants to do him favors. I suppose this is the devil character tempting him. He accepts a blow job in his hotel room from Irene Montalŕ, who shows breasts, and has sex at a party with Raquel González at a party. The Satan character becomes ever more of a pain, and Dr. Fausto feels threatened, and is even arrested once. Unlike the real legend of Faust, he is not, however doomed, and the film manages a happy ending.

IMDB readers say 6.7 of 10, Since it is only available in Spain on Region 2 PAL DVD, my guess is that they are all Spanish voters. Possible the subtitles detracted from the film, but I was unimpressed, other than by the nudity, which included breasts from three unidentified women, breasts from Irene Montalŕ, and breasts and buns from Raquel González. It won 7 International awards, including a Best Actor Goya. IMDB lists it as horror, so I may have totally missed the point, but I was never engaged in the story, and didn't care much about the characters. C.

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  • Irene Montala (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12)
  • Raquel Gonzalez (1, 2, 3, 4)
  • Unknown (1, 2, 3, 4)

    "Break Up"

    Break Up (1998) is a mediocre thriller starring Bridget Fonda, who plays the deaf wife of a wife beater. The opening credits are interspersed with a sex scene between Fonda and her husband, and we get several views of her breasts. Unfortunately after that strong start, there is no more nudity in the film. THe next day, we see Fonda steal some money from his wallet, add it to her cookie jar fund, then deposit it in her personal savings account. She visits her sister, then goes to pick her husband up at a bar, where she finds he has been screwing another woman. When she goes home, he accuses her of cheating, beats her, and throws her down the stairs.

    She wakes up in the hospital, and is questioned by the police. When her husbands car is found with a burned corpse in it, she is the prime suspect. Then she finds out that her sister was also screwing him, that he has killed her after cleaning out her savings account, and bought her mothers car after his supposed death. The police try to book her, but she escapes. Her only chance to clear herself is to find him.

    IMDB readers score this 5.1 of 10. Critics were not kind, the few that reviewed it. The pace was languid, which doesn't help a thriller, there was not that much action, and the ending was entirely predictable. Fonda's performance was adequate. C-.

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  • Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy)

    Y tu mamá también is one of the most universally acclaimed films of the past year or so. 94% good reviews from the critics. 90/100 average critical score, straight A's on the Yahoo report card, four stars from Ebert.

    The most interesting thing about it is that if it were a trend, it would be a dream come true for perverts like us. Tuna and I have often discussed that it would be nice if the films with great sex and nudity were also great films. Right here, you have one of the very few which can be nominated for that double honor. Very simple film on the surface - almost a Mexican Pie - but with lots of complex underlying layers and mysteries, like life itself. It has a healthy dose of social criticism and a portrait of the changing faces of Mexico, but it hides all that brilliantly within the entertaining and bittersweet story. Excellent movie. In Spanish, but well worth the subtitles.


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    • The yellow asterisks indicate that I wrote the review, and am deluded into thinking it includes humor.
    • If there is a white asterisk, it means that there isn't any significant humor, but I inexplicably determined there might be something else of interest.
    • A blue asterisk indicates the review is written by Tuna (or Lawdog or Junior or C2000 or Realist or ICMS or Mick Locke, or somebody else besides me)
    • If there is no asterisk, I wrote it, but am too ashamed to admit it.

    Mortis takes a look at the Skinemax flick "Priate Lies"
    • Brandy Davis shows breasts and bush in several sport humpin' scenes. (1, 2, 3, 4)

    • Elizabeth Pires shows all 3 B's in a variety of sex and shower scenes. (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14)

    • Lauren Michaels, breasts, bum and bush. (1, 2, 3)

    • An unknown getttin' it on while only wearing heels. (1, 2)

    Bettie Ballhaus
    Leslie Easterbrook
    Tina Angel

    Something special for those who enjoy the big'uns. 2 very busty babes sporting a whole mess of cleavage, and the "Police Academy" co-star in a soaking wet, see-thru white shirt.

    Stefanie Stappenbeck Toplessness and far off full frontal nudity in scenes from "Der Andere Wolanski" (1996).

    Angela Roy Topless, and a hint of bum cleavage in "Die Traumprinzen"

    Sylvia Leifheit Topless tanning on German TV in scenes from "Der Pfundskerl - Alles für die Katz".

    Bettie Ballhaus More 'caps of the mega-busty babe. This time she lets the puppies loose, paints them, and makes an imprint of them for a fan.

    Kylie Minogue The Aussie pop-star in a very see-thru outfit.

    Hunter Tylo
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    The model turned actress topless, and in full frontal nude scenes from the 1984 movie "The Initiation". A great find by Finn Cap.

    Tera Patrick
    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

    Gorgeous and classy B&W images of the adult film star posing topless and with rear nudity. Scans by njdvl.

    Eva Habermann The German actress best known by many from her work on the Sci-Fi series "Lexx". Here she is going topless in scenes from "Angel Express" (1999).

    Jennifer Lopez J-Lo's nipples are clearly visible in a see-thru top, by Squiddy.

    The Funnies by Number 6
  • Saving the environment, one bikini at a time

  • Pat Reeder
    Pat's comments in yellow...

    Tastes Like A Donkey's Butt! - Some shoppers and merchants at a strip mall in Manassas, Virginia, are upset about a new business. It's not a strip club, it's a coffee shop: "The Bad Ass Coffee Company." Its neighbors include a religious goods store and a Toys R Us, and parents are complaining about their kids seeing the sign. But the owner says the "Bad Ass" name just refers to a legend about donkeys that carry coffee beans down mountainsides, and to make it clear, there's a picture of a donkey on the sign.

  • Taken from behind.
  • Funny, it thought it was because the coffee was so bad, it tasted like ass.
  • How about if they rename it "Bad Asses R Us?"
  • Parents are upset because coffee is bad for kids!

    Please, PLEASE, Don't Stop! - The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel reports that Elvira may be ready to give up the ghost. Cassandra Peterson says it gets harder all the time to fit into the costume of the buxom vampiress, and she's thinking of retiring. Now 51 and a mom, Peterson said that every year, she has to spend another hour working out, and she'll soon be exercising eight hours a day. She joked, "I have the feeling that the minute I stop doing the character, boom, Roseanne Barr."

  • That would be a LOT scarier!
  • Great! Now I have to have a lobotomy to get the image of Roseanne in an Elvira costume out of my brain!
  • The costume fit much better when she was breastfeeding.
  • She wants to retire so she can finally eat her first piece of Halloween candy.

    Wide Angle Lens? - Paula Marshall, star of the new NBC sitcom "Hidden Hills," has an ace up her sleeve if her show is canceled. She's an amateur photographer who likes to take shots of her pals, and she says one of them is a "stunning" picture of Jennifer Lopez nude. Marshall said she's sure it would be worth a lot of cash and that "someone would love to get their hands on it -- but that won't happen anytime soon."

  • Unless we all stop watching "Hidden Hills" so it'll be canceled immediately.
  • Those hills are gonna stay hidden for a long time.